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02-20-2017 , 07:02 PM

#476

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by master3004

Is suggesting bdsm/cosplay really a great first date idea?

I mean, I know I've been out of the scene a long time, but I feel asking someone to dress up like Hermione while I spank them with a riding crop isn't likely to land a ton of yeses.

I think you have who is spanking who reversed.

02-20-2017 , 07:03 PM

#477

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,390

are you seriously questioning MY dating skills????

btw, last night i accidentally sent a text to the wrong girl about sex... *sigh*

02-20-2017 , 07:04 PM

#478

xander biscuits

watching a movie

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 40,162

seems like you're questioning them yourself

02-20-2017 , 07:11 PM

#479

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by xander biscuits

I think that filthy wants to be dominated by Taylor Swift who's dressed up as Hagrid

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

I think you have who is spanking who reversed.

You guys are totally right.

TS in a hippogriff costume spanking Filthy tied up as moaning myrtle.

Final answer

02-20-2017 , 07:21 PM

#480

DonkDonkDonkDonk

Goose

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 40,604

Quote:

Originally Posted by master3004

You know you're like my favorite person here, right buddy?

I didn't know that, you are one of my favourites too.

Spoiler:

02-20-2017 , 07:22 PM

#481

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by master3004

You guys are totally right.

TS in a hippogriff costume spanking Filthy tied up as moaning myrtle.

Final answer

And I can see Taylor being into it. She could write a new song: "Filthy, you're a bad bad bad boy!"

02-20-2017 , 07:23 PM

#482

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,390

taylor in a hippogriff costume is HAWT!!!!!

but i don't wanna be moaning myrtle. i wanna be voldemort, or harry, or a veela, or a garden gnome or luna lovegood or hermione or snape or professor lockhart or neville or any of the dursleys

02-20-2017 , 07:28 PM

#483

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

Voldemort is in the new Lego movie.

02-20-2017 , 07:29 PM

#484

master3004

Revisionist Historian

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 56,508

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

Voldemort is in the new Lego movie.

Well that settles it.

Filthy would be Lord Business obv

02-20-2017 , 08:40 PM

#485

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,475

I assume filthy already has a full Voldemort costume that he wears to the casino, so that woudl probably be the most cost-effective choice.

02-20-2017 , 10:33 PM

#486

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,390

damn booker, that is a really good idea. i should do that. but the face stuff seems really hard to pull off comfortably, like having no nose. i need to be comfortable

02-22-2017 , 12:42 AM

#487

Booker Wolfbox

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 38,475

Posting just so the pub has at least one today. And because sleep is hard to come by.

02-22-2017 , 01:11 AM

#488

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,390

i was watching harry potter with my 5 year old niece

her: was harry potter's dad nice?

me: yeah, he was nice. sometimes he was mean though. but mostly he was nice

her: why was he mean sometimes? was it cuz he drank alcohol?

02-22-2017 , 02:18 AM

#489

BenjaminAO

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 10,253

I had a seizure today. No previous signs of epilepsy, but my ER doctor thinks that might be what I have. Going to a neurologist sometime this week to be diagnosed.

What a day!

02-22-2017 , 02:47 AM

#490

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenjaminAO

I had a seizure today. No previous signs of epilepsy, but my ER doctor thinks that might be what I have. Going to a neurologist sometime this week to be diagnosed.

What a day!

Ugh! I'm glad you seem to be recovering. What were you doing when it happened? How did you feel?

Good luck dude. You're in my thoughts.

02-22-2017 , 02:48 AM

#491

Crossnerd

quite smart as well

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 41,461

Good luck, Benjo! Hope you feel better

02-22-2017 , 02:58 AM

#492

BenjaminAO

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2015 Posts: 10,253

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

Ugh! I'm glad you seem to be recovering. What were you doing when it happened? How did you feel?

Good luck dude. You're in my thoughts.

I was just in my kitchen not really doing anything. Next thing I know I'm being woken up in an ambulance.

Well I was tired and drowsy. I didn't have any x-ray yet, but my rotator cuff/shoulder might be messed up as well. Wearing a sling for now. No other side affects from the seizure.

I remember nothing from passing out, or supposedly fighting the paramedics who were trying to get me into the truck.

Can't play any of my video games and need to stay away from staring at a TV for any long period of time. So I'm bored.

02-22-2017 , 03:10 AM

#493

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by BenjaminAO

Damn. What a shock. Hopefully you have a quick path to normalcy again.

02-22-2017 , 08:51 AM

#494

filthyvermin

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 61,390

just placed an order to buy stock in amazon

i was playing poker with a vp at goldman sachs. he said he had 100% of his portfolio in amazon

*edit*

never mind. i cancelled the order. **** amazon. **** goldman sachs. **** the stock market. **** capitalism

Last edited by filthyvermin; 02-22-2017 at 09:04 AM.

02-22-2017 , 09:12 AM

#495

amplify

Eternal Unknowable Mesmerizing

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 78,803

gl benjo

It's carpe diem, not carpure.

02-22-2017 , 09:47 AM

#496

eyebooger

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 59,961

GL Ben.

02-22-2017 , 02:09 PM

#497

Mark_K

Fast Food Value KING

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 29,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

Buy high sell low!

Also, it seems bitcoins are more your style. Currently at 1140!!!!

02-22-2017 , 02:19 PM

#498

DonkDonkDonkDonk

Goose

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 40,604

Lmk when bitcoin crashes again

02-22-2017 , 03:13 PM

#499

kokiri

ffermwr moch

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 52,228

Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

Having 100% of his portfolio in one stock ought to preclude him from being a source of decent investment advice. But then again if his competition is your manager, hes probably competitive.