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11-20-2007 , 10:54 PM

c4mg

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 452

The ones I heard here that I liked...

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds?

Theres twenty of them.

If a quiz is quizical, whats a test?

Etc.

POST YOUR BEST BBV!!

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11-20-2007 , 10:55 PM

Passaman

BBV Chaplain

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 2,549

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

Ham and cheese sandwich walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry pal. We don't serve food here."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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11-20-2007 , 10:57 PM

Labarde

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 4,786

knock knock

whos there

c4mg

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

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11-20-2007 , 10:58 PM

Himself

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Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 5,448

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knock knock

whos there

c4mg

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahalaoialaoalo lolo

Wat

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11-20-2007 , 11:00 PM

highsteptd

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,691

what's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? i don't jizz on the apple before i eat it

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11-20-2007 , 11:01 PM

Conspire

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Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 14,925

OMFG conspire is such a loser, he sucks at everything in life. I hate him so much, he is so perverted. He sent me a few porno pics in pm so I complained to the mods. My virgin eyes are not ready to see that kind of stuff yet.

Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.

Conspire

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11-20-2007 , 11:02 PM

highsteptd

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 1,691

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Hey check it out C4mg,

I wrote your reply to me.

Conspire

lol

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11-20-2007 , 11:03 PM

mbillie1

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What pink and red and can make a woman cry?

A miscarriage.

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11-20-2007 , 11:04 PM

c4mg

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Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

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11-20-2007 , 11:05 PM

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mbillie1

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Unsuprisingly you reply right away to one of my posts. Why? Because you NEVER leave your computer. And unless child rape counts as sex, you are more a virgin than Mother Theresa.

yeah but child rape does count as sex obv, play on playa

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11-20-2007 , 11:07 PM

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GeraldGiraffe

adept

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,139

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

WHERE'S MY TRACTOR????

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11-20-2007 , 11:09 PM

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tarheeljks

The Dark Knight

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 37,654

accusing someone of rape isn't very funny imo.

also, c4 you get that thing i sent you?

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11-20-2007 , 11:09 PM

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Labarde

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 4,786

why did the girl fall of the swing

cos she had no arms

why did the boy fall off his bike

cos someone threw a fridge at him

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11-20-2007 , 11:13 PM

#14

doubLe a tom

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why cant stevie wonder read

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11-20-2007 , 11:13 PM

#15

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,278

Not the best but it's the biggest....

Limesparks

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11-20-2007 , 11:14 PM

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c4mg

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accusing someone of rape isn't very funny imo.

also, c4 you get that thing i sent you?

I believe so.

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11-20-2007 , 11:17 PM

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sippin_criss

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Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,779

So I was at the mall today and I saw a bunch of c4mg's friends. I heard them making fun of him, they were all like "c4mg likes to eat poo sandwiches." I got annoyed they were hating on him so I went to defend him and said, "hey guys, c4mg doesn't even like bread."

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11-20-2007 , 11:18 PM

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mbillie1

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i lol'd

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11-20-2007 , 11:18 PM

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c4mg

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At least I have friends.

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11-20-2007 , 11:19 PM

#20

keikiwai

BBV Lollercoaster Safety Technician

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 20,961

what's the diff between dids and die bitter?

answer (in white below):

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11-20-2007 , 11:19 PM

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benza13

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why cant stevie wonder read

because he's blind?

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11-20-2007 , 11:20 PM

#22

mbillie1

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haha nvm i get it

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11-20-2007 , 11:22 PM

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btmagnetw

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why cant stevie wonder read

because he's blind?

no cause he's black

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11-20-2007 , 11:23 PM

#24

mbillie1

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why can't helen keller drive?

CUZ SHES A WOMAN

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11-20-2007 , 11:23 PM

#25

I_AM_EVIL

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 13,278

What's the difference between a smart midget and a female marathon runner?

One is a cunning runt.

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