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03-20-2008 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Dschmeidreu
Also im always gentle, never really tried being NOT gentle, i shall use this in the future LK
Gah! No! The point of that was to show that doing something that specific girl hasn't asked for that deviates from the norm may not work well.

This was for a girl that got her nipples and clit pierced and didn't even flinch. I think maybe her sense receptors weren't up to standard womanly... standards.

I will say that when I'm overly drunk and can't think of anything else to do, I'll always fall back to a modified alphabet version. (I rarely overdrink fwiw) I've found certain letters work better than others. Also, try numbers. I one day hope to get a girl off with either binary or hexadecimal. I will not tell her this, mind you, because I will want to have sex with her again at some point in the future. But I think that would be an amazing nerd accomplishment.

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Originally Posted by Conspire
Holy hell that is a good post LK
Thank you. There's only two things I take seriously. And it is sex.

(Get it?)
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03-20-2008 , 12:28 AM
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Originally Posted by Spechel EDD
WHAT KINDA BLACK MAN GOES DOWN ON A GIRL..... CONSPIRE??????????????/
waaaaait.. i heard you and conspire had a thing?
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03-20-2008 , 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
I one day hope to get a girl off with either binary or hexadecimal. I will not tell her this, mind you, because I will want to have sex with her again at some point in the future. But I think that would be an amazing nerd accomplishment.
Amazing, i really hope you do this.
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03-20-2008 , 12:34 AM
Now if only I could think of something specific to.. spell out in hex that would be hilarious/applicable to the situation.
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03-20-2008 , 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Chad
waaaaait.. i heard you and conspire had a thing?
if im ever a mod here ill permaban you for anything and everything
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03-20-2008 , 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Now if only I could think of something specific to.. spell out in hex that would be hilarious/applicable to the situation.
Depends how long of a word/phrase you want, which would depend on the girl
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03-20-2008 , 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Spechel EDD
if im ever a mod here ill permaban you for anything and everything
that'll be the day, yea right edd lol
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03-20-2008 , 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Dschmeidreu
Fwiw im giving a dead serious post in BBV4L the only time in my entire 2+2 career so you goddamn ****ing pay attention. My ex told me (only once, if a girl tells you this repeatedly theny ou know shes lying) that i gave her the most intense orgasm a guy has ever given her. She asked me where i learned it, and i said "it just seems like common sense" (its possible i may have used something called the internet a few times but whatever)-- anyway, oral sex on a girl MUST begin with teasing of the general area-- kissing the thighs, kissing her with her underwear on, some gentle rubbing, pushing your hands up and down her thighs, just use ****ing common goddamn sense what would you want a girl to do to you? As for the actual action-- you can suck it, putting the clitoris into your mouth, and then lick it.......you can do the ABC thing although that is pretty standard and not very creative, you can kiss/lick AROUND the general area and tease them, give it a quick flick of your tongue, then ignore the area for about 10 seconds, then go back, and repeat this process, each time giving the area increasingly more attention time wise.

Any other advice i must receive $ on stars since im broke, so im stopping there.

EDIT: FWIW the advice given by LK above is pretty decent as well, just be creative, use your brain try tothink of different stuff to do and never do one method for a prolonged period of time. And yeah each girl is different, but theres generally stuff a girl is going to enjoy. Also im always gentle, never really tried being NOT gentle, i shall use this in the future LK
Giving her a warmup before diving in for the kill seems very +ev.
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03-20-2008 , 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Conspire
Giving her a warmup before diving in for the kill seems very +ev.
They ****ing love it, seriously......girl was getting so upset at me too it was awesome "just do it already" "stop teasing me" "oh my god i hate you"-- awesome imo
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03-20-2008 , 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Dschmeidreu
They ****ing love it, seriously......girl was getting so upset at me too it was awesome "just do it already" "stop teasing me" "oh my god i hate you"-- awesome imo
Ahh yes, teasing = blood flow to genital area = game over.

Starting to miss the small joys of sex, mainly, torturing your partner.
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03-20-2008 , 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Ahh yes, teasing = blood flow to genital area = game over.

Starting to miss the small joys of sex, mainly, torturing your partner.
gain some weight then
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03-20-2008 , 12:56 AM
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Originally Posted by ghostface
gain some weight then
1. The girl in your pic is AMAZING, how old is she like 17? HOT

2. I dont get this post
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03-20-2008 , 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Dschmeidreu
1. The girl in your pic is AMAZING, how old is she like 17? HOT

2. I dont get this post
2nd

and

2nd
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03-20-2008 , 01:06 AM
Who cares?? You're a man right?
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03-20-2008 , 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted by themandude
Who cares?? You're a man right?
Assuming this is directed at op: Some men like to have sex more than once with a girl. Being good at certain things will help ensure this happens.
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03-20-2008 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Low Key
Assuming this is directed at op: Some men like to have sex more than once with a girl. Being good at certain things will help ensure this happens.
I don't see how this is even possible after you blow a load all in her face and tell her to gtfo.

But seriously, what's up with this thead? op should rather find a girl to practice suckin dick.
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03-20-2008 , 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Conspire
Teach me how to be good at oral please, I can book a flight if that is needed.
Dog the early seasons of real sex by HBO is all anyone man needs to know to pleasure women. Its only cuz of this show that I make women howl!!!
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03-20-2008 , 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Spechel EDD
if im ever a mod here ill permaban you for anything and everything
your coming on to me, arn't you?
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03-20-2008 , 06:51 AM
pound it like a hammer
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03-20-2008 , 09:22 AM
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pound it with a hammer
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03-20-2008 , 09:35 AM
Like this

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03-20-2008 , 10:20 AM
I always wondered....

So it's true, even from a young age Asian women are trained to love black ****.
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03-20-2008 , 12:26 PM
Sometimes I'll start kissing the girl's thigh, stomach, you know, really get her excited. Then I flick their clitoris has hard as I can with my fingernail.
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