I didn't take that to be depressing just a bit introspective

just because you don't have friends doesn't mean they don't exist

humanity broken down
4% - badasses
22% - decent people (or better)
40% - douchebags with some redeeming qualities
33% - complete douchebags
1% - psychopaths

i never win my 74/26s irl

If it's not on www.alibaba.com, it doesn't exist.

To a certain extent, you teach people how to treat you.

sounds witty

We should make a movie loosely based on Annie's life. It could be something like a modern-day version of miracle on 34th St.

forgot to mention i had a vegas ho call me like 2 weeks ago. she must be a good friend!

annie, how do you like college so far?

im 22 so obv graduated

Lol friends. When I left vegas, it was extremely interesting to see which of my friends showed emotion over it. The chick I considered my best girl friend literally made the bare minimum effort to see me before I left and she was stone faced, not a hint of feeling anything beyond being inconvenienced. My other best friend cried really hard and stayed to wave me goodbye. It's weird how I had them in my mind as close to even when one of them cared about me infinitely less and I never saw it. Honestly **** people. Everybody sucks except me.

The one who didn't feel anything is a racist so not much lost, even though she semi-denies it. One time she ruined a night out bc the gentleman who offered to pay for our drinks was "a ****ing arab". I almost ended it there but didnt. Oh well... hindsight.

she should have just said he was a nerd or creep or something, then it's ok to be mean

Eh. To be fair some people just aren't good at showing emotion or do so privately. All those tough ass dads in the 60s who never told his kids that he loved them doesn't mean they loved their kids any less than fathers do today

Did you make it to Colorado yet?

Ugly. Worst sin of all.

hope the trip is going well

She shows emotion, but only when it's something important to her. If it's important to you, she's going to do the absolute bare minimum so she can say at the end of it 'I tried' when she really didn't at all.

She's marrying this complete scumbag loser, but whatever, she loves him. She loves him more than her own children, he's probably the number one person she cares about besides herself. They're moving in together and they both have dogs which don't get along. Every time I have started to suggest help or a solution , she motions to me stop. Her soon to be husband loves his dog very much, and also struggles with depression, and she has gotten rid of it purely bc she has her own dogs so she doesn't care about his, or how unhappy it makes him to lose his pet. But she didn't call a trainer, didnt try to make it work. She just said 'so sorry honey, we tried.' After one walk down the street...

I mean... she wouldn't step out of her way even the slightest bit for somebody she claims to deeply love! She has no capacity for feeling anything for anybody beyond herself, I just purposefully looked away for a long time bc I liked her in many other ways. Lesson learned

A lot of fun friends aren't good people and a lot of good friends aren't fun people. I want both in one, where are you guys.

also a much better analogy

the last few years have been way harder socially for me. i feel like almost all social situations are a burden

i'm happiest when i'm acting or hiking or eating.

pretty sure this was actually concerning the amount of caffeine and other stuff that was advertised

the idea that they were being sued over not giving you wings was a bunch of people on the internet who made assumptions and then it sorta spiraled out of control