post the dreams u had during sleepytime here

i had this one a while back but it still counts..

i had a dream where i was running from this group of kids i knew when i was in college that used to front me drugs n i would always be in debt to them a couple thousand dollars .. except i knew they were aliens and i owed them 10K. Me and Vanessa D (girlfriend from elementary school) meet up at a Dairy Queen and we are getting ice cream when we are confronted by Hitler riding in a large monster truck. He captures us and brings us to this small suburban 50's style house. Me and Vanessa are sleeping in the sam ebed , and Hitler is in the room doing something else, and me and Vanessa are secretly planning how we can have sex without him knowing. Some even wierder **** happens.. i remember a small weiner dog running straight up a lightpole. then I escape by simply walking out the door, and then the aliens are chasing me and I steal this guys car just by like saying "give me your keys if you dont want to die today" and i ball out to Vanessas apartment where we lock the doors and lunch out about the aliens coming for us, whom arive in liek 5 seconds. Its all good when the alien crew arrives as they tell me that I only owe him like "$540" .

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sometimes I have dreams of playing TP OOP against a flopped set

I have dreams about hippie squirrels smoking large joints

I have dreams about Stalin chasing me through the night

i just fell asleep for like 3 minutes in class. does it ever happen to you when you are not really sleeping but in and out of it and you do something in your dream and kinda do it in real life? i was in a car chase and open the door and jumped out and almost jerked out of my chair in class

in one of my more memorable dreams i was playing duck duck goose with george bush... lol true story no joke

Last night i dreamed i was hanging out with this new girl that i liked and she laughed real hard and i saw she had vampire teeth. Thats all i remember.

still dream about being naked in class in h.s.
still dream that im going to fail an econ class i rarely attended in college. i passed btw
still dream about the bullet of coke i snorted on during my college graduation ceremony(in front of 10,000 people) now that shiit was ballsy.

not sure why i have these dreams about school, i graduated college 13 years ago.

all the time. especially when you're going down steps in dreams.

Theres a name for this but i cant remember it and im too lazy to look it up. I always have the ones where like im getting hit by a truck or something and just jolt awake at the exact instance its upon me. Has caused numerous embarrassing moments.

I had a dream that I wasnt able to get sleep.. or then I just was awake and in a confused state. It was weird though.

I had a dream that a hamburger was eating ME.

OP, are you sure it was a dream?

I have dreams and when i wake up i've realized "oh, i dreamed about that chick" where i think that chick is a real person. Then i realize that i don't really know that chick as a real person but just as some unknown chick that i've already dreamt and forgot about.
Weird?

I also dream in color. I didn't know this is supposedly rare. I guess most people dream in black and white?

Other times as I'm dreaming i'm aware that things are happening and people are talking but i see nothing in my mind's eye. I have dreams of events and conversations where I know what happened but I didn't visualize the dream.

Anyone else?

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lol i dream in color, im pretty sure that is the standard.. never heard of black and white dreams . i always visualize them too ive never experienced what ur talking about .


recently ive had this thing happening to me.. when i wake up, i see people out of the shapes around me.. its very eerie and sometimes outright scary as ****. It has only been happening the past like 8-9 months, but it happens EVERY time i wake up. It's not like imaginary people, it's like i will wake up and i will think im looking at a person hunched over in my room, but it's really a chair with clothes on it... Or i'll think that there is a face of a man looking at me , but it's really a towel. It takes like 10-15 seconds of 'holy **** theres a person !' for me to wake up and realize its not . But my mind will make a person out of anything, a face out of anything.. Im actually used to it now but for like 1 week i woke up and was in instant fear. could have something to do with DMT use

u know its not good when you are pissing in your dream.

i dunno but im pretttty, prettttty sure

meh...i've done this when i wake up still drunk..kinda scary at first.."OMG a big bunny rabbit, oh wait that's just my fur lined winter coat"...lol

i think i've had this one before. the moment i woke up i went to mcdonalds and got a big mac...true story

I had a dream last night you could get high by shooting people with weed from a slingshot

im always the hero or the bad guy who gets away in my dreams.. i always win.. even at the poker! always...

I dreamt about 2+2 once, in a way.

In my dream I went down to the video rental place that's about two block from where I live. I got one of the movies and when I went up to pay, I looked at the cashier and said, "OMG, Miickey Mouse." I don't know why I said that since the cashier herself wasn't Mickey Mouse.

Then I remember coming here and saying, "I'm pretty sure I'm the reason that they all drink."