My bad on the delay. Irl stuff + sne grind + manually doing all this by hand meant it took longer than expected.

Before I start I just want to say that there is obviously a lot of mod discretion here, if you don’t pick up bonus points all it means is that we probably don't share the same sense of humor. Ftr I made the choices without knowing whose entry was whose, so there is certainly no bias beyond that. Hopefully we can all have a bit of fun with it and laugh at some of the excellent entries.

Your players:

Akson
Booker Woodfox
InsuremePlz
Saeco
Eyebooger
Mikechike
Toedder
Kioshk
Amplify
Tom1975
Younguns87
Kokiri
Dwetzel

Question 1, and a lot of solid entries most playing off a similar theme. Mike gets the win with the best phrasing and use of the concept though.



"The contrasting jewlery was the only way mom could tell her twin daughters apart." - Mikechike


Honorable Mentions
Booker Woodfox - Where's MY Starbucks, bitch?
Eyebooger - Three Dog Night

3
Eyebooger - Three Dog Night
Tom1975 - 3 dogs
Amplify - One big room, full of bad bitches.

3(Bonus!)
Mikechike - The contrasting jewlery was the only way mom could tell her twin daughters apart.
Toedder - Three sisters exchanging hair style tipps.

2
Kioshk - I'm better looking than those 2 bitches.
Akson - It's sad when a dog is smarter than its owners

2
InsuremePlz - She needs to be combed
Younguns87 - Wait...your gonna do what to her hair?

Aces
Booker Woodfox - Where's MY Starbucks, bitch?
Saeco - spoonce, nice to meet you!
Dwetzel - Boy, those women on the View have really let themselves go.
Kokiri - "You know they say people look like their dogs" "What's your dog then? An ugly minghound?"

Scoreboard
3 Eyebooger
3 Tom1975
3 Amplify
3 Mikechike
3 Toedder
2 Kioshk
2 Akson
2 InsuremePlz
2 Younguns87
1 Booker Woodfox
1 Saeco
1 Dwetzel
1 Kokiri

ZOMG reveal!!

FML

How did I not get in on this?

Question 2, and I felt the top 2 entries stood out. Booker's in particular actually made me lol.


Whooooo's not happy about this? -Booker Woodfox

Honorable Mentions
Eyebooger - Hoot and Soot

3(Bonus!)
Eyebooger - Hoot and Soot
Booker Woodfox - Whooooo's not happy about this?

3(Pushes the definition of the word 'lenient')
Tom1975 - demon owl is in ur fireplace starin at u
Akson - I iz think my new friend is evilz
InsuremePlz - Owl in a Fireplace

2 (I was shocked this didn't get more)
Toedder - ORLY? YARLY!
Amplify - ORLY?

2
Younguns87 - ****, was I not invited?
Saeco - what ya lookin at?

Aces
Dwetzel - That's a strange looking log.
Kokiri - This totally looked bigger in the brochure
Kioshk - What a sorry ass tree this is.
Mikechike - Like the morning sun, the phoenix must rise.

Scoreboard
6 Eyebooger
6 Tom1975
5 Amplify
5 InsuremePlz
5 Toedder
5 Akson
4 Younguns87
4 Booker Woodfox
4 Mikechike
3 Kioshk
3 Saeco
2 Dwetzel
2 Kokiri

3,2,1

down to 2 perfects already, which i guess was to be expected

honorable mention lol

Question 3, a bad one to miss.... I gave the win to mike for adding a little inventiveness to the forrest gump reference.


Marty hoped this photo would convince his legless friend to join him dressed as Lieutenant Dan for Halloween. -Mikechike

Honorable Mention
Saeco - My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

6(Bonus!)
Mikechike - Marty hoped this photo would convince his legless friend to join him dressed as Lieutenant Dan for Halloween.
Saeco - My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Booker Woodfox - Forrest Gump: Not good at taking pictures either
Kioshk - Life is like a box of chocolates.
Tom1975 - mama always said life is like a box of chocolates

2
Akson - Pocetas's PoF Profile Picture
Younguns87 - Herro Facebook prof pic

2
InsuremePlz - Dork.*
Eyebooger - Sleepy

2
Kokiri - Looking Gooooood
Dwetzel - Siri, Siri on the wall, who's the handsomest one of all?

Aces
Toedder - If Pete's going to keep eating that well, he will soon have outgrown all of his father's jackets.
Amplify - Bubba is always whistful on Labor day.

Scoreboard
12 Tom1975
10 Booker Woodfox
10 Mikechike
9 Kioshk
9 Saeco
8 Eyebooger
7 InsuremePlz
7 Akson
6 Amplify
6 Toedder
6 Younguns87
4 Dwetzel
4 Kokiri

that makes 3 of us

Question 4 was really tough to pick a winner. Amplify and mike were pretty much unsplittable, but in the end I gave the nod to mike.


After three hour passed, Susan realized that her child had already surpassed her formidable staring contest abilities. -Mikechike

Honorable Mentions
Amplify - Bitch wtf did you do to your HAIR?
Dwetzel - Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug.

3(Bonus!)
Mikechike - After three hour passed, Susan realized that her child had already surpassed her formidable staring contest abilities.
Younguns87 - If this is a staring contest, Im winning

2
Booker Woodfox - You call those bug eyes lady? I show you bug eyes
Kokiri - "I have ze lazer eyes." "No*I*havew zee lazer eyes."*

2
Kioshk - Baby has eyes like Mother's.
Akson - Same people shouldn't reproduce

2
Amplify - Bitch wtf did you do to your HAIR?
Eyebooger - WTF?

Aces
InsuremePlz - Ugly baby, hot mom
Saeco - The Zen Stare™
Dwetzel - Cocaine, it's a hell of a drug.
Toedder - It's definitely aliens!
Tom1975 - somebdoy shat

noone's perfect any more but we still have a logjam at the top. anyone's game from here.


Scoreboard
13 Tom1975
13 Mikechike
12 Booker Woodfox
11 Kioshk
10 Saeco
10 Eyebooger
9 Akson
9 Younguns87
8 InsuremePlz
8 Amplify
7 Toedder
6 Kokiri
5 Dwetzel

Question 5, and the winning entry I found obvious and simple, whilst at the same time hilarious. Amplify gets the win over dwetzel here for the better order imo, but they both share the bonus point anyway.


2134 - Amplify

Honorable Mentions
Mikechike - Give me a multi-year world tour... if you ever want to see your daughters alive again.
Younguns87- Why's the girl in the middle not crying?

3 (Bonus!)
Amplify - 2134
Dwetzel - 3,2,1,4

2
InsuremePlz - Terrified of Justin Beeber*
Mikechike - Give me a multi-year world tour... if you ever want to see your daughters alive again.

2
Saeco - crydate
Younguns87 - Why's the girl in the middle not crying?

Aces
Akson - Ewww, what is this wetness I am feeling
Booker Woodfox - 3 out of 3 women surveyed said Bieber has a small wang
Eyebooger - I can't think of a funny caption, so let's just all agree that Justin Bieber sucks.
Toedder - WHERE DO ALL THOSE ONIONS COME FROM?!?
Kioshk - He's prettier than we are.
Tom1975 - "Sorry ladies, I'm gay"
Kokiri - Who farted?*

score!

Mike gets in to the lead despite missing the bonus, and the board gets a bit more spread out.

Scoreboard
15 Mikechike
14 Tom1975
13 Booker Woodfox
12 Kioshk
12 Saeco
11 Eyebooger
11 Younguns87
11 Amplify
10 Akson
10 InsuremePlz
8 Toedder
8 Dwetzel
7 Kokiri

because HE CAN'T WEAR WHITE anymore nahmean. wrong forum for fashion jokes maybe.

I went with "what would Jerry Sandusky say?" there

Question 6 had a lot of potential with its wackiness and pog didn't disappoint. In the end I just couldn't separate the simple brilliance of Toedder's entry with the longer but still hilarious entry of Kokiri so in the end I'm awarding a bonus point to both of them. Toedder gets listed as the official winner mostly just because I'm a southpark fan.


...meanwhile in Russia… -Toedder

Honorable Mention
Kokiri - I'll give you he's walking on water, but i really think Jesus would have a better sense of style.*

oops.... wait thats a forrest gump reference isnt it? if so i have to group it

no, it's a you can't wear white after labor day joke, no grouping