Originally Posted by Ed Hochuli Mod
During the events of today's day period, during which period the players in the game entitled HyperMegaELIte SE Crossover Werewolf Game 3.0 were entitled to post pursuant to the rules and conditions set forth in the Compendium Of Laws And Customs Of The National Football League (which herein may or may not be referred to as 'The NFL Rulebook'), which day period commenced after the conclusion of the night period immediately preceding today's day period (which happened today) and immediately following yesterday's day period (which happened yesterday, i.e., the day before today and immediately prior to yesterday's night period, which also happened today), there were numerous infractions of Rule 67.1 of the NFL Rulebook. Following a careful review of the Appendix to the Compendium of Laws and Customs of the National Football League (which herein may or may not be referred to as the 'Appendix'), I have conducted a weighing of the equities, as they are described and otherwise defined, and sometimes limited or expanded by amendment to the Appendix or by application of the equities perceived in my discretion and authority, where such authority exists or may exist, as the case may be and as set forth ab initio in the Supplemental Appendix to the Compendium of Laws and Customs of the National Football League (which herein may or may not be referred to as the 'Supplemental Appendix'), and I have determined that, as modified by the Revised Supplemental Appendix to the Compendium of Laws and Customs of the National Football League (which herein may or may not be referred to as the 'Revised Supplemental Appendix'), the following punishments are mandated.
First, pursuant to Rule 67.1(f)(2) of the NFL Rulebook as modified and supplemented by the Appendix, Supplemental Appendix and Revised Supplemental Appendix, there was a personal foul, fanerio aka zeestein, intentional posting of vaginal pornography (colloquially referred to as a 'SNATCH' or 'BOX SHOT') in the field of play. This personal foul resulted in a BAN during the course of an ongoing competition, which is a separate violation of Rule 1,567.6(a). Rule 1,567.6(a) states, in pertinent part, that any player receiving a ban during competition, which ban is not subject to any of the enumerated limiting factors set forth in subsection (b) of Rule 1,567.6, and except where the ban is revoked during the same day or night of the ongoing competition as set forth in subsection (c) of Rule 1,567.6, shall be subject to immediate substitution of the first available substitute player who has filed the appropriate clearing and medical documents with the appropriate agencies and entities appointed pursuant to the NFL Rulebook to oversee the admission of such players to such games. It is therefore mandated by rule that fanerio aka zeestein shall be replaced by an able-bodied and appropriately certified substitute player, effective immediately. Following apprpriate review of the relevant and previosuly filed personnel documents referenced herein, which include as previously indicated clearing and medical documents appropriately filed with the appropriate agencies and/or entities, as the case may be though often is modified by application of provisos found in the Substitution Appendix to the Compendium of Laws and Customs of the National Football League (which herein may or may not be referred to as the 'Substitution Appendix' (which is not the Appendix, the Supplemental Appendix, or the Revised Supplemental Appendix (but is, instead, the Substitution Appendix, which should not be confused with the three (3) previously listed (enumerated) Appendices (plural)) ut2010 will replace fanerio aka zeestein effective immediately.
Second, pursuant to Rule 67.1(f)(3) of the NFL Rulebook as modified and supplemented by the Appendix, Supplemental Appendix and Revised Supplemental Appendix, there was a personal foul, C-Viggity, intentional re-posting of vaginal pornography ('SNATCH' or 'BOX SHOT') in the field of play. This personal foul also resulted in a BAN during the course of an ongoing competition, which is a separate violation of Rule 1,567.6(a). Rule 1,567.6(a) states, as already indicated, in pertinent part, that any player receiving a ban during competition, which ban is not subject to any of the enumerated limiting factors set forth in subsection (b) of Rule 1,567.6, and except where the ban is revoked during the same day or night of the ongoing competition as set forth in subsection (c) of Rule 1,567.6, shall be subject to immediate substitution of the first available substitute player who has filed the appropriate clearing and medical documents with the appropriate agencies and entities appointed pursuant to the NFL Rulebook to oversee the admission of such players to such games. However, because this violation is mitigated by C-Viggity's effort to alert other players and fans to the Not Safe For Work ('NSFW') nature of the offending vaginal pornography ('SNATCH' or 'BOX SHOT') that was posted in the field of play in violation of Rule 67.1(f)(2) of the NFL Rulebook, C-Viggity will not be substituted out of this game.
Third, pursuant to Rule 1,567.6(a), which again, as indicated two (2) times perviously, states, in pertinent part, that any player receiving a ban during competition, which ban is not subject to any of the enumerated limiting factors set forth in subsection (b) of Rule 1,567.6, and except where the ban is revoked during the same day or night of the ongoing competition as set forth in subsection (c) of Rule 1,567.6, shall be subject to immediate substitution of the first available substitute player who has filed the appropriate clearing and medical documents with the appropriate agencies and entities appointed pursuant to the NFL Rulebook to oversee the admission of such players to such games, there was a personal foul, dyeanimator, inadvertent BAN during the course of an ongoing competition. Because this ban was revoked prior to the end of today's day period, during which period the players in the game to which I have already referred, entitled HyperMegaELIte SE Crossover Werewolf Game 3.0, were entitled to post pursuant to the rules and conditions set forth in the NFL Rulebook, and which period immediately preceded the current night period (i.e., the period during which the players in the game to which I have already referred are not entitled to post pursuant to the rules and conditions set forth in the NFL Rulebook (which shall immediately precede the subsequent day period which will follow today's night period, which is currently following today's earlie day period)), pursuant to subsection (c) of Rule 1,567.6, otherwise cited as Rule 1,567.6(c) of the NFL Rulebook, dyeanimator will not be substituted out of this game.
Because I have clearly outlined the rules, covenants, and amendments thereof that are applicable subject to either equitable or required conditions, or both, which clarifications have, I hope, illuminated any previous vagueries which may or may not have been understood as being applicable or comprehensively comprehended, as the case may be, further violations of the covenants and rules relating to in-game BANs will result in similar punishments where, in my discretion and/or authority, such punishments are determined to be appropriate in releveant situations which may arise, but are not required to arise, in the near future (the term 'near future' being appropriately circumscribed to refer only to the current game to which I have already referred, entitled HyperMegaELIte SE Crossover Werewolf Game 3.0, and in no case to be interpreted to apply to future games of the same, similar, related, or wholly unrelated names, as the case may be, which may occur but are not required to occur, in the future ('future' being likewise circumscribed so as not to refer to the past, near-past, present, perceived present, near-future-past, alternate past, or to any other period of time other than the period herein already precisely referred)).
Please conduct yourselves accordingly.
IT IS STILL NIGHT. DO NOT POST.
