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11-07-2008 , 05:35 PM
and i said "well, i guess it's time to procreate" as a joke(unless she wanted to ldo.) well, she didn't take it as a joke and is now sitting in the HR office talking to the VP of HR. i'm pretty much screwed right?
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11-07-2008 , 05:36 PM
in before firing.
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11-07-2008 , 05:36 PM
You are about to receive at least 90 real world infraction points.
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11-07-2008 , 05:37 PM
she isn't even that cute which is the worst part
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11-07-2008 , 05:39 PM
Gary Radnich would have been more professional. You need to change your avatar now.
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11-07-2008 , 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
she isn't even that cute which is the worst part
and you offered to make babies with her??

i thought better of you, i really did.
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11-07-2008 , 05:40 PM
i would have taken a BJ fwiw
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11-07-2008 , 05:41 PM
Take a picture of the HR director when they speak to you and post it please.
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11-07-2008 , 05:42 PM
"oh you want to discuss my employment status? cool hold on a sec i need ur picture to post on this poker website i'm a god at."
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11-07-2008 , 05:43 PM
Your gonna get fired anyway. Go for it.
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11-07-2008 , 05:45 PM
Just say " Come on, look at her,and look at me. You really think I'd hit dat?"
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11-07-2008 , 05:46 PM
god i hate people that overreact to **** like this
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11-07-2008 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
god i hate people that overreact to **** like this
Some people need help rolling up the corporate ramp.
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11-07-2008 , 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by kylmac85
god i hate people that overreact to **** like this
agreed. a simple knee to the groin would have been a much more appropriate response.
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11-07-2008 , 05:52 PM
post pics of your letter of termination
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11-07-2008 , 05:54 PM
Classic He Said, She Said situation. Say she hit on you, you rejected and now she is revenging you.
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11-07-2008 , 05:55 PM
well atleast someone will get ****ed in the ass.
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11-07-2008 , 05:55 PM
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11-07-2008 , 05:57 PM
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11-07-2008 , 05:57 PM
does california unemployment include a weed allowance?
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11-07-2008 , 05:59 PM
no, but 18 months of them paying me 2/3rds of my salary pretty much sounds like heaven.
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11-07-2008 , 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
Your VP of HR is Asian?
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11-07-2008 , 05:59 PM
if you're fired you don't get jackola
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11-07-2008 , 06:22 PM
ur vp of hr looks mean
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11-07-2008 , 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by ALLTheCookies
no, but 18 months of them paying me 2/3rds of my salary pretty much sounds like heaven.


you could probably catch Mayo in post count too
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