filthy, that should be a pet cause of yours. A scab referee made a horrible call, and the NFL settled with the refs union right after.

ah, i vaguely remember something about scab refs. wow, was that just a year ago? it seems like a decade ago

I got in a fight but honestly I didn't do anything. He was fighting me and I was using aikido to subdue him

i hope you were wearing a gui and sporting a pony tail when you were using aikido on the guy

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I just hope "stealing one's noodles" isn't jail slang for something nasty.

lol I didn't actually use aikido as I didn't really know much about it at the time but I was just trying to get everything to stop really

If someone puts their hands on you, aren't you legally allowed to defend yourself?

Yea, and I was. Case was thrown out, but apparently I had to see a specific judge and he was on vacation. Literally this was the extent of me knowing why I had to be there multiple days

How did you end up having a warrant for that?

You can't claim to be a badass jailbird and also claim your innocence.

I've never been to jail or in a fight, but I have punched someone. It was in self defense though so nothing happened to me. I don't understand how you get a warrant in the first place for defending yourself..

i've been in jail once

no interesting stories tho

Belgian jails are probably nicer than Motel 6's.

yeah it was pretty nice lol

i was also there on a school trip

I actually remember him saying that so it's kinda like I knew the guy too. Small world.

i've never gone to jail. I had my name taken once by the police for general drunken hijinks. My friend gave the name Shawn Kemp.

It was a crime all the talent Shawn Kemp wasted. Those Sonics teams were still pretty good though.

My memory of those late 90s sonics teams were pretty much the expression of how i wanted to play basketball at the time - just get out, run, try to dunk on some guy's head, and generally have a blast. I'm not sure it's any way to actually consistently win as a team, but maybe it's better that way anyhow. Winning is overrated.

EDIT: Some time in my early 20s I stopped having 'dunk' as my overriding objective on a basketball court, and i became actually quite useful to have on court. But there's still not much better than just getting out on the fast break.

On a similar note, Gary Payton just got inducted into the Hall of Fame this weekend.

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This Colin Kaepernick is gonna be an all-time great if he stays healthy. It's crazy how good he is at such a young age. Plus his head is on straight with a great team and coach behind him.

It was reported after the fact and the business decided to press charges. Apparently from the cameras it looked like I made the first moves, but when nobody from the other group wanted to press charges and even they said that it wasn't anything serious everything was dropped.

I got to look at a photo lineup once. I was out with two friends and we start talking to this guy and he kind of joins our group. My one friend who loves all things boston took to him because he said he recently moved here from boston. At one point we are all sitting outside on a bench at a pub with a bunch of girls and a couple guys nearby. At one point the girls get disgusted by my friend matt spitting wildly into a bush, so when the girls are getting up to use the bathroom and get drinks and he turns to us and says "hey watch this" we assume he is about to do something gross. In the time it takes me to turn my head he is in the middle of snatching a purse and taking off back the other way downtown.

Matt chased him but not far, he got away. my other friend was so pissed that he spite chugged the beer I bought for the guy despite knowing he would be one of only three credible witnesses when the cops arrived. I actually ended up giving the best description of the guy and later was asked to come in and look at a lineup. I thought it was a trap but went anyway.

I was taken to an outdoor courtyard within the station, given a choice of free sodas and polaroids were flopped in front of me. One was unmistakably him. Turns out his car was found in ft lauderdale with a bunch of purses and cell phones in it, and the cops traced him to a nearby bar and waited for him to come out before arresting him

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