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07-24-2014 , 03:25 PM
im 5'9" and cool with it because im a motherfckin genius
07-24-2014 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
When I was growing up, I was taller than all the boys in my class for years, basically all the way through elementary and middle school, and none of the guys wanted to date me or take me to the dances bc I was too tall

Suckaaassss
keep telling yourself that was the reason
07-24-2014 , 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Anarchist
im 5'9" and cool with it because im a motherfckin genius
I'm Sun Tzu's ideal size.
07-24-2014 , 03:26 PM
Chaplains should not come visit you in the hospital unless you request them imo.

Or at least you should get the option to veto the visit before they just walk in
07-24-2014 , 03:27 PM
Im 6-1

feel bad for the tinybros
07-24-2014 , 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
keep telling yourself that was the reason
You sound jealous
07-24-2014 , 03:28 PM
Don't want no short people 'round here.
-Randy Newman
07-24-2014 , 03:29 PM
I have a hard time warming up to short people.. I have short friends but if the same friends were like 4 inches taller, I know in my heart I would like them slightly better..
07-24-2014 , 03:29 PM
"Brandon will you join us in prayer?"

"No thanks"

"Well too bad you are in the room with us"

#thingschaplainssay
07-24-2014 , 03:30 PM
I probably shouldn't admit things like that, huh..
07-24-2014 , 03:30 PM
i am not religious, but the chaplain who came to us in the hospital was fricking awesome. i loved her. we got lucky i guess.

but yeah i agree with leo, even though i would have said no to the chaplain all day and missed out
07-24-2014 , 03:32 PM
****ing Christians, think they own the world.
07-24-2014 , 03:35 PM
Why say no to the chaplain? I don't label myself a specific religion but I'm not turned off by things other people believe when they come from a place of good intent. Like, say you don't believe in God but the chaplain insists on praying with you. Why is that a bad thing? The way I see it, only good can come of another human being who is coming in some form of love and good energy to you. Like, maybe you believe its not doing anything, but is this person praying sincerely for your wellness, your good health, your happiness? Lol saying no to that! Wat?!
07-24-2014 , 03:36 PM
http://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/c...get_destroyed/

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When I was in the 3rd grade, there were a bunch of notorious bullies. A bunch of 6th grade girls who thought they were hot ****. They were always pushing the little kids in elementary around, shoving them out of their way and generally making their lives miserable.

Remember that girls tend to be quite a bit bigger than boys at that age, so when you're a shrimpy 8 yr old boy who's about 4 ft 2' tall, a 5 ft 2" girl's one handed shove might as well been a mountain giant swatting a flea.

One day after being unceremoniously shoved sprawling out of the way in the halls of the school, I had enough. I stood up and told the girls that we were all sick of them and if they wanted to fight they would get one. This resulted in spontaneous fits of laughter.

I told them we'd meet at the end of lunch behind the hill by the playground where the teachers couldn't see and we'd fight. But not just me and the shover. I told her to bring all her bully friends because they were all going to get it! Me and my friends versus her and her friends. They scoffed, said I was a dead man and walked away talking about the ridiculous beating they were going to dish out on us "wimps".

First recess, I talk to my male classmate friends. They agreed they were sick of being bullied and would all fight. But we knew we didn't stand a chance unless we got more help. So we hatched a plan. Not just my friends, not just all the boys in my class, or even in my grade. Every boy in the school in grade 3 or lower. We split into 2 groups and started recruiting. Word started getting around there was going to be a big fight.

Lunch rolls around and we are scouring the playground. Japanese kid practicing high kicks? Come practice on the grade 6 girls! Bunch of kids playing Red Rover? More fun if you throw yourselves into a bunch of bullies! These girls had earned a lot of animosity throughout the year and we had no problem getting everyone into our cloud of kids. By the time all my friends had met up, it felt like we had a monstrous unstoppable army. In reality it was prolly close to 60-70 kids. Some, who didn't even want to fight but was just coming to see what the fuss was all about.

When I got to the top of that hill, It was like Aegon the Conqueror, blazing his standard. Our swarm crested that hill causing those 8 girls to just blanch. turn white, and freeze in place. We didn't even give them a chance to surrender and just charged down that hill at full speed. Some of them screamed as they were being bounced around like ping pong balls by the stream of little bodies throwing themselves at them. All of them were knocked down. Standing over a screeching girl who I had just bowled over. hearing her screech while she was getting pummelled by tiny fists and feet, I felt a great glory wash over me. I surveyed the chaos with pride as the girls started getting up and fleeing in tears.

AFTERMATH All the boys in our class were called into the principal's office. Afterwards 8 of us were given weeklong after school detentions and our parent's were called. Teacher was sympathetic, as she knew of the bullying and the detention was just free play with my close pals who pulled this off.
TLR Bunch of grade 6 girl bullies expect to beat up a few little kids and swept away by a sea of em instead.
edit for clarity and grammar.

Last edited by pwnsall; 07-24-2014 at 03:36 PM. Reason: On the note of freakishly tall girls
07-24-2014 , 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by LeonardoDicaprio
"Brandon will you join us in prayer?"

"No thanks"

"Well too bad you are in the room with us"

"I'll be praying that you leave soon"
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07-24-2014 , 03:37 PM
I prefer little girls of course
07-24-2014 , 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
Why say no to the chaplain? I don't label myself a specific religion but I'm not turned off by things other people believe when they come from a place of good intent. Like, say you don't believe in God but the chaplain insists on praying with you. Why is that a bad thing? The way I see it, only good can come of another human being who is coming in some form of love and good energy to you. Like, maybe you believe its not doing anything, but is this person praying sincerely for your wellness, your good health, your happiness? Lol saying no to that! Wat?!
for the same reason i dont go on white supremacist message boards and argue with them
07-24-2014 , 03:38 PM
I mean, of all the ways people in this world choose to spend their time, you're gonna say no to the guy who is just freely passing out good wishes to people. Omg
07-24-2014 , 03:39 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
I prefer little girls of course
Now we're talkin.
07-24-2014 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
Why say no to the chaplain? I don't label myself a specific religion but I'm not turned off by things other people believe when they come from a place of good intent. Like, say you don't believe in God but the chaplain insists on praying with you. Why is that a bad thing? The way I see it, only good can come of another human being who is coming in some form of love and good energy to you. Like, maybe you believe its not doing anything, but is this person praying sincerely for your wellness, your good health, your happiness? Lol saying no to that! Wat?!
Mostly annoyed because the lady just barged in when I only had a few minutes to talk with the person I was visiting before they had to leave to go get scans.

Tho I also am annoyed by how this lady pushes her religion on you right away, if she just came to have a nice talk w/e.

I would veto it if it was me in the hospital. Probably because I hate cheery people and religion in general
07-24-2014 , 03:40 PM
Leo, you can't stop me from praying for your sorry atheist ass!
07-24-2014 , 03:41 PM
i generally don't like dealing with strangers, especially when i'm watching a loved one die... or if i'm dying myself.

and i might not enjoy being judged by the chaplain since i don't believe
07-24-2014 , 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
Why say no to the chaplain? I don't label myself a specific religion but I'm not turned off by things other people believe when they come from a place of good intent. Like, say you don't believe in God but the chaplain insists on praying with you. Why is that a bad thing? The way I see it, only good can come of another human being who is coming in some form of love and good energy to you. Like, maybe you believe its not doing anything, but is this person praying sincerely for your wellness, your good health, your happiness? Lol saying no to that! Wat?!
It's a bad thing because I don't need to pander to somebody else's mumbo jumbo just to make them feel better. Most times they aren't praying just to pray but so that when you get better they can say "see what god has done for you? He loves you, be a christian." It's in no way unselfish
07-24-2014 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by LeonardoDicaprio
Mostly annoyed because the lady just barged in when I only had a few minutes to talk with the person I was visiting before they had to leave to go get scans.

Tho I also am annoyed by how this lady pushes her religion on you right away, if she just came to have a nice talk w/e.
Ah, yeah, this is def annoying, boo chaplain
07-24-2014 , 03:44 PM
Don't say that master, some of them are unselfish! You're a pessimist!

      
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