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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.

OK, I won't.....

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11-13-2006 , 04:00 AM

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neuroman

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1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.

LOL SPECULATIONS

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2) Is bisexual

LOL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

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3) Is divorced

LOL LITIGATIONS

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4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)

LOL LONG VACATIONS

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What are the chances this date goes well?

LOL MASTURBATIONS

solid [censored] gold

btw kyro, good job on the updates.

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11-13-2006 , 12:51 PM

#329

Frinkenstein

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Wow, I just discovered this thread... Awesome!

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11-13-2006 , 01:36 PM

#330

Our House

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seriously. ever since i met this girl, she's thrown up at dinner, got hit by a car in a hospital parking lot, and had her nose fractured by her clumsy ass boyfriend.

Kyro = Happy Gilmore?

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11-16-2006 , 01:35 PM

#331

kyro

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Brag - I stayed over last night.

Beat - Her kid took up the entire bed and almost pushed me off.

Me = second fiddle.

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11-16-2006 , 01:38 PM

#332

Zurvan

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Me = second fiddle.

^^^ Preview of life after kids, my friend.

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11-16-2006 , 02:45 PM

#333

amplify

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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.

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11-16-2006 , 03:46 PM

#334

kyro

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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.

Interesting. Why do you feel this way?

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11-16-2006 , 04:08 PM

#335

amplify

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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.

Interesting. Why do you feel this way?

Because women with young children should not put guys that they've had a couple of dates with (have you even had a couple of dates yet?) into the daddy role like that. It's a fantastic way to screw up a kid, giving him a different daddy figure all the time.

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11-16-2006 , 04:13 PM

#336

kyro

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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.

Interesting. Why do you feel this way?

Fair enough.

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11-16-2006 , 08:19 PM

#337

Our House

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Beat - Her kid took up the entire bed and almost pushed me off.

Did the kid wake up with a bloody nose?

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11-17-2006 , 06:53 PM

#338

ajml

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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.

No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.

Want to make a bet her phone number is 603-6xx-x866

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11-17-2006 , 07:06 PM

#339

kyro

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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.

No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.

Want to make a bet her phone number is 603-6xx-x866

You're thinking of the wrong girl, andrew.

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11-17-2006 , 07:07 PM

#340

kyro

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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.

No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.

Want to make a bet her phone number is 603-6xx-x866

You're thinking of the wrong girl, andrew.

Actually, that comment WAS referring to the first girl. So fair enough.

I haven't talked to her in like 2 months, though, so I'm not too concerned.

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11-17-2006 , 07:23 PM

#341

GetThere1Time

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wtf your personal life is in multiple forums now.

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11-17-2006 , 07:25 PM

#342

ajml

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damn it! Can we be friends on facebook I dont like Josh either

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11-17-2006 , 08:24 PM

#343

kyro

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wtf your personal life is in multiple forums now.

I don't mind. I'm an attention whore.

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11-17-2006 , 11:54 PM

#344

SAchamp

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wtf your personal life is in multiple forums now.

I don't mind. I'm an attention whore.

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11-18-2006 , 01:20 AM

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ChrisV

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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.

Interesting. Why do you feel this way?

ya rly

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11-18-2006 , 04:12 AM

#346

TIEdup14

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who are these random kyro fanboys?

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11-18-2006 , 09:50 AM

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fnord_too

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who are these random kyro fanboys?

Gimmicks? Maybe one is the woman he's dating, that would be pretty damn funny.

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11-18-2006 , 01:28 PM

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Hornacek

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wtf kyro add me to facebook

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11-18-2006 , 02:37 PM

#349

kyro

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wtf kyro add me to facebook

Oh...that was you? I JUST rejected you because I had no idea wtf you were.

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11-18-2006 , 02:37 PM

#350

kyro

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who are these random kyro fanboys?

I apparently went to school with ajml. I have no idea who SA is, though.

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