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02-01-2012 , 01:09 AM

#3451

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by soah

Sounds like Sim Ant, except that in the game your goal is to kill the other ants and collecting food is merely something necessary to do for survival.

yeah, I've played Sim Ant

02-01-2012 , 01:57 AM

#3452

enty

say 'what' again

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 9,914

Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry Legend

Enty, nice toast the other day btw, how did the test go?

thx bro
i think i did a victory dance when i got back
pretty sure i passed for once

02-01-2012 , 02:13 AM

#3453

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,392

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

i don't know if the image i posted above will show. i have been failing on posting images for months now

but if it worked that is the country singer my friend is trying to set me up with. i hope we can hang out with taylor swift

i have been feeling super uninspired to write this girl. i never met her. i don't think she will like me. tbh, i probably wouldn't like her either. she likes keeping up with the kardashians and channel and twilight saga.

Quote:

hey, xxxx

so you're a singer? that's awesome. i am a horrific singer myself, but i still try anyway. i have to admit i used to be kinda prejudice against country music, but i totally changed my mind when i heard some stuff i really like. did you know san francisco has one of the best blue grass shows in the world? and it's all totally free. this billionaire pays for it all and over a million people come every year.

i have no effin idea what to say

02-01-2012 , 02:16 AM

#3454

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,209

Did you ever say what cooking oil is

02-01-2012 , 02:18 AM

#3455

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

Filthy do not send that.

02-01-2012 , 02:23 AM

#3456

pwnsall

CFBBPC

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Send it filthy. Cest lavie

02-01-2012 , 02:27 AM

#3457

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

What's wrong with "my friend _____ says you're a great person and I'd love to grab a drink to test his theory"

EDIT: Just sound excited instead of ice-breaker-y.

02-01-2012 , 02:28 AM

#3458

VarianceMinefield

banned

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 57,722

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

What's wrong with "my friend _____ says you're a great person and I'd love to grab a drink to test his theory"

EDIT: Just sound excited instead of ice-breaker-y.

sounds good

02-01-2012 , 02:28 AM

#3459

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,209

But make sure to leave the blank. It's her kind of humour

02-01-2012 , 02:31 AM

#3460

ElliotR

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Listen to Hoya, ffs.

02-01-2012 , 02:31 AM

#3461

gder402

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tell her gder sent you

02-01-2012 , 02:41 AM

#3462

D1iabol1cal

WSOS Champion

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 29,041

At least you didn't mention Taylor Swift. That's a good start.

02-01-2012 , 02:42 AM

#3463

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,115

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

But make sure to leave the blank. It's her kind of humour

this is expert, except for humor being misspelled.

02-01-2012 , 03:04 AM

#3464

filthyvermin

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,392

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

Did you ever say what cooking oil is

hmmm... i guess cooking oil is any kind of oil you use to help cook stuff. but what i meant was like some pos oil that is not olive oil, like maybe safflower oil or something. but i think it might even be worse than that. i think maybe he put some oil that came off some chicken he was cooking in that bottle. it makes me like throwing up just thinking about it. it smelled really nasty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

What's wrong with "my friend _____ says you're a great person and I'd love to grab a drink to test his theory"

EDIT: Just sound excited instead of ice-breaker-y.

yeah, you're right. icebreakery is stupid. i will try a different approach. a drawback is our mutual friend does not really know her very well. also, she doesn't drink.

Quote:

Originally Posted by D1iabol1cal

At least you didn't mention Taylor Swift. That's a good start.

i know! all i want to do is ask if she knows taylor swift!!!

02-01-2012 , 03:12 AM

#3465

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 73,265

prude and sober is like . . . nine strikes

02-01-2012 , 03:24 AM

#3466

Anarchist

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i left my apartment for the first time in 2 days to see The Grey

it was ok

02-01-2012 , 03:27 AM

#3467

CPHoya

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lol, way to mix it up with the wolf movie

02-01-2012 , 03:27 AM

#3468

filthyvermin

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a couple years ago my friend tried to set me up with this big shot lawyer via FB. she graduated top of her class, makes 7 figures, etc etc... and i am just some lowlife loser. but it was fun exchanging a few emails. i think i blew it when i told her i didn't own a spoon until my mom convinced me i should have one.

02-01-2012 , 03:28 AM

#3469

CPHoya

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7 figure lawyers are extremely, extremely rare

if she was young someone was lying to you

02-01-2012 , 03:29 AM

#3470

pocketas227

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man i've never bought a spoon

masons?

02-01-2012 , 03:29 AM

#3471

Anarchist

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

lol, way to mix it up with the wolf movie

i know i was thinking villagers and wolves the whole time

wolves reached parity pretty early, as chips would say

02-01-2012 , 03:29 AM

#3472

CPHoya

Warden of Taipan Island

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hah

02-01-2012 , 03:32 AM

#3473

filthyvermin

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

7 figure lawyers are extremely, extremely rare

if she was young someone was lying to you

she was 38. my friend who is also a lawyer was guessing she made 7 figures. maybe she didn't. but either way she was definitely not used to dating guys like me