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04-05-2016 , 07:43 PM
enty saying "****ing motorcycles" on that drunk video is in the Pub Hall of Fame 1st ballot.
04-05-2016 , 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
enty saying "****ing motorcycles" on that drunk video is in the Pub Hall of Fame 1st ballot.
I would rank your video higher.
04-05-2016 , 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark_K
I would rank your video higher.
That was back when I was young and naive!
04-05-2016 , 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by DiggertheDog
Tbob - do you want to do the trail or do you just do not know what else you want to do?
I know exactly what I want to do at the moment. I want to keep learning as much as I can about web development to secure a decent job and go from there. I love the trail, one of my first best friends on the trail is staying at our house for a week. It's going to be awesome. He's going to hike the PCT next week. I love the trail and Ill do it again but I still feel very much a part of it now still. did 13 miles on it last sunday.
04-06-2016 , 12:42 AM
Tbob is basically the nut pub poster
04-06-2016 , 08:29 AM
wrt Panama Papers:

"This is just an elaborate plot to promote the hell out of rush hour 7: border control starring jacki chan Vladimir putin and Lionel Messi"



EDIT:

Also this gem from /r/drugs, occasionally there'll be some very creative and amazing comments around, the following was a response to people debating whether or not you could get high by smoking banana peels:

"Yeah but you'd have to smoke the equivalent of above 100 pounds of banana peels to have enough of the active chemical to actually feel anything, which even concentrated would be ludicrous. The high itself isn't very good from what I hear, only has one recorded addict. He got so high he escaped his small cult village, climbed on top of the Empire State Building with an untainted virgin girl and was shot at by the American Army until eventually meeting his untimely demise. RIP King Kong, taken too young."
04-06-2016 , 11:51 AM
America's sweethearts GS lost again, haha. The record is slipping thru their fingers, alas. Spurs play them there tomorrow night, getting fun! Will the crafty Popovich rest his stars, stay tuned. Week and a half till playoffs.
04-06-2016 , 03:00 PM
I just had to play a six year old at chess with no info to go on other than his parents saying "he's quite good" and giving us chess clocks - was weird not knowing whether to expect him to be Magnus Carlson jr, pretty good, or err, a six year old. I had white, he got up a pawn early, then i struck back with a classic piece of counter punching, he blundered his queen, and immediately a second piece, and despite missing a neat checkmate managed to close things out. Tomorrow might be a different story.
04-06-2016 , 04:13 PM
Yeah, I don't think you were supposed to kick his ass. His parents probably don't like you now.
04-06-2016 , 04:27 PM
Next you should challenge him to a game of basketball.
04-06-2016 , 04:28 PM
you did good, women will fawn over you for the next few hours without realizing why because of the aura you elude from kicking his ass
04-06-2016 , 04:34 PM
You did good, Kokomo. How else will children learn if we adults do not own them at everything?

So apparently none of you noticed but I've been gone for two months, working on my long game for bog acquisition. Today could be the day that starts it all.. just waiting to hear back from the blood-sucking broker..

You are all pre-invited to the bog warming. Even pwns.
04-06-2016 , 04:36 PM
Screaming "I win, you suck" at the kid repeatedly was probably too much though.
04-06-2016 , 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk
Screaming "I win, you suck" at the kid repeatedly was probably too much though.
I'm sure they were especially horrified when he punched the father, deep kissed the mother, and said "That's how a real man plays chess. I'm your daddy now.!"
04-06-2016 , 04:51 PM
master, though i didn't add this earlier, i bet if and when your daughter comes out to her dad he blames you and your wife (mostly you?)
04-06-2016 , 04:59 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
master, though i didn't add this earlier, i bet if and when your daughter comes out to her dad he blames you and your wife (mostly you?)
He's largely indifferent to me. He would totally blame how lefty we are though, for sure.
04-06-2016 , 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DonkDonkDonkDonk
Screaming "I win, you suck" at the kid repeatedly was probably too much though.
Where's the Matt sklansky gif when you need it. Or maybe booker's angry panda

I should stress I can totally imagine him beating me in the future, especially once i ratchet down the concentration a little.
04-06-2016 , 05:32 PM
every time you take a piece, do a shot
04-06-2016 , 05:42 PM
every time he takes a piece, you do two shots
04-06-2016 , 05:43 PM
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04-06-2016 , 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Crossnerd
You did good, Kokomo. How else will children learn if we adults do not own them at everything?

So apparently none of you noticed but I've been gone for two months, working on my long game for bog acquisition. Today could be the day that starts it all.. just waiting to hear back from the blood-sucking broker..

You are all pre-invited to the bog warming. Even pwns.
I missed you - I tested the kid crying on a plane phenomenon last month and I can confirm: not my kid, not my problem, not bothered at all.
04-06-2016 , 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
master, though i didn't add this earlier, i bet if and when your daughter comes out to her dad he blames you and your wife (mostly you?)
autism on display?
04-06-2016 , 06:57 PM
brandon marshall has bpd and punched a woman in the face and still got the nfl humanitarian award, which leads us to wonder, what the hell do you have to do to not win?
04-07-2016 , 03:21 AM
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Originally Posted by biggerboat
Next you should challenge him to a game of basketball.
Or wrestling

04-07-2016 , 03:58 AM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
I know exactly what I want to do at the moment. I want to keep learning as much as I can about web development to secure a decent job and go from there. I love the trail, one of my first best friends on the trail is staying at our house for a week. It's going to be awesome. He's going to hike the PCT next week. I love the trail and Ill do it again but I still feel very much a part of it now still. did 13 miles on it last sunday.
Oh - I put 2 and 2 together and got 5.
I thought with you quitting job and a friend going on the trail - that it meant you were kinda at a crossroads.

      
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