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06-16-2015 , 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
How did Andy the goofball from Parks and Rec suddenly become a big movie star.
Made a movie called "delivery man" where he was ****ing hilarious. Straight to stardom from there.
06-16-2015 , 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by metsandfinsfan
On our first date she asked me "where is your dream vacation? "

I said Greece. She has been to Greece before.

After I proposed I asked where she'd like to go on the honeymoon. She said,"we're going to greece " I said, 'but you've been there before let's choose somewhere we both haven't been to"

She said something like, "Nope you told me on our first date that Greece is you're dream vacation. You made my dream comes true so I'm making yours"
She's definitely a keeper, mets 👍
06-16-2015 , 02:35 PM
Do y'all love that spicy chicken from Popeye's? You know you do.

It's interesting that Popeye's is named after the French Connection cop, not the cartoon sailor.
06-16-2015 , 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
keep us posted
For a 3 word post, this was pretty darn funny. I'm still lol'ing.
06-16-2015 , 02:57 PM
jurrassic world kicks off in 20 minutes!
06-16-2015 , 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
Germany may have repoed Greece by August.
It's a dream vacation and a contribution to geopolitical stability!
06-16-2015 , 03:06 PM
My dog and I are in the airport bar. Land in Vegas in about five hours. Hope she doesn't pass out
06-16-2015 , 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
My dog and I are in the airport bar. Land in Vegas in about five hours. Hope she doesn't pass out
PMed you
06-16-2015 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
Germany may have repoed Greece by August.
It would be pretty sweet to get baklava with germanic precision.
06-16-2015 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by metsandfinsfan








Yeah nobody's perfect, but she's pretty damn close
That's like marrying a dodger fan. **** that noise
06-16-2015 , 04:33 PM
On plane with one beer in me and a live dog. Probably going to pay 8$ for internet
06-16-2015 , 04:47 PM
you ate a live dog? you barbarian!
06-16-2015 , 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Anarchist
jurrassic world kicks off in 20 minutes!
what an adventure!
06-16-2015 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
On plane with one beer in me and a live dog. Probably going to pay 8$ for internet
I usually get nitty about paying for internet on flights but I'm pretty sure that's a leak unless its a really short trip
06-16-2015 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
keep us posted
I'm not looking forward to kokiri defriending me on facebook when I'm still posting about my wedding months from now
06-16-2015 , 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by well named
you ate a live dog? you barbarian!
MATTHEW! #!#
06-16-2015 , 06:59 PM
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Originally Posted by benneh
I usually get nitty about paying for internet on flights but I'm pretty sure that's a leak unless its a really short trip
This is why God invented Minecraft (and a portable charger). It turns a 5 hour flight into a 30 minute one.

Benadryl will also do this but has a few lingering side effects.
06-16-2015 , 07:01 PM
Just read a damn book you philistines.
06-16-2015 , 07:05 PM
In b4 shut up eyebooger.
06-16-2015 , 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted by eyebooger
Just read a damn book you philistines.
Dogs can't read!
06-16-2015 , 11:18 PM
i played ff5 on my phone and a few of the other random games i dled with my amazon coins
06-17-2015 , 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by IBeDrummin
In b4 shut up eyebooger.
06-17-2015 , 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by IBeDrummin
In b4 shut up eyebooger.
shut up IBD
06-17-2015 , 02:28 AM
I know the name of pwns' dog.

LeBron shoulda won Finals mvp, that's a travesty. Sports Trivia 101: name the only losing mvps in the NBA Finals and Super Bowl.
06-17-2015 , 02:33 AM
if you wanna be finals mvp try winning the finals badum tshhhhhhhhhh

      
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