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10-02-2009 , 11:07 AM

2hi4me2cu

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,324

Hai thar 4L,

I have a problem, that i need the great yet perverted minds of 4L to help me.

I work in a pretty boiler room-esque environment - Simply put a big bunch of back stabbing yet smile in your face a$$holes.

I need some ideas for stealth-no-one-will-know-its-me revenge, just short of drawing blood or getting people on the sex offenders register.

I work in a standard office so that will give you an idea of the tools i have to work with.

Ill obv report in this thread the results of any ninja revenge campaign i feel i can get away with.

Thanks in advance!

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10-02-2009 , 11:10 AM

OlderBaby

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,862

I'm sure many here will have ideas because of the perversion level you mentioned. Unfortunately I am not one of the great minds.

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10-02-2009 , 11:10 AM

aao

crazy theorist

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 16,869

wait until someone asks to borrow a blue pen... then say you have one but give them a black one!

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10-02-2009 , 11:10 AM

zinn0

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,932

top shelf

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10-02-2009 , 11:15 AM

Pawntificator

33/6

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 13,091

Best boiler room vengeance ever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwPa3b7ed2g

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10-02-2009 , 11:21 AM

DOH!_28

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,901

if you could provide a tr explaining who the a hole is and what said a hole did to you maybe we'd have a better idea on how to proceed.

more info needed itt

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10-02-2009 , 11:26 AM

Handwerpen

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one answer:

bears

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10-02-2009 , 11:32 AM

LirvA

banned

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 43,568

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Originally Posted by Matjoez

one answer:

gingers

FYP

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10-02-2009 , 11:41 AM

bonds

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 11,754

Get the swine flu and spread it around. That'll learn 'em.

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10-02-2009 , 11:44 AM

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adizzle13

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,872

take it to the next level and infect them with teh aidz

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10-02-2009 , 11:48 AM

#11

diebitter

Grotesquely Handsome

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 66,083

put a kipper in the false roofing next time you have at least a week off.

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10-02-2009 , 11:58 AM

#12

2hi4me2cu

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,324

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Originally Posted by diebitter

put a kipper in the false roofing next time you have at least a week off.

See now i love this idea, and i might try it just for a laugh but i want to assasinate one person not everyone.

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10-02-2009 , 12:00 PM

#13

OlderBaby

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,862

put cyanide in the coffee maker

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10-02-2009 , 12:03 PM

#14

diebitter

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Does this person have a distinct ring tone?

Steal their phone, make sure it is fully charged, then hide it in the false roof above their desk. Ring it whenever they are on the phone, and hang up as soon as they hear it playing.

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10-02-2009 , 12:22 PM

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Handwerpen

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db knows what he's talking aboot

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10-02-2009 , 12:55 PM

#16

OlderBaby

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,862

not bad, but nothing says prank like a coffee pot of death and a room full of dead office coffee drinkers

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10-02-2009 , 03:00 PM

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metsjetsrangers

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 276

DieBitter's is from The Office (US) Jim did it to Andy and it was hilarious

Anyway...some oldies but goodies

---tinfoil the entire cubicle
---decorate entire cubicle with the most hated rival of their most favorite sports franchise
---turn their speakers up when they walk away and then send them a link for a pron video
---put a fish in their cubicle

my favorite:
Take a screenshot of their desktop with the mouse cursor hidden offscreen...then get rid of all desktop icons and set desktop to the screenshot...now when he comes back and tries to double click on all desktop icons, they will never open because it is just the screenshot

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/696313...oss_coworkers/

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10-02-2009 , 04:34 PM

#18

PublicEnemy12

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 779

suspend their stapler in jello

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10-02-2009 , 05:05 PM

#19

balla4life

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 912

Post ad on craigslist for some really filthy men seeking men ad. Put his name and work number in.

Or drill a gloryhole in his cublicle. Do one of those random hookup ads, like come to such and such office, go to cublice 3-A during lunch and I'll suck you off through the gloryhole.

Last edited by balla4life; 10-02-2009 at 05:05 PM. Reason: 3-A is his cublicle obv

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10-02-2009 , 05:11 PM

#20

downside up

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,399

Tell them you love them.

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10-02-2009 , 08:34 PM

#21

OlderBaby

banned

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,862

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Originally Posted by balla4life

then cut off his kawk? That'd be a nice little prank

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10-02-2009 , 08:37 PM

#22

ncboiler

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,597

Passive aggressiveness is for pussies.

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10-02-2009 , 08:39 PM

#23

OlderBaby

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 6,862

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Originally Posted by ncboiler

Passive aggressiveness is for pussies.

so i assume you are saying he should just go all out, pipe bomb the office, then confess years later after no one remembers

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10-02-2009 , 08:45 PM

#24

ncboiler

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 15,597

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Originally Posted by OlderBaby

so i assume you are saying he should just go all out, pipe bomb the office, then confess years later after no one remembers

There is a happy medium imo.

How about calling out the back stabbing bitches in an open environment. That's some good gunslingin.

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10-02-2009 , 08:48 PM

#25

balla4life

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 912

Some ideas in this other thread:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...d-mayo-598702/

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