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08-28-2014 , 11:10 PM

#2676

KruZe

★★★★★

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 47,171

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

They do Ok if you take a couple and drink a six-pack.

Quote:

Originally Posted by iversonian

you're supposed to take a beer with it for proper effect.

beer number 2

08-28-2014 , 11:17 PM

#2677

kcaw

1st level thinker

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

They do Ok if you take a couple and drink a six-pack.

I've experimented doing exactly that! 2 vics and a 6-pack.

This was after I told my wife that Vics did nothing for me and she suggested some beer.

08-28-2014 , 11:18 PM

#2678

kcaw

1st level thinker

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,204

I think I do have a high tolerance for pills. I spilled some pills out of a small bowl one night and decided to eat 4 of them for no reason other than I was drunk.

Apparently, they were flexeril's; some kind of muscle relaxant.

they did nothing and I went to work a few hours later.

Last edited by kcaw; 08-28-2014 at 11:24 PM.

08-28-2014 , 11:29 PM

#2679

kcaw

1st level thinker

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Vicodin helped me a lot when I broke my arm, but I wasn't that fond of the buzz in general.

I know Ive told you this before, but Ginger Brandy was my godsend when I broke my arm.

Alcohol and weed are the only 2 drugs Ive tried that really affect me. Weed so much that I won't touch it anymore.

08-28-2014 , 11:30 PM

#2680

iversonian

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,447

btw the drinking alcohol is supposed to be a joke. it ****s with your liver if you do that. i mean, i still do it, but it seems irresponsible to just leave it on the internet for kids to read like that.

08-28-2014 , 11:33 PM

#2681

Anarchist

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

Quote:

Originally Posted by iversonian

btw the drinking alcohol is supposed to be a joke. it ****s with your liver if you do that. i mean, i still do it, but it seems irresponsible to just leave it on the internet for kids to read like that.

there are no kids on the internet

08-28-2014 , 11:34 PM

#2682

KruZe

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 47,171

Quote:

Originally Posted by iversonian

btw the drinking alcohol is supposed to be a joke. it ****s with your liver if you do that. i mean, i still do it, but it seems irresponsible to just leave it on the internet for kids to read like that.

08-28-2014 , 11:36 PM

#2683

kcaw

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,204

everything in moderation

08-28-2014 , 11:39 PM

#2684

Anarchist

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

i agree. some days dont do any alcohol/drugs/gambling/strippers/hookers, other days do a lot

08-28-2014 , 11:43 PM

#2685

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,317

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

i agree. some days dont do any alcohol/drugs/gambling/strippers/hookers, other days do a lot

Alternate days between 20 piece Chicken McNuggets and hookers personal trainers.

A man needs some exercise to burn off those calories!

08-28-2014 , 11:55 PM

#2686

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

nice wound, KruZe

08-29-2014 , 12:00 AM

#2687

metsandfinsfan

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 160,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

Man corned beef is great. Y'all are missing out. So easy too.

corned beef tongue >>>>>>> corned beef ainec

08-29-2014 , 12:03 AM

#2688

metsandfinsfan

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 160,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thingyman

Thanks guys! <3

I'll translate one of the jokes for ya (unfortunately, many of the jokes can't be translated all that well):

Speaking of allergies... I think my ex may be allergic. Now, I'm not a doctor or anything, but she would often get swollen cheeks, tears in her eyes and have trouble breathing. So eventually, I had to stop deep throating her.

she deepthroated you right?

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

You had to stop deep throating her?

I get it. Things gf was a transgender.

not bad pwns

08-29-2014 , 12:04 AM

#2689

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,199

beef tongue is pretty good, i keep thinking you are just trying to make some sexual reference tho

08-29-2014 , 12:05 AM

#2690

metsandfinsfan

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 160,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

beef tongue is pretty good, i keep thinking you are just trying to make some sexual reference tho

nope

when i was visiting long island this past sunday I had an awesome tongue sandwich at a kosher deli

there is no better deli meat

08-29-2014 , 12:34 AM

#2691

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,199

Girls who write on tinder saying they aren't looking for a hookup come off blank but I can't think of a good word for blank.

It's fine not wanting to hook up but saying it in a profile is definitely blank.

Speaking of I met some girl off tinder tonight and am still alive. No BJ tho.

08-29-2014 , 12:37 AM

#2692

iversonian

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it's truly remarkable how quickly presidents age

08-29-2014 , 01:03 AM

#2693

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,461

sick wound, attack first next time kruze

08-29-2014 , 01:03 AM

#2694

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

zero dark thirty was the highest 2 hour achievement in the history of propaganda

Did you see the film, filth?

I find it unfathomable how people can see the movie as a piece of straight forward pro torture propaganda. The first third of the film is really rough to watch, and yeah sure they get bin laden, but it's quite an ambiguous end to the film I thought.

I get that the reality was that torture wasn't the key to solving the problem, but even given that inaccuracy, it's hardly independence day - it's a complex piece of cinema. I thought it was fantastic, and far from pro torture.

08-29-2014 , 01:08 AM

#2695

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

how could you possibly know whether any valuable information was gathered from the torture of muslims?

besides, the reasons to not torture people are solid independant of whether or not it works

There was along debate about it when the movie came out, I forget where the details came from, but it's not random leftie pinko garbage, it's better accredited than that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by iversonian

i think the torture debate is a bit skewed in part due to people's irrational fear of being tortured themselves.

It's mostly skewd by the overwhelming use of idiotic hypothetical scenarios with no real world plausibility that are seemingly drawn from the plot of Speed, imo.

08-29-2014 , 01:09 AM

#2696

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by iversonian

i mean, if people could be assured that they would never be tortured, they'd look at it more rationally and weigh the pros and cons and moral questions involved. as it is, i think a lot of people, when considering the issue, imagine what it would be like to be tortured themselves and go nope nope nope nope nope plug ears yell loudly i don't ever want to hear about torture because it terrifies me.

Pretty sure this isn't it at all.

08-29-2014 , 01:14 AM

#2697

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

Girls who write on tinder saying they aren't looking for a hookup come off blank but I can't think of a good word for blank.

It's fine not wanting to hook up but saying it in a profile is definitely blank.

Speaking of I met some girl off tinder tonight and am still alive. No BJ tho.

Solid example of where saying not x is to effectively say x, imo.

08-29-2014 , 01:50 AM

#2698

Thingyman

Born This Way

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 30,507

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

You had to stop deep throating her?

I get it. Things gf was a transgender.

LOL :P

08-29-2014 , 03:37 AM

#2699

Anarchist

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

they come off as defensive

08-29-2014 , 03:38 AM

#2700

Anarchist

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

too self-aware

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