As some of you may or may not know I used to be in really good shape and hot. Like, one time I got my peen sucked in a hallway at a bar, hot. True story. Anyhoo, since I've gained a couple of lbs I've lost all my RL friends and you people are all I have left. To rectify this situation I have signed up to run a 7k in San Francisco called the "Bridge to Bridge Run" sponsored by Glide Floss on Sunday, October 5th. This thread will be the official chronicling of my training up until the event.


Some of you may be asking yourself "why do i give a crap what this fat ass is doing?" To you I say, go **** yourself. That being said I encourage you to tell me a)what a bitch i am b)how big my ass looks in these jeans and c)how pathetic I am. I need all the motivation I can get people, and proving a bunch of cum dumpsters wrong in the interwebs is what I'm all about. Let the games begin.

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you guys are SO MEAN

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You suck and you're fat as well.

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This'll be cool man! Good luck!

Pretty sure I just read in that cig thread that you smoke, do you plan to stop during your training or just run through it?

but this motivation thing is a good idea
when I become a HS reg I'll come back and make fun of you for insulting my intelligence

September 5th is going to be my official quit date. By then I'll be up to running 3 miles and I'm going to quit when I add on the 4th mile.

nice **** blog.

i'll run the 7k with you. i use to do the bay to breakers... and by use to, i mean just once.

ur ass looks so dayum big in those jeans imo

ya? you're in the city right? or is it east bay i forgets.

gfy fat ass... get on teh f'n treadmill

As an added bonus I'm going to be taking a picture of myself every night so y'all can see how much my body changes from now until then. Gonna be pretty sweet iyam...for the ladies and all the gheys of course.

pics of you shirtless?

gl fatty -- try not to have a fat heart attack and die of fatness, you fatass.

p.s. faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

running is for scardey catz

Do you have boobs?

i hope the ****in bridge collapses while all u sweaty pig like fagz are jogging happily across it like a ****n crowd of stupid lemmings that u are and u fall into the gay sea but dont die on impact u just break ur legs and arms and drown while others scratch and fight over ur fat ass carcass to use as a buoy bc its so dam plump

ps-- GL!

wtf is a 7k, run a normal distance, ive heard of 4k, 5k, 6k, 8k, and 10k, but never 7k

its gay francisco, they do everything ass backwards there