They knew the cookies had pot in them.
They ate them anyways.
Dad REALLY likes cookies so he ate a lot of them.
Mom just likes to eat so she ate a lot of them.
Neither has ever had pot.
They got stoned.
Dad couldn't feel his legs and tried to crawl to the bathroom and apparently got stuck?
Mom was immobile as well and couldn't help him.
She called 911.
Both were admitted - cause - substance abuse.
Both were released and given a "Drugs are bad" pamphlet.
They are now back home.
Thats hilarious about your parents. The body is capable of absorbing a lot lot more THC when its absorbed through the stomach than it can through the lungs. Some of the highest states that I've been in (if you can even call it that) have come from eating weed. And if they had never ever even been high before, I imagine that eating a bunch of pot cookies at the age of 80 would not be the best way to go about it.
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I'll take the credit for suggesting your undertitle. Although Soah and Ryan Beal get the rest...and of course Al....
on the train with my droid tethered to my laptop so I can surf the web (because Amtrak is special ed and has yet to put wifi on its trains, even though its on the bus and airplanes). Debating whether or not to fire up tilt and grind out the cost of my train ticket.