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09-08-2015 , 04:54 AM

#526

ElliotR

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 30,029

Great to see you posting, HiFi

09-08-2015 , 04:56 AM

#527

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

I think it's high time I pointed out that there's a Systolic-specific clause in the 'unwarranted sexual revelations' section of the Banned List. I'm sure even mets will support me on this one.

09-08-2015 , 05:37 AM

#528

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,461

That post was gold, kokomo! Hail-dented-ovaries is officially a thing. Stop trying to shut down fun things

09-08-2015 , 05:52 AM

#529

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

If people find it offensive I will gladly delete it.

Also mets knew about this before any of yall mfers so I doubt he gives a **** by now.

09-08-2015 , 05:54 AM

#530

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

I will even take the infraction with a smile if need be. I thought that post was the funniest thing I'd written in a while and it would be totally worth anything up to 50 pts.

09-08-2015 , 06:00 AM

#531

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

I'm probably going to get at least a 3-day break for what I'm about to post but I don't think I care.

09-08-2015 , 06:02 AM

#532

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Moocher

Spoiler:

This is false.

This is true:

Spoiler:

09-08-2015 , 06:03 AM

#533

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

HiFi
Systolic-dented ovaries

Now that's a claim to fame.

Before my ban starts I would like to formally request that this undertitle be taken into serious consideration. Thank you.

♠️♥️♣️♦️

09-08-2015 , 06:10 AM

#534

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiFi

If people find it offensive I will gladly delete it.

Also mets knew about this before any of yall mfers so I doubt he gives a **** by now.

The Mets comment refers to his disapproval of the banned list, that's all.

09-08-2015 , 06:36 AM

#535

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by kokiri

The Mets comment refers to his disapproval of the banned list, that's all.

Oh right nvm I suck

09-08-2015 , 06:37 AM

#536

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

35 minutes since the blowup doll post and not even an infraction. Mods must be asleep at the switch.

09-08-2015 , 07:16 AM

#537

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,461

I am gonna be super sad if convos like these are disallowed lol

09-08-2015 , 07:31 AM

#538

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

You people seem to misunderstand the role of the banned list. Also there are 'convos like this' and 'convos like this featuring the consensus #1 draft worst pogger ever pick about whose sex life we already know significantly more than we could have asked for'. They're not the same.

09-08-2015 , 07:35 AM

#539

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Also, I'm disappointed that more people don't follow the route i pioneered of 1) get plastered 2) make x rated post 3) come slightly to your senses, 4) delete post, 5) get berated, 6) deny everything.

09-08-2015 , 07:48 AM

#540

Bloobird

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 24,230

7) bring up again later once enough time has passed for you no longer to feel shame

09-08-2015 , 08:20 AM

#541

Monkey Banana

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 40,103

If you think I'm banning or infracting someone for a hall of fame great post, you don't know me. Pretty sure I'm speaking for my modbr0s too.

09-08-2015 , 08:21 AM

#542

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkey Banana

If you think I'm banning or infracting someone for a hall of fame great post, you don't know me. Pretty sure I'm speaking for my modbr0s too.

Then ship the new undertitle pls

09-08-2015 , 08:22 AM

#543

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,461

Thank jesus, I haven't loled so much at pub contributions in ages

hail dented ovaries, I mean COME ON if that isn't gold right there

09-08-2015 , 08:23 AM

#544

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,461

Its so good that if I ever use it, I will credit you to my gfs

09-08-2015 , 08:32 AM

#545

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crossnerd

Its so good that if I ever use it, I will credit you to my gfs

Thank you

09-08-2015 , 08:36 AM

#546

Willi

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 41,546

I am running AMA if someone has not noticed. Moocher and Xnerd should get their asses there.

09-08-2015 , 09:20 AM

#547

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,802

roses are red
violets are groceries
sorry I rekt yr pussy
and hail dented your ovaries

09-08-2015 , 10:04 AM

#548

HiFi

Dented ovaries

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 23,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

roses are red
violets are groceries
sorry I rekt yr pussy
and hail dented your ovaries

Meh

B-

09-08-2015 , 10:21 AM

#549

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,802

like I'm gonna put forth serious effort on a chick that has me ranked 9th

09-08-2015 , 10:23 AM

#550

well named

poorly undertitled

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 78,085

I don't hit the back, but I tear up the sides?

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