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09-01-2014 , 02:03 PM
09-01-2014 , 02:10 PM


Zbigniew Bzerzinski
09-01-2014 , 02:23 PM
The girl opposite me on the train this morning seemed to have a headache, long story short it was some sort of attack and I got off the train with her to help her to her work but ended up sitting with her for half an hour waiting for the medics and while they tested her and put her in an ambulance.

In universal karmic rebalance, the IT guy came by and gave me a second monitor.
09-01-2014 , 02:28 PM
Kokiri
09-01-2014 , 02:35 PM
Was she hot?
09-01-2014 , 02:37 PM
Was it a terrorist attack? Alert homeland security! ****ing ISIS!
09-01-2014 , 02:39 PM
09-01-2014 , 04:18 PM
I AM RICH!!

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I am Mrs. Stuart Zavala, I am going on a cancer surgery today. I have willed 5,470,000.00 GBP to you for the work of the Lord. Contact my attorney ehigie@live.hk for details
09-01-2014 , 04:23 PM
I didn't even know you did the work of the Lord Gabe, congrats.
09-01-2014 , 04:32 PM
oh wow grats gabe tell Mrs. Stuart I wish him/her a successful fight against cancer

now you can buy hookers annie style
09-01-2014 , 04:39 PM
Just a heads up, that attorney may need a few thousand in legal fees. This is totally legit and well worth it seeing as you'll be rich soon. Live.hk is a well-known and highly respected legal firm.
09-01-2014 , 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
Just a heads up, that attorney may need a few thousand in legal fees. This is totally legit and well worth it seeing as you'll be rich soon. Live.hk is a well-known and highly respected legal firm.
yeah I am pissed at gmail, because they put this in my spam folder. Those sons of bitches probably hoped I wouldn't see it and keep all that money for themselves.
09-01-2014 , 06:43 PM
Happy September everyone!

Did anything notable happen in the last 4 days?
09-01-2014 , 06:55 PM
Anarchist liveblogged his ecstasy adventure, and pwns said a bunch of odd things. I made some nifty puns. Some naked celebrities.
09-01-2014 , 07:06 PM
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Originally Posted by $5 Bill
Happy September everyone!

Did anything notable happen in the last 4 days?
September came and you kept posting as $5 Bill.
09-01-2014 , 07:48 PM
TV shows by decade: http://www.sporcle.com/games/william...cade-clickable

25/28, a few are surprisingly tricky
09-01-2014 , 08:44 PM
Chilling drinking my first ever gin and tonic, performing no labor whatsoever. Happy September First y'all
09-01-2014 , 08:45 PM
i missed ten or something

all the ones before the 90s were tough
09-01-2014 , 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by IBeDrummin
September came and you kept posting as $5 Bill.
I didn't say September 1. The patience of some people.....
09-01-2014 , 09:03 PM
Gin and tonic easily a top 5 drink. Brings to mind colonial India, the good old Raj days.
09-01-2014 , 09:05 PM
Learned today that all major brands of tonic water have corn syrup ... Seems like there is an opportunity there.
09-01-2014 , 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
Gin and tonic easily a top 5 drink. Brings to mind colonial India, the good old Raj days.
very true, i always drink gin and tonic when i go out for a curry
09-01-2014 , 10:03 PM
gin and tonic is awful
09-01-2014 , 10:08 PM
mets I wanted to write you an ode right now

but best doesn't quite rhyme with mets even though it's really close and it bugs me
09-01-2014 , 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by metsandfinsfan
gin and tonic is awful
There is no accounting for good taste.

      
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