Welcome to the birthday bash, celebrating 9,000 mostly wasted poasts. My last celebration was 7k I think, and it was quite a party. So, sit back, relax, hopefully you will **** bricks.
Quite a party last time. It was me with a table of coke, and some guests (a dead hooker and an asian). This year, I decided to switch things up and just post **** ITT. I'm gonna recycle some of my favorite gifs and pic ter(t)s, hopefully you will enjoy some of them.
Hopefully I will get your attention:
You may become confused:
Women will get slapped:
If all goes to plan there will be fapping:
And excitement: