Top name on my RB list for ages, fairly certain he had a long enough career which with at least one owl should surely have at least one 1k season to help matters

Dorsey Levens

**** me

I dunno, Jalen Hurts there yet?

#35 on receiving list with 11,834 yards

#70 on receiving list with 9,174 yards

Misses out by just 46 yards, ouch strike 2!

Nope, he is 334 passing yards short strike 2!

Josh Jacobs

#72 on rushing list with 6,874 yards

Mike Pruitt

#61 on rushing list with 7,378 yards

Doug Baldwin

Irving Fryar

Gary Danielson

Down to one life so at yolo stage

Alshon Jeffrey

And that's me done

Status of right-wrong on the remainder of my shortlist

Passing - 2-1
Rushing - 8-3 (one actually very close to receiving but nope)
Receiving - 13-9

Charley Taylor

Misses out by 438 yards strike 1!

#22 on receiving list with 12,785 yards

He only has 13,764 passing yards strike 1!

Misses out by 215 yards, gg, thanks for playing!

#72 on receiving list with 9,110 yards

Updated list:

Emmitt Smith
Tom Brady
Walter Payton
Payton Manning
Eli Manning
Jerry Rice
Dan Marino
Drew Brees
OJ Simpson
Jim Brown
Randy Moss
Joe Montana
Brett Favre
Patrick Mahomes
Larry Fitzgerald
Barry Sanders
Aaron Rodgers
John Elway
Eric Dickerson
Fran Tarkenton
Johnny Unitas
Jay Cutler
Derrick Henry
Mashawn Lynch
Marshall Faulk
Lamar Jackson
LaDainian Tomlinson
Franco Harris
Rob Gronkowski
Kurt Warner
Terrell Owens
Calvin Johnson
Marvin Harrison
Troy Aikman
Adrian Peterson
Michael Irvin
Jerome Bettis
Odell Beckham Jr.
Demaryius Thomas
Philip Rivers
Travis Kelce
Marcus Allen
Lynn Swann XXX
Davante Adams
Matt Ryan
Steve Largent
Jim Kelly
Antonio Brown
Ben Roethlisberger
Kirk Cousins
Tim Brown
Mike Evans
Tyreek Hill
Frank Gore
Julio Jones
Russell Wilson
Ken Stabler
Phil Simms
Joe Flacco
Chad Johnson
Dan Fouts
Earl Campbell
Kellen Winslow XXX
Warrick Dunn
Tony Gonzalez
Tony Dorset
Cris Carter
Isaac Bruce
Drew Bledsoe
Steve Young
Michael Vick
Antonio Gates
Julian Edelman XXX
Sonny Jurgensen
Fred Biletnikoff
Steve Smith Sr
AJ Green
Daryle Lamonica
Dez Bryant
Thurman Thomas
Matthew Stafford
Andre Rison
Andy Dalton
Carson Palmer
Boomer Esiason
Anquan Boldin
Torry Holt
Fred Taylor
Sterling Sharpe
Don Meredith
John Riggins
Len Dawson
Warren Moon
Jared Goff
Terry Bradshaw
Randall Cunningham
Reggie Wayne
Gale Sayers XXX
DK Metcalf XXX
Shaun Alexander
Donovan McNabb
Curtis Martin
Steve McNair
Edgerrin James
DeMarco Murray
Le'Veon Bell
Joe Namath
Bart Starr
Dave Krieg
Ezekiel Elliot
Joe Theismann
Herschel Walker
Josh Allen
Daunte Culpepper
Don Hutson
Bob Griese
Jason Witten
Jimmy Graham
Tony Romo
Lance Alworth
Dak Prescott
Eddie George
John Hadl
Cam Newton
Vinny Testaverde
Steven Jackson
Emmanuel Sanders
Roger Staubach
Chuck Foreman
Lawrence McCutcheon
Andre Johnson
Ricky Williams
Christian McCaffrey
Ryan Fitzpatrick
DeSean Jackson
Jamal Lewis
Chris Collingsworth XXX
Y.A. Tittle
Curt Warner
Wes Welker
Hines Ward
Art Monk
Larry Csonka
Mark Brunell
Roman Gabriel
Cooper Kupp
Alex Smith
Derek Carr
Jeff Garcia
Andrew Luck
Mark Rypien
Keyshawn Johnson
LeSean McCoy
Marion Motley XXX
Darren Sproles XXX
Cliff Branch
Tiki Barber
Bernie Kosar
Joe Mixon
Joey Galloway
Maurice Jones-Drew
Danny White
Mike Alstott
Stefon Diggs
Steve Grogan
Deuce McAllister
Donald Driver
Jim Harbaugh
Matt Hasselbeck
DeAndre Hopkins
Jim McMahon
Shannon Sharpe
Ricky Watters
Matt Schaub
Andre Reed
Thomas Jones
Marques Colston
Priest Holmes
Brad Johnson
James Lofton
Jim Hart
Dan Pastorini
Steve Bartowski
Todd Gurley
Brian Sipe
Santana Moss
Kerry Collins
Otto Graham
Saquon Barkley
Amari Cooper
Corey Dillon
Keenan Allen
Jake Plummer
Jon Kitna
Charlie Joiner
Terrell Davis
Plaxico Burress
Archie Manning
Rich Gannon
Trent Green
Baker Mayfield
Ryan Tannehill
Arian Foster
Craig Morton
Drew Pearson
Clinton Portis
George Blanda
Doug Flutie XXX
TJ Houshmandzadeh
Greg Olsen
Billy Kilmer
Jamaal Charles
Trent Dilfer
Jameis Winston
Jay Novacek XXX
Brian Westbrook
Doug Williams
Mark Duper
Mark Clayton
Brandon Marshall
Wes Chandler
Carson Wentz
Jordy Nelson
Jeff George
Joe Burrow
Vincent Jackson
Chris Johnson
Deshaun Watson
Jim Everett
Ozzie Newsome
Ottis Anderson
Stephen Davis
Roddy White
Nick Foles XXX
Ahman Green
Roger Craig
Willis McGahee
Matt Cassel
Jarvis Landry
Ron Jaworski
Ed McCaffrey
Garrison Hearst
Alvin Kamara
Norm Van Brocklin
John Stallworth
Ken Anderson
Bert Jones
Jake Delhomme
Brandin Cooks
Jeff Hostetler
Adam Thielen
Geno Smith
Austin Ekeler XXX
Hugh McElhenny
Robert Smith
Sammy Baugh
Jim Plunkett
Stan Humphries
T.Y. Hilton
Rod Smith
Carl Pickens
Elvis Grbac
Tyler Lockett
Harold Carmichael
Wayne Chrebet
Earnest Byner
Don Maynard
Herman Moore
Dorsey Levens XXX
Jalen Hurts XXX
Josh Jacobs
Mike Pruitt
Doug Baldwin
Irving Fryar
Gary Danielson XXX
Alshon Jeffrey XXX
Charley Taylor

5 players left, bolt the only person with 0 strikes


12 players:

bolt (0)
AK (1)
Insanity (1)
nails (1)
eb (2)

Amani Toomer

Kyler Murray

Jack Kemp

Paul Warfield

That was my last jersey. I have no one to blame but myself for waiting.

*edit*

Actually I have one more jersey but I'm afraid to guess him.

#65 on receiving list with 9,497 yards

#121 on passing list with 19,498 yards

#110 on passing list with 21,218 yards

#93 on receiving list with 8,565 yards

eb owes 2 picks but as he's on strike 2 just guess 1 at a time incase first one is wrong

Bobby Layne