It's Octobro.

On the 14th of this month let's all celebrate National Dessert Day extra hard. Also, let's make a pact to never visit Columbus, Ohio except at gunpoint.

October is also National Pizza Month and I'm all about that. Will be celebrating hard, glorying in the grand diversity of pizza that the world has to offer. It is truly a golden age.

Please visit the Politics thread for discussion of human Columbuses. Columbii?

National Pizza Month!?!?!?!?

I'm having pizza for dinner tonight!!!

Spooktober

Hey filthy, there is a thread in need of your mattress expertise..

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/3...tress-1753338/

Here's hoping that poker in October goes as well for me as poker in September.

i was going to outdo last month's pub with pics of my feet and name this pub octoeber

FMP

Since I didn't win any $$$ on anything last month.

Is Columbus, Ohio really that bad?

I've never been because LOL visiting Ohio, but have never heard of it as a horrible destination, just a boring one.

Yes, it really is that bad.

It's the home of many banks and insurance companies that oppress you and suck your very financial lifeblood.

It's the home of Wendy's, well known for oppressing your arteries.

It has a magnificent zoo that is renowned for doing an exceptional job of oppressing noble wild animals.

It has ample freeways and suburban sprawl contributing more than its fair share to planetary demise through climate change.

It has a university that continues to employ deplorable human being and coddler of wife abusers Urban Meyer.

The fans of said university's football team are the worst people on earth, though several such as TomCollins are really good at sheep.

In summary, it should be nuked from orbit at the earliest opportunity.

actually I can't remember if Tom1975 was an Ohio State fan or if TomCollins was a sheeper or both.

yep

also this reminds me of when i worked at an after school program and the kids were telling me about their field trip to the zoo that day, and i'd say "why were the animals in jail? what did they do?"

i also used to run political scavanger hunts. it was great fun. and the kids loved them. i never got any complaints from the parents, but idk if the kids told the parents.

like i remember i had them figure out how much money all the teachers combined in the school made(it was about 1.5 million), and how much money barry bonds made(about 25 million). though several of them thought it was great that bonds made so much money and they admired him all the more *sigh*

and they had to find out which president was waging wars in two countries at the time and won the nobel peace prize(obama). they were all shocked that obama won the peace prize

and they had to find out which of the founding fathers owned slaves. again, they were shocked to find out these people owned slaves.

i also told them that when i was a kid there was no such thing as birds. birds were invented in the 80s. about 20% of them believed me

I have no quarrel with anyone over what they get paid. If someone is willing to give you that much, good for you. I may or may not take issue what you do with the money, but that is a different discussion.

Sup

I still America

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at the end of the september thread you guys were talking about the cheating scandal in poker.

here is a doug polk youtube video about it https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=1330

it's a long video. cliffs are some ahole had an ahole friend who worked on the livestream. so he knew people's hole cards. the guy was a whatever poker player with no solid results for years, then out of nowhere he crushes this livestream game. he never does well in any other game, but destroys this game.

there were 2 guys 3betting and 4betting all in. they both had AK, so he called all in with 54o jfc man

he called another 4bet from a deeper stack who had AQcc, and an all in from a shorter stack who had 64ss. the cheater had 95o. flop was J93. and the cheater shoved all in

plenty of other ridiculous hands, but i didn't bother with all of them.

there are plenty of drunk idiots who will make plays like that all the time. but no one makes those plays AND wins 30 sessions in a row on the live stream. just no way.

Tom1975 was def an Ohio State fan and a legendary sheeper. I remember his last post on this forum, right after Ohio St won the NCAA championship.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=1134

I once ran a sheep dedicated to Tom. I just found the reveal.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...hlight=tom1975


It entertained me reading through it, has a good bit of sheep history in it.

things are not going well with my personal assistant. i probably shouldn't have hired a model

What's the "job" description?

i asked her to find me a place to live, and to order me some hoodies. she could be a doing a better job of it

Sounds like my efforts to build a sky crane.