I've just realised that the title of this series is probably sexist. It wasn't my intention. All genders are welcome to play and can become the ultimate wise person.

Game 2 is HEEP and here's a brief explanation if you're unfamiliar. I'm going to ask you some questions and you score 1 point for your answer and 1 additional point for each person who gives the same answer as you. The exception is that if you give the most popular answer for a particular question then your score for that question is 0. Essentially you want to give the second most popular answer for every question (but so does everyone else! Levels!)

Here are the questions:

1. A Christmas Movie
2. A Christmas Pop Song
3. A Christmas Drink
4. A job that doesn't get a day off on Christmas Day
5. A religion that doesn't celebrate Christmas
6. What is a reasonable time for your young kids to get up on Christmas morning?
7. A Christmas Meat
8. Brussels Sprouts: Yes or No?

Send me your answers in an unnumbered, unspaced vertical list

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I like the idea of a Yes/No heep question, could be BRUTAL.

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Oh boy! Xanta's on his way.