maybe, but FWIW, i was trying to give you credit

wrong.

ur thinking of it the wrong way round.

ur thinking that she is saying "i used to be bigger" which would make sense to your analogy.

she is actually saying "this is me at my hottest", which means that it is an obv. level, like the "here is my wedding day to fat woman who looks like a man" guy.

@ yarbles,

the skinny girls have been nicer to you in your experience because of the hefty sum(s) you paid.

i disagree here



but if it IS a level, then, i admit that my line of reasoning is off.


im just saying - when you make the joke first, it takes the power out of it. and by "make the joke" i mean her saying "im hot," which is super sarcastic, but not a level, IMHO.

she's saying "i USED to be hot" DUCY

There is no level....shhhhhhhhhhh.

Yes, that was me at what I think is my most attractive. I could be wrong, to some I am wrong, and to certain people I'm not. It all depends on what floats your boat. If you're into skinny chicks, then obv, I'm NOT going to be attractive to YOU. If you like short, chubby brunettes with blue green eyes..then I might be.

It's self confidence...which a lot of people who are like me, don't have. So it is what it is. Keep flaming away.

i guess i'll have to refer to my "edit" then, as i clearly am very confused about the world.


still, though, OP, beej for this guy on the way to foxwoods or what? can you meet me on 95?

not a hooker.

right, i never offered you money.

The chances of your peen going in my mouth is 0%.

[QUOTE=PritEPritEGood;16646989]Back in the day I use to be hot. I'm still kinda hot, but not like I use to be. A kid and bad health changes a girl. What can I say.

Pics of somewhat hotness is below. I'm the blonde in the middle.

I'm naturally a brunette...like this

When the story happened I looked like this.

Anyways...I was at the bar one night hanging w/ some friends having a good time and I see this guy. We start talking and we hit it off. After about 8 Jager shots and some tequila I decide this is a good time to take him home with me.

We get home (the bar was only about 1/2 mile from my house) and I proceed to do things to him that would make parents go "WTF, we only had sex in the missionary position when we were your age" I get done and send him on his way.

He calls me the next day and says he wants to meet up again. I agree...the sex was pretty effing good. I ask if he wants to meet up at the bar and he's like "No I'll just come over"...so he comes over and we hang out, watch a movie and then do what we did the night before.

This goes on for about a month or so until one day I get a call from this woman. It rings from his number so of course I pick up. Convo goes as such..

"Hello?"

"Hi...who is this?"

"This is Erika...who is this"

"This is Kyles mom"

"Oh Hi! How are you?"

"I'm fine...Are you Kyles new girlfriend?"

"No I'm just a girl he's seeing..."

"Do you go to school together"

"No I'm out of college"

I hear her take in a deep breath and she goes

"How old are you?"

"25"

"Are you aware that Kyle is 17?"

"Excuse me? There is no way Kyle is 17...I met him at the bar, he was drunk."

"You picked Kyle up where?"

"At the Circle..."

"I think you are lying to me...my son doesn't drink."

"I assure you I picked him up at the bar, drunk off his ass"

There's this long pause and she says:

"It's women like you that take a boys innocence (or some **** along that line)..if you see Kyle again I will be calling the cops and having you arrested for statutory rape"

I hang up the phone completely freaked out. I call her back and promise that I would never see her son again...she says "thank you" and hangs up. Kyle never called back (thank god) but I always asked myself where a 17 year old learned to **** like that...[/QUOTE]




From his mum, why do you think she wanted to warn you off....

quoting failure ITT

Hap HappyPants~~ I concur!

lol, age of consent is 17 in a lot of states, I woulda quickly looked it up and lol'd at her.

I believe South Dakota is 18...but nonetheless..who the hell wants to deal w/ a mom calling you constantly and giving you doodoo

All I did was hit the quote button!

But then I am an old git so maybe the technology thing is beyond me.

lvl? ummmmmmmmm hrm

On here I am ancient. IRL not so much, but way older than you prite

How old exactly do you think I am? just curious....

error was due to you bolding a section of the quote incorrectly.

u tried to bold part of the closing "[/quote]" therefore not making it readable.

if at first u are unsure, click on preview post to see how it looks.

TY chopper.

30ish prite

Erika is that you? How have you been it's been years! WAH WAH WEE WAH

[ ] would hit

... u do know that ur gay, don't u?