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12-07-2015 , 05:36 PM

GutZ

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A different forcast each day this week. Thursday looks pretty nice.

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12-07-2015 , 05:41 PM

Morphismus

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Did you move to Seattle because you're into "Grunge"?

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12-07-2015 , 06:14 PM

fidstar-poker

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Did you move to Seattle because you're into "Grunge"?

I'd say it's because of Twilight.

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12-07-2015 , 07:28 PM

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Did you move to Seattle because you're into "Grunge"?

Born and raised here.

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I'd say it's because of Twilight.

I love Forks. Twilight kind of ruined some things out there. All the cheap weekend rates for fisherman went through the roof. That area is well known for the Steelhead fishing, and massive amounts of Rain.

I especially like Thursday's forcast where the low temp is higher

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12-07-2015 , 07:39 PM

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But to be fair, Twighlight made you aware of the dangers of vampires and werewolves.

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12-07-2015 , 07:44 PM

Kristy

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Here for the Twilight Superfan Club.

Team Edward, bitches.

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12-07-2015 , 08:28 PM

fidstar-poker

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Here for the Twilight Superfan Club.

Team Edward, bitches.

So you picked necrophilia over bestiality then.

I would never have thought that. I was sure you preferred the animal love.

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12-07-2015 , 08:31 PM

GutZ

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I would always have large clove of Garlic hanging off the front of my driftboat.

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12-07-2015 , 08:32 PM

Kristy

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In this instance getting rigor-mortised is a win.

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12-07-2015 , 08:36 PM

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fidstar-poker

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wouldn't it be like ****ing an icypole?

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12-07-2015 , 08:52 PM

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Kristy

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An icy pole connected to parts that speak a bunch of different languages, plays the piano, has multiple degrees, and lives to treat her like the most important thing on the planet.

Do want.

And any guy is missing out on prime info if they don't read the books. There's a reason why women went bananas for it. Up your game.

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12-07-2015 , 08:57 PM

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I'm sure every woman loves an old guy that hits on 17 year old girls?

Why didn't you find it gross?

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12-07-2015 , 08:58 PM

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Also it's about time that a thread got turned into a discussion on necrophilia and bestiality. It's been a while

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12-07-2015 , 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm sure every woman loves an old guy that hits on 17 year old girls?

Why didn't you find it gross?

Wait, is that really the premise? The vampire guy is a creepy old pedo?

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12-07-2015 , 09:09 PM

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I'm confused... so OP is a vampire?

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12-07-2015 , 09:09 PM

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My gf loves the books so, being the ass of a bf I am, use to tell her the book was basically a girls choice between necrophilia and bestiality.

And then obviously about a guy that is 100 years old wanting to sex a high-school girl (completed gross of course, but because he doesn't look 100 it's all okay).

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12-07-2015 , 09:11 PM

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Wait, is that really the premise? The vampire guy is a creepy old pedo?

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12-07-2015 , 09:24 PM

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Not gonna lie, if I make it to 100 and I have the opportunity to bang a 17 year old, I'm taking it.

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12-07-2015 , 09:25 PM

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Not gonna lie, if I make it to 100 and I have the opportunity to bang a 17 year old, I'm taking it.

So you are saying the books should have been aimed at the men audience then.

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12-07-2015 , 09:33 PM

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12-07-2015 , 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

1. He's not dead, and Jake is not always a wolf, and no premarital sexytimes are had.

2. The smart move woulda been to read the books and find out what she likes, and why. Trust is the route to all that's filthy.

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'm sure every woman loves an old guy that hits on 17 year old girls?

Why didn't you find it gross?

Because he's both 17 and 100.

Also, it is worth mentioning that he killed people and drank their blood, but you think "the number of years he spent on the planet" is the gross part?

You're weird.

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12-07-2015 , 10:03 PM

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So he's still 100.

How does someone that has 100 years experience in life even find something to talk to with a 17 year old? Especially since you talk about how smart he is with multiple degrees and all.

And obviously killing people and drinking their blood is super standard.

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12-07-2015 , 10:42 PM

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Kristy

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He can't hear her thoughts. She's the ONLY person with whom he has something to talk about.

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12-07-2015 , 10:50 PM

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Maybe she's just really daft.

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12-08-2015 , 12:13 AM

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Ken Griffey Jr. leaving was enough

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