Aggressive and quite hilarious.

Aggressive.

master are you backed up or has the spaghetti monster given you boils or what the intercourse is your problem tonight?

I'm not having any problems. I had a great night last night. I'm probably a little overtired if anything

ok you seem like a cranky bitch, but overtired can explain it

carry on

Awww Metsy, I'm not cranky, was just making fun of how New Jerseyites are essentially trash people

I want cheesecake for breakfast

I should have cheesecake for breakfast every day

in Israel they had cheesecake for breakfast every day

so now I've heard one good thing about Israel

well i live in a suburb of philly in jersey

but im still curious

what makes you think they are trash people? you learn your culture from watching the jersey shore?

my wife teaches in one of the best school districts in the state. We pay 6000 a year in property tax for a townhouse. i don't live in anything even remotely close to a trashy neighborhood. The median income in new jersey is over 65k and in the top 5 in all the country. our public schools are ranked 13th in the country (http://www.usnews.com/education/best...states-compare) but some areas like where i live have some of the best schools.

68% of New Jersey High School Students go directly to college (Texas is 56% if that is who we are comparing to).

Jersey is far from a trash state

/discussion

I'm pretty sure I could do it within 24.

Obviously you get guacamole on everything to maximize cost.

You'd have to set rules against getting no rice or beans or meat in your burrito.

They have to be normal items.

I was obv kidding. Just like when I say Tennesseans are all hicks, Michiganders are all Northern hicks, Bostonians are ko better than scum, Florida is essentially just a worthless land math we can obliviate with 0 issue, and Utahnians are all inbred.

All in good fun

my bad, two good things

hadn't considered the guac angle, new line is 24 hours

Alternate post: yeah, but that accent though, jfc.

master's casual bigotry is best ignored.

most people near me have a philly accent. it's not that much different from ny (they say watuh like i do ).... but my wife pronounces gas as "GAZZ" and it tilts the **** out of me

Wtf

I think I'm going to try this chipotle thing.

It's a trap

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