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06-30-2012 , 02:03 AM

#13576

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPHoya

Really though this is somewhat uncharted for me over the last five years, I'm usually like "cool she's hot" and I don't care what happens. Finally in a good life position and potentially willing to consider something more legit, meet an awesome girl, duh of course she can't be from L.A.

what advice do you want? I mean, have a long distance relationship, don't have a long distance relationship, what other options are there? Become a scientologist and meld space and time?

06-30-2012 , 02:06 AM

#13577

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Also, Katie Holmes getting a divorce sort of confirms there is at least some reason to the universe, but I think it also confirms there is probably relatively little.

06-30-2012 , 02:07 AM

#13578

John Wayne

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,975

relationship problems containment thread imo

06-30-2012 , 02:19 AM

#13579

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

OK, so the current girl I'm dating is stuck in a hotel and lost her passport and wallet. The managers won't let her go until she pays them, so I should send her money right?

06-30-2012 , 02:22 AM

#13580

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

Quote:

Originally Posted by VoraciousReader

Women are drawn to guys who are flirty, but don't trust it when it is obviously turned on and off. We aren't idiots...we notice when there are 3 of us in a group and guys focus like lasers on the hottest one of us. If you're like that with everyone it comes off as much more sincere so we let our guards down. Extra points if you also flirt with 80 year old ladies. Then you may even get elevated to gallant in our minds.

Women like men who like women, even the women they aren't trying to sleep with. It's one reason so many women have close gay male friends.

Who else thought of that awful Russel Crowe movie reading this?

06-30-2012 , 02:24 AM

#13581

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,389

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyramidScheme

OK, so the current girl I'm dating is stuck in a hotel and lost her passport and wallet. The managers won't let her go until she pays them, so I should send her money right?

of course, unless you are the kind of person who dates girls he doesn't really care about

06-30-2012 , 02:27 AM

#13582

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

of course, unless you are the kind of person who dates girls he doesn't really care about

Thanks for the advice! Unfortunately all of my funds are tied up with the Prince of Nigeria.

06-30-2012 , 02:35 AM

#13583

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Well on the plus side, even when she inevitably dumps you for not helping her out, youre about to be rich beyond your wildest dreams.

06-30-2012 , 02:37 AM

#13584

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,115

You sure know how to pick 'em.

06-30-2012 , 02:37 AM

#13585

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

Half of your statement is on level 5, and the other half is on level 2.... or maybe the reverse, ugh my brain hurts.

06-30-2012 , 02:40 AM

#13586

John Wayne

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 3,975

what country is this? i don't think anyone besides the cops can detain you... for longer than it takes for the cops to arrive.

06-30-2012 , 02:41 AM

#13587

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,389

i'm babysitting tonight

let's see if kokiri can understand my japanese

06-30-2012 , 02:42 AM

#13588

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

The hotel thing was a joke. It's a popular internet dating scam. I thought with all the dating drap I'd post something ******ed. Nevermind. I'm not funny, and apparently everyone here is too cool to have run into that scam. But at least you know the Prince of Nigeria thing.

06-30-2012 , 02:43 AM

#13589

kioshk

Nixonian

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 93,115

I think Filthy is trying to link Mr. Roboto by Styx.

06-30-2012 , 02:44 AM

#13590

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

Does John Wayne = Iversonian

I'm still so confused on this.

06-30-2012 , 02:44 AM

#13591

Sun Tzu

laconic

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 84,770

stop fpsing in the pub

06-30-2012 , 02:47 AM

#13592

Swiitch

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 22,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarchist

i did every day when i was in high school

In high school, you're dealing with girls.

It's all about status, and they go for good looking guys who are shallow, because that's the status.

When you're talking about women (at least the relatively sane ones), it's less about looks and more about personality.

06-30-2012 , 02:47 AM

#13593

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

I'm 99% sure he accidentally clicked the wrong thread tbh

06-30-2012 , 02:49 AM

#13594

iversonian

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,447

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyramidScheme

Does John Wayne = Iversonian

I'm still so confused on this.

i think i'll just go back to using this acct

06-30-2012 , 02:50 AM

#13595

Gabethebabe

Malware Jedi

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 27,607

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

You know, there's a POG poker thread where that post would feel perfectly at home.

You should put it there.

I did not see a "poker talk is prohibited" sign

06-30-2012 , 02:51 AM

#13596

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,389

momo's first pub toast at 11 months old

06-30-2012 , 02:51 AM

#13597

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

Quote:

Originally Posted by iversonian

i think i'll just go back to using this acct

Thanks. I mean I have a list of people in my mind who think the "policy lynch PS day 1" thing is a good play. So I have to know who the hell people are.

06-30-2012 , 02:51 AM

#13598

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,389

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyramidScheme

I'm 99% sure he accidentally clicked the wrong thread tbh

your reads are off

06-30-2012 , 02:52 AM

#13599

PyramidScheme

FPS Allstar

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 19,898

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gabethebabe

I did not see a "poker talk is prohibited" sign

Obviously Gabe should be banned for posting about poker in this poker forum.

06-30-2012 , 02:53 AM

#13600

iversonian

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 21,447

Quote:

Originally Posted by PyramidScheme

Thanks. I mean I have a list of people in my mind who think the "policy lynch PS day 1" thing is a good play. So I have to know who the hell people are.

you're a seer killing monster. you're too dangerous to leave alive.

Last edited by iversonian; 06-30-2012 at 02:58 AM.

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