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that is an example of a true Christian

in other news my previous longpost is probably the most important (in terms of actual impact to me) post i've ever made on POG

I feel very strongly on this topic.

Posters beware that if you brought little Jimmy to a shrink because his first grade teacher told you in your parent-teacher conference that he wouldn't sit still in class and occasionally acted out, and the shrink obligingly said he had a case of alphabet soup and here's some pills and you gave them to him, I am going to bring RIGHTEOUS WRATH DOWN UPON THEE, Because, in my view, you are totally free to medicate yourself, but you have NO ****ING RIGHT to chemically **** around with someone else's development, no matter how much DNA you may happen to share with them.

I ****ed up on "rollercoaster" in 2nd grade and was out in speech for a few weeks.

maybe it's silly, maybe it helped, who knows

my brother is 13 and still might talk about wascally wabbits if you gave him the cue. He still can't pronounce the letter R. If he were speaking Chinese I think he would be OK; I taught him a couple of Chinese words including 日 ri3 "sun" and he said the Chinese "r" OK. Who knows. It's entirely possible that his classmates are so scared of his tall/lanky ass that they haven't corrected him yet, and he'll eventually come home and say "Roger rolled the rockin' rotunda" perfectly fine one day. He's 12, his peers will handle the education at some point.

R is a stupid sound anyway. Hopefully his name isn't rory

For some odd reason I have two songs stuck in my head.

One is anti-Semitic ("In My Country There Is Problem")

One is just straight up racist; you would probably recognize it as "the ice cream truck song", possibly as "do your boobs hang low, are they really really low", but certainly not in its original form - *ahem* - "Digger love a watermelon, ha ha ha!"

Perhaps the most popular and most loved of the "**** tunes" from roughly 1890-1920.

lolAmerica

fortunately his name is not Wowy, no.

It's Tommy, no [r]'s.

I sold the bouncer at the strip club a car. Im getting free beers there now.

its been nice having you in the pub more this month, felix

now this is how one should network!

is your brother 12 or 13 or both

i would hardly call "in my country there is problem" an anti-semitic song. it was written by a jew who deliberately and craftily employed it to bait naive gentiles into singing along and unwittingly be portrayed as ignorant yokels on film in front of the world. so in view of the context, i think it's more anti-christian than anti-semitic.

i suppose you could argue that those who sang along to it were in fact anti-semites, but the song still isn't.

uh, are you expecting me to leave or something?

12 i think

the song is anti-semitic
the context is ironic

doesn't change the song: if I were to voice my inner Pavarotti and sing "IN MY COUNTRY THERE IS PROBLEM, AND PROBLEM IS THE JEW" in front of a group of randoms it would be anti-Semitic as fark even though the message is the opposite-ish

GOAT brother.

the brother being you.

and the context being ironic.

no... hoping you stay..

on another note

so I'm sitting out here, right?

police cars pass by with regularity. Other cars also pass by with regularity. It is a major street.

Twice today I've heard:
bdjeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmwhsssshEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMwhshhhhEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMwhsssssshhhh WHEEEEEEEERRRRRRMMMMMM.

Twice today it has been University Police Department patrol cars.

Twice today they have come from the left. To the left there is a stop light. They would have to seriously launch to gain those RPM/shifting ratios given that they drive Ford Crown Vic police interceptors, which are automatic.

I find the fact that, other than the two idjits who ran into each other a couple nights ago, the police are the confirmed faztezt carz on the streetz slightly disconcerting.

It's relatively common in UK English I think to suck at pronouncing Rs. I do, and it's a relative problem when speaking Japanese (they famously blend R/L sounds, but verbs often end in ru, and there's one form that ends -rareru).

We're going to a wedding in a couple of weeks and Lkc is going to be some sort of page boy (recap: the last wedding he went to, he spent the key bits of ceremony shouting "i want to go home"), it has transpired that the page outfit is being built by someone who had some formal role in the Will and Kate wedding.

http://www.kanyezone.com/

Oddly addicting

I think alot of disruptive behaviour with children is dietary.
As a teacher there is an easy way to demonstrate this: have a class party and bring a classroom full of soda's at lunchtime. Watch the class at the start of the class and then compare once the sugar hit of the bazillion teaspoons of sugar hit a 13 year olds body.

Also see what happens when the cocaine kicks in

My mom has an infected molar maybe Doc said it may just be swollen but it looks bad apparently.

I've been recommended to get mine out but I'm scared as **** of being put under because I'm weird. Not a good sign for me. She had one taken out when she wqs younger but the dentist couldn't complete the procedure on the other 3 because of the amount of bone they had to drill through. Apparently she was in huge pain for over a week.

ouch

the dentist is unpleasant enough when everything goes right, let alone if something horrible's happened

The Parable of the Lost Son:

11 Jesus continued: “There was a man who had two sons. 12 The younger one said to his father, ‘Father, give me my share of the estate.’ So he divided his property between them.

13 “Not long after that, the younger son got together all he had, set off for a distant country and there squandered his wealth in wild living. 14 After he had spent everything, there was a severe famine in that whole country, and he began to be in need. 15 So he went and hired himself out to a citizen of that country, who sent him to his fields to feed pigs. 16 He longed to fill his stomach with the pods that the pigs were eating, but no one gave him anything.

17 “When he came to his senses, he said, ‘How many of my father’s hired servants have food to spare, and here I am starving to death! 18 I will set out and go back to my father and say to him: Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. 19 I am no longer worthy to be called your son; make me like one of your hired servants.’ 20 So he got up and went to his father.

“But while he was still a long way off, his father saw him and was filled with compassion for him; he ran to his son, threw his arms around him and kissed him.

21 “The son said to him, ‘Father, I have sinned against heaven and against you. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.’

22 “But the father said to his servants, ‘Quick! Bring the best robe and put it on him. Put a ring on his finger and sandals on his feet. 23 Bring the fattened calf and kill it. Let’s have a feast and celebrate. 24 For this son of mine was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’ So they began to celebrate.

25 “Meanwhile, the older son was in the field. When he came near the house, he heard music and dancing. 26 So he called one of the servants and asked him what was going on. 27 ‘Your brother has come,’ he replied, ‘and your father has killed the fattened calf because he has him back safe and sound.’

28 “The older brother became angry and refused to go in. So his father went out and pleaded with him. 29 But he answered his father, ‘Look! All these years I’ve been slaving for you and never disobeyed your orders. Yet you never gave me even a young goat so I could celebrate with my friends. 30 But when this son of yours who has squandered your property with prostitutes comes home, you kill the fattened calf for him!’

31 “‘My son,’ the father said, ‘you are always with me, and everything I have is yours. 32 But we had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.’”