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04-14-2011 , 09:32 AM

#26

kidgolfer

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 294

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Originally Posted by T!ghterThanU

Not very hot for an Asian imo.

ima kill u

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04-14-2011 , 09:46 AM

#27

monkiii

Hottest 4Lifer '10

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 2,029

uhh..ur way hotter than her anyway!
**** one of her (hotter) friends imo.

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04-14-2011 , 09:46 AM

#28

EvilSteve

Midlife Crisis

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 13,195

She has taken "hard to get" to the next level. You must rise to the challenge. Prove to her that your will is stronger than whatever the universe had planned for her!

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04-14-2011 , 10:33 AM

#29

Glo4ming

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,674

so a chick broke up with you for some irrational reason that makes absolutely no sense?

seems pretty standard tbh.

Last edited by Glo4ming; 04-14-2011 at 10:48 AM.

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04-14-2011 , 10:38 AM

#30

HighWay

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 424

It is obvious the other guy fixed fortune teller. wp.

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04-14-2011 , 10:50 AM

#31

Bagonirix

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Originally Posted by raised by jews

So, I quit my session early (which sucked cus i was sat by a huge fish and he kept rematching)

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04-14-2011 , 11:01 AM

#32

UCBananaboy

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News Flash:

Asians are superstitious...

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04-14-2011 , 11:10 AM

#33

TheNothing

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Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 42,425

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Originally Posted by MrRunsGoood

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Originally Posted by jellykingturbo2000
Here is what actually happened. She was bored, and it was 2 am. Since she was drinking, it wouldn't be very wise to take her own self to a bar. So why not call some guy up; it's his gas, his money, and she'll need some company. He doesn't seem so interesting, but she just wants to talk her head off and enjoy the free alcohol. All in all, it was a nice night, and she won't have to be bothered by this guy anymore.
very smart asian girl

Listen here cuteness, ur single, op's single, why not capitalize?

THIS x 1000 + TR = o face

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04-14-2011 , 11:15 AM

#34

pokerbobo

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TT is better than I thought it would be

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04-14-2011 , 12:20 PM

#35

LatinLingo

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 485

She probably watches too much day time tv if she thinks fortune tellers are real.

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04-14-2011 , 12:41 PM

#36

DonkeyFocker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,191

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Originally Posted by HighWay

It is obvious the other guy is the fortune teller. wp.

fyp

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04-14-2011 , 01:19 PM

#37

Ed_Zackary

adept

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 893

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Originally Posted by raised by jews

So she tells me that she doesnt think we should see each other anymore because its against what the universe has planned for her (lol @ her thinking the universe has plans for her), and that she wants to start dating this other guy because he might be her soulmate (even though she has known him for years and was never interested until she was told to be by some random scammer).

Me and Her

anybody else think that the other guy is right beside you in this picture?

Last edited by Ed_Zackary; 04-14-2011 at 01:20 PM. Reason: OP had it coming for showing up in those shorts...

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04-14-2011 , 02:40 PM

#38

luckproof

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,935

you should of told her you were molested by a fortune teller a couple years ago or something, she might have at least given ya a blowy

Spoiler:

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04-14-2011 , 05:09 PM

#39

ibelieveyouoweme$80k

LLSNL FF Champ '13

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 13,094

i think she's pretty hot.

oh, and asians seem crazy to me.

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04-14-2011 , 06:00 PM

#40

KKaiserSoze

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 174

a true Beat.

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04-14-2011 , 06:34 PM

#41

Justafish26

grinder

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 439

She is not that hot and she is an Asian. There are about 4 billion Asians in the world (60% of the world's population). LOL at all the levels saying that Asian girl is hot. Find another one OP. Or save some money go to some country in Asia.

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04-14-2011 , 06:35 PM

#42

SHARPERFOCUS

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 624

Margret Cho ITT.

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04-14-2011 , 06:37 PM

#43

smooth101

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,596

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Originally Posted by ibelieveinkolb

i think she's pretty hot.

oh, and asians seem crazy to me.

That is because they are ****ING NUTS.

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Originally Posted by Justafish26

As you will see in my post, I said she was fairly attractive for an Asian in America.

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04-14-2011 , 07:33 PM

#44

costanza_g

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she's banging, anyone who says otherwise is gos

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04-14-2011 , 07:39 PM

#45

ncboiler

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Originally Posted by ToTheInternet

What did the fortune teller say about those shorts.

I was thinking it had to be the shirt. She calls him up to meet up at 2am when she is liquored up. He throws on some ratty t-shirt with a stupid pic on the front. She is nice and doesn't want to hurt his feelings so she makes up lame ass story. Of course she milks this for an hour because, even though he is dressed like a clown, he is still buying her drinks.

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04-14-2011 , 08:33 PM

#46

raised by jews

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,847

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Originally Posted by costanza_g

holy **** she looks spectacular....send her my way OP.

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Originally Posted by bgomez89

pay fortune teller to tell her to bang you obv

Zoltar cannot be bought!

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Originally Posted by t1lt

This is actually a good idea... also good story RBJ

hehehe glad you enjoyed it. I find it pretty funny too

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Originally Posted by elrey

how do you still have that screenname?

I dont understand what your getting at.

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Originally Posted by MrRunsGoood

Listen here cuteness, ur single, op's single, why not capitalize?

MrRG Student/Pimp

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Originally Posted by T!ghterThanU

Not very hot for an Asian imo.

usually their ranges are pretty polarized, obv. this one is merged.

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Originally Posted by monkiii

uhh..ur way hotter than her anyway!
**** one of her (hotter) friends imo.

but what do you think of the shorts?

And her friends all spoke spanish only, even though im cuban I barely speak spanish. I dont think im that good to transcend the language barrier.

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Originally Posted by pokerbobo

TT is better than I thought it would be

I aim to please...

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Originally Posted by costanza_g

she's banging, anyone who says otherwise is gos

agreed. Bunch of haters ITT. Im also pretty sure these guys would jump at the chance to get with a chick like this.

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Originally Posted by ncboiler

So your a male fashion expert? ygos? reading comprehension must not be your strong point, I said earlier that this was a picture from a few weeks ago. The other night when I met up with her I was lookin slick in my banana republic jeans and button down shirt. I know how to look good when I want to.

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04-14-2011 , 09:18 PM

#47

Bob Ross

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Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,457

why the heck are there so many asians on this earth (and in america) but it's still hard to find them!

I have a lot of faith in you rbj and I'm postive you will find a new, less superstitious, asian babe. Also would be cool if you found one of those REALLY tough to find, big boobed asian gals.

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04-14-2011 , 09:32 PM

#48

ncboiler

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Originally Posted by raised by jews

You are correct because nowhere in this.....

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Originally Posted by raised by jews

So Ive been talking to this Asian chick for a few weeks now and on one of our first dates she told me how a friend of hers went to a fortune teller, and what he was told had changed his life for the better, and she said she was thinking about going to see her. Last night she texted me at 2 am saying she wanted to meet up for drinks. Obviously I was super psyched because 1) she was already a bit tipsy because she had been drinking with friends, and 2) I hadnt gotten to sexin her up yet (shes been playing hard to get). So, I quit my session early (which sucked cus i was sat by a huge fish and he kept rematching), picked her up and went out to a nice bar.

At the bar she starts telling me about how she went to the fortune teller and she starts telling me everything the fortune teller told her. Obviously the fortune teller told her crap that everyone could relate to, very similar to those generic horoscopes in the newspaper. After listening and feigning interest for about an hour she finally says "and the fortune teller told me something that involves you"...she said that the fortune teller told her that I wasn't a good match for her, but that she would grow to love and eventually marry this other dude that has been in her life for some time now...some guy that she wasnt even interested in before every going to the fortune teller!

So she tells me that she doesnt think we should see each other anymore because its against what the universe has planned for her (lol @ her thinking the universe has plans for her), and that she wants to start dating this other guy because he might be her soulmate (even though she has known him for years and was never interested until she was told to be by some random scammer).

I'm not really upset, obviously its awesome to find out how looney this chick is before she became a part of my life, but she woulda been my first Asian

.....do I see it say the pic was from two weeks ago.

Sorry if you said it later in the thread and I missed it. I wasn't interested enough to read that far down.