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06-16-2015 , 11:10 AM

#1151

mucksandgravs

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 30,971

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

How did Andy the goofball from Parks and Rec suddenly become a big movie star.

Made a movie called "delivery man" where he was ****ing hilarious. Straight to stardom from there.

06-16-2015 , 11:12 AM

#1152

mucksandgravs

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 30,971

Quote:

Originally Posted by metsandfinsfan

On our first date she asked me "where is your dream vacation? "

I said Greece. She has been to Greece before.

After I proposed I asked where she'd like to go on the honeymoon. She said,"we're going to greece " I said, 'but you've been there before let's choose somewhere we both haven't been to"

She said something like, "Nope you told me on our first date that Greece is you're dream vacation. You made my dream comes true so I'm making yours"

She's definitely a keeper, mets 👍

06-16-2015 , 02:35 PM

#1153

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,117

Do y'all love that spicy chicken from Popeye's? You know you do.

It's interesting that Popeye's is named after the French Connection cop, not the cartoon sailor.

06-16-2015 , 02:39 PM

#1154

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,340

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

keep us posted

For a 3 word post, this was pretty darn funny. I'm still lol'ing.

06-16-2015 , 02:57 PM

#1155

Anarchist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

jurrassic world kicks off in 20 minutes!

06-16-2015 , 03:02 PM

#1156

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Germany may have repoed Greece by August.

It's a dream vacation and a contribution to geopolitical stability!

06-16-2015 , 03:06 PM

#1157

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,212

My dog and I are in the airport bar. Land in Vegas in about five hours. Hope she doesn't pass out

06-16-2015 , 03:12 PM

#1158

domer2

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 34,141

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

My dog and I are in the airport bar. Land in Vegas in about five hours. Hope she doesn't pass out

PMed you

06-16-2015 , 04:22 PM

#1159

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Germany may have repoed Greece by August.

It would be pretty sweet to get baklava with germanic precision.

06-16-2015 , 04:24 PM

#1160

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by metsandfinsfan

Yeah nobody's perfect, but she's pretty damn close

That's like marrying a dodger fan. **** that noise

06-16-2015 , 04:33 PM

#1161

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,212

On plane with one beer in me and a live dog. Probably going to pay 8$ for internet

06-16-2015 , 04:47 PM

#1162

well named

poorly undertitled

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 78,085

you ate a live dog? you barbarian!

06-16-2015 , 05:42 PM

#1163

Anarchist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 75,871

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

jurrassic world kicks off in 20 minutes!

what an adventure!

06-16-2015 , 06:00 PM

#1164

benneh

hehe

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 29,207

Quote:

Originally Posted by pwnsall

On plane with one beer in me and a live dog. Probably going to pay 8$ for internet

I usually get nitty about paying for internet on flights but I'm pretty sure that's a leak unless its a really short trip

06-16-2015 , 06:50 PM

#1165

metsandfinsfan

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 160,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by amplify

keep us posted

I'm not looking forward to kokiri defriending me on facebook when I'm still posting about my wedding months from now

06-16-2015 , 06:51 PM

#1166

metsandfinsfan

banned

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 160,445

Quote:

Originally Posted by well named

you ate a live dog? you barbarian!

MATTHEW! #!#

06-16-2015 , 06:59 PM

#1167

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,340

Quote:

Originally Posted by benneh

I usually get nitty about paying for internet on flights but I'm pretty sure that's a leak unless its a really short trip

This is why God invented Minecraft (and a portable charger). It turns a 5 hour flight into a 30 minute one.

Benadryl will also do this but has a few lingering side effects.

06-16-2015 , 07:01 PM

#1168

eyebooger

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 59,968

Just read a damn book you philistines.

06-16-2015 , 07:05 PM

#1169

IBeDrummin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 30,813

In b4 shut up eyebooger.

06-16-2015 , 07:05 PM

#1170

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,340

Quote:

Originally Posted by eyebooger

Just read a damn book you philistines.

Dogs can't read!

06-16-2015 , 11:18 PM

#1171

pwnsall

CFBBPC

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 66,212

i played ff5 on my phone and a few of the other random games i dled with my amazon coins

06-17-2015 , 12:34 AM

#1172

DiggertheDog

Pan Troglodytes

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 57,791

Quote:

Originally Posted by IBeDrummin

In b4 shut up eyebooger.

06-17-2015 , 12:50 AM

#1173

Willi

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 41,546

Quote:

Originally Posted by IBeDrummin

In b4 shut up eyebooger.

shut up IBD

06-17-2015 , 02:28 AM

#1174

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,117

I know the name of pwns' dog.

LeBron shoulda won Finals mvp, that's a travesty. Sports Trivia 101: name the only losing mvps in the NBA Finals and Super Bowl.