Beat: **** blocked by a total stranger
09-20-2009
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Took this babe out to a restaurant last night and got **** blocked by a total stranger!
Let me explain
School started about two weeks ago, first day in class I sit beside this hot babe, and of course I scored, got the number and all. So been talking to her mostly in class, and over the phone and texts intensively, she was going to be my score for the next few weeks, my booty call.
few weeks later I asked her if she’d like to have dinner with me, and maybe go back to my place to watch a movie out of my movie collection(pretty sick collection imo). And she agreed.
So last night I pick her up take her out to this restaurant. Upon entering, I see this guy in the corner just hanging out with his family, 'cause they all looked a little similar. He's got bright orange clothing, which is pretty much why I took notice. I couldn't make out if he was eye ***** my girl or me. I get us a booth in the back as I always try to do with dates (more privacy), i’m the total man here, was making jokes, was complimenting her, charmed her boots off like a true gentlemen. So we finish dinner and get desert, a cheesecake with two forks. We’re eating and talking and out of the blue she dips her finger in the cake, and cleans it off (that was nice), but then she grabs my hand and dips my finger into the cake and cleans that off (WOAH). So now im 100% sure im in, i know for a fact that tonight i’ll be getting some action, I had a hard-on in the restaurant.
So after we finish the cake, or should I say after she seductively ate the cake she licks her lips and totally invited me in for a kiss. And obviously I go in. Cool, looks like i've found my whore for pleasure usage.
But what happened next was just devastating. I'm still in shock that this was capable of happening. The guy wearing orange clothing is coming out of the washroom. His hair is all wet(the fk?) and all spiked up. I'm really lolling hard inside, and I pull out my phone to try to take a picture of this guy, but then I notice something peculiar, there is something blue in his hands and it only takes my a few seconds to realize. I stand up, and headed for the door, and then i heard him yell...KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!
So I got into my car and drove home, ended up jacking off to another guy FML!
Biggest meat hog ever!
Took this babe out to a restaurant last night and got **** blocked by a total stranger!
Let me explain
School started about two weeks ago, first day in class I sit beside this hot babe, and of course I scored, got the number and all. So been talking to her mostly in class, and over the phone and texts intensively, she was going to be my score for the next few weeks, my booty call.
few weeks later I asked her if she’d like to have dinner with me, and maybe go back to my place to watch a movie out of my movie collection(pretty sick collection imo). And she agreed.
So last night I pick her up take her out to this restaurant. Upon entering, I see this guy in the corner just hanging out with his family, 'cause they all looked a little similar. He's got bright orange clothing, which is pretty much why I took notice. I couldn't make out if he was eye ***** my girl or me. I get us a booth in the back as I always try to do with dates (more privacy), i’m the total man here, was making jokes, was complimenting her, charmed her boots off like a true gentlemen. So we finish dinner and get desert, a cheesecake with two forks. We’re eating and talking and out of the blue she dips her finger in the cake, and cleans it off (that was nice), but then she grabs my hand and dips my finger into the cake and cleans that off (WOAH). So now im 100% sure im in, i know for a fact that tonight i’ll be getting some action, I had a hard-on in the restaurant.
So after we finish the cake, or should I say after she seductively ate the cake she licks her lips and totally invited me in for a kiss. And obviously I go in. Cool, looks like i've found my whore for pleasure usage.
But what happened next was just devastating. I'm still in shock that this was capable of happening. The guy wearing orange clothing is coming out of the washroom. His hair is all wet(the fk?) and all spiked up. I'm really lolling hard inside, and I pull out my phone to try to take a picture of this guy, but then I notice something peculiar, there is something blue in his hands and it only takes my a few seconds to realize. I stand up, and headed for the door, and then i heard him yell...KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!
So I got into my car and drove home, ended up jacking off to another guy FML!
Biggest meat hog ever!
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