So about 1.5 hours ago I go to Wal-Mart to grab some soda.

I'm inside less than 10 minutes, and my car is gone, keys are still in my pocket.

I call the cops, and they are on the lookout for my 2000 Black Jetta. (the one with the bigger V6 engine)


So here is where it gets interesting, while I am talking to the cops, they get a seperate 911 report telling them that someone else called, and they were narcing on their friend who had just called them to say they stole a car from Wal-Mart. (The friend advised the thief to just park the car and walk away)

So the police have a suspect, and of course my car was on empty, so they have notified all the gas stations...


Varience: I have my golf clubs in the car... If the dude totals it I make out pretty good with insurance I thinks...

first

i got my car stolen before and got it back also. had to wait 3 days though. lucky you

tell the cops the weed and blow was the belonged to the thief imo

buy a new and kool car

what was in the gas tank? maybe villain will have to refill, then get caught then it would def be worth it imo

i missed the brag, was it the soda?

No brag I guess. I run on empty all the time. So maybe 100 miles of gas... At least they have a suspect.

insurance fraud reported.

standard, however the dried hooker blood and three day old dead body in the trunk may be a bit more difficult to explain.

Hey guys, I just jacked this losers 2000 Black Jetta (the one with the bigger V6 engine). Idiot left window down and keys in ignition. Just pawned his golf clubs for 70$ also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBcNpXmr-Ps

He'll probably just use the car as a toilet.

I think when this is all over, this guy needs to reevaluate who his friends are. They seem like bitches to me

seriously.


im stabbing the crap out of my friend that called the cops while im trying to get my barg on.



zilla as narc, his friend that steals videogames and tv's as carjacker?

Update; no news.

update?

please respond ldo

multiQUOWNED

UPDATE:

For the three of you who read this thread.

I get a call about 11:30 at night, saying they have my car and come and pick it up to avoid towing fees and such.


I had just got going on 8-tabling Pokerstars, but closed them down early a 40-dollar loser for my 20 minute session.

I arrived at a gas station where my car sat about 10 miles from my house.

The car had numerous scratches on the outside, like they drove it off-road or through some sagebrush.

The inside of the car was TOSSED, garbage, burger wrappers, beer cans everywhere.

The suspects, (TWO of them, white, in their late 20's and with prior records were already in the police car)

I was asked to identify anything in the car that wasn't mine, and there was a knife on the seat that wasn't mine, a lighter, a flashlight and a pack of smokes. I gave them all to the Police officer.

I drove my car home, it had a check-engine light on, was making a funny sound like a squirrel was dying inside the motor, but the sound went away by the time I got home.

This morning I checked the rig in the daylight, and found, SURPRISE, SUPRISE! A little baggie of what appears to be WEED.

I thought about turning the weed into the police, but since the chain of custody (thanks CSI episodes) has been broken, the weed would be inadmissable, so I am going to just give it to my friend who will love and appreciate it.


CLIFF Notes:

Got car back minus my digital camera, some cd's and scratches.

Found bag of weed in the car.

Two suspects admitted to stealing the car and are going away on felony grand theft auto charges for awhile.

ADDITIONAL BEAT: They were stopped at a gas station, BEFORE they got gas. I got the car back on empty, which is why they didn't run from the cops, they were basically out of petro.

One of my friend's car got stolen before, and he was pissed because the guy only took 1 of his cds (he had like 10 in the car).

idiot notes: my friend has bad taste in music

Obv the thief constructed a time machine, then went back three days to murder a hooker and plant her in the trunk just in case he was caught. That way, the police would be more involved with determining OP's role in the murder and a mere grand theft auto might not be given their full attention.

Friend calls cops; Ya. My friend just gave me a bag of weed.