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12-30-2009 , 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by -Insert Witty SN-
whats is it like expressing your latent homosexuality in the form of "ask me" threads on the internets?
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Originally Posted by waxie
What is it like to have such a stupid screen name?
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12-30-2009 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by k0derkid
When he is fisting his partner, do you try to sneak a peak so you can improve your own fisting skills?
I dunno if he does that or not. But I have no desire to put my fist in a girl's ass or her pussy.
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12-30-2009 , 01:21 PM
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I have no desire to put my fist in a girl's ass or her pussy.
wat
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12-30-2009 , 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 11beatsperminute
wat
just seems gross to me.
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12-30-2009 , 01:47 PM
bond, looks like this thread went nowhere fast.
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12-30-2009 , 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by waxie
just seems gross to me.
ygos?
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12-30-2009 , 02:13 PM
Have you lost the game?
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12-30-2009 , 02:14 PM
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Originally Posted by waxie
just seems gross to me.
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12-30-2009 , 02:28 PM
What are the chances this thread hits 50 poasts?
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12-30-2009 , 03:00 PM
I had a gay roommate once.

I remember one hot sticky summer day I came home and my roommate was trying to open a jar of pickles. He said "it's the darndest thing, I can't get this open". I decided I should try. I twisted and turned and squeezed and pulled and nothing came. I pressed up against the wall and squeezed and squeezed as hard as I could. Finally it exploded everywhere!

It took a good long bath to get out the pickle smell, let me tell you!
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12-30-2009 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by knivesout
I had a gay roommate once.

I remember one hot sticky summer day I came home and my roommate was trying to open a jar of pickles. He said "it's the darndest thing, I can't get this open". I decided I should try. I twisted and turned and squeezed and pulled and nothing came. I pressed up against the wall and squeezed and squeezed as hard as I could. Finally it exploded everywhere!

It took a good long bath to get out the pickle smell, let me tell you!
Instant vlasic
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12-30-2009 , 03:12 PM
Thread going nowhere because there just can't be that many good stories. In college I lived in a house with four other guys; one of them was gay. Can think of ZERO good stories worth starting a thread over, or anything even worth asking about. Looking for stereotypes? He cooked better than all of us, was cleaner, and had hot girl friends.

I take it back, one good story, and it actually involves a guy who was subletting from another roommate. Didn't know the guy was gay (wouldn't have been an issue anyway), and he was way into campus ministry, like WAY into it. He was quiet and kept to himself, not too outgoing. Second weekend he's there he's not home when we get home from the bars. Shortly after, he comes in drunk as **** with this overtly gay guy, and proceeds to go to his room and have insanely loud sex. Never talked about it, and never happened again.

Guess that's more of a introvert-roommate-has-drunken-sex story than a gay roommate story.
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12-30-2009 , 03:24 PM
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Instant vlasic
you got me, i lol'd
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12-30-2009 , 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Kevroc
Instant vlasic
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12-30-2009 , 03:29 PM
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Have you lost the game?
what do you mean? with women?
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12-30-2009 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by qwertyu121
What are the chances this thread hits 50 poasts?
unlikely. there is a lack of homophobic guys asking immature questions. come'on BBV4L you're better than this. and by better i mean worse.
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12-30-2009 , 03:31 PM
Did you know he had this affliction when you moved in??

I honestly don't understand how something like this happens. Personally I would have trouble with the following things living there...

Sleeping. I need to sleep LDO but I would be terrified of being violated whilst I slumber. Even if he was just standing in the doorway fapping while I snored I'm pretty sure that would make me .5 GOS

Showering. I need to shower LDO but I am 100% certain I could get superaids from all the fluids that are undoubtedly being splashed around in the toilet & shower I would find this very troubling.

Eating. I need to eat LDO but I would be afraid that some random rump ranger touched my food so I would need to replace every single item each time it was left unattended for any length of time.

secksing womenz. I need to sex LDO but I would be worried that anytime I had a hot chic over with the intent of making sexy time on her she would find out that I had a gay roommate and either leave assuming I too am GOS or not secks me because she finds my gay roommate more stimulating to talk to. Either way it will result in me not putting my stuff in her stuff.


Other than those minor things I don't see any problems.
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12-30-2009 , 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Hey_Porter
Thread going nowhere because there just can't be that many good stories. In college I lived in a house with four other guys; one of them was gay. Can think of ZERO good stories worth starting a thread over, or anything even worth asking about. Looking for stereotypes? He cooked better than all of us, was cleaner, and had hot girl friends.

I take it back, one good story, and it actually involves a guy who was subletting from another roommate. Didn't know the guy was gay (wouldn't have been an issue anyway), and he was way into campus ministry, like WAY into it. He was quiet and kept to himself, not too outgoing. Second weekend he's there he's not home when we get home from the bars. Shortly after, he comes in drunk as **** with this overtly gay guy, and proceeds to go to his room and have insanely loud sex. Never talked about it, and never happened again.

Guess that's more of a introvert-roommate-has-drunken-sex story than a gay roommate story.
Funny. My situation is different though, since I live with just one roommate instead of four.
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12-30-2009 , 03:33 PM
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Did you know he had this affliction when you moved in??
I did know. I've known him for four or five years. He dated a friend of mine in college.

As for all of your other....issues....Would you worry about these things if you lived with a straight girl? Or just guys freak you out?
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12-30-2009 , 05:32 PM
what would you do if you found a hidden camera in the bathroom? how would you aproach him?
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12-30-2009 , 05:59 PM
so do you consider him a friend? what do you guys talk about? has your view on homosexuals change since you both moved in together?
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12-30-2009 , 06:04 PM
Grunching.

YGOS?
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12-30-2009 , 06:09 PM
so a roommate there where you live is that you 2 live in 1 room ????? here it is we share an apartment/mansion or house and have seperate bedrooms.

If I was you, I would sleep somewhere else if those 2 guys bang each other in case you 2 live in the same room thus are sleeping in the same room blablabla.

btw PIcs of those hot ladies?
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12-30-2009 , 06:15 PM
How much alcohol would it take to gain the courage to ask if he pitches or catches?

Would you be comfortable consuming this much alcohol with him? Or would you be too worried about going blackout and gay sex ensuing?
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12-30-2009 , 06:24 PM
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How much alcohol would it take to gain the courage to ask if he pitches or catches?

Would you be comfortable consuming this much alcohol with him? Or would you be too worried about going blackout and gay sex ensuing?
I asked him that when I was pretty much sober. I mean, a couple of us were drinking togther and we all were curious. He does both and looks down on people who only pitch.

I have consumed a lot of booze wth him. If I blacked out (which I almost never do), he'd proably be a good roomie and just make sure I was safe. No fear of anal rape.
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