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Old 11-10-2006, 09:59 PM   #326
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Kyro needs a new title..

how about : pwning noses

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Old 11-12-2006, 09:51 PM   #327
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OMG.

I just got a call from her today.

Apparently, she fractured her nose last night. And by she, I mean I, and by her, I still mean her.

Mom, don't read this.
OK, I won't.....
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:00 AM   #328
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1) Randomly requested to be my friend on myspace.
LOL SPECULATIONS

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2) Is bisexual
LOL SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS

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3) Is divorced
LOL LITIGATIONS

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4) Is moving back to Orlando in one month (I live in NH)
LOL LONG VACATIONS

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What are the chances this date goes well?
LOL MASTURBATIONS
solid [censored] gold

btw kyro, good job on the updates.
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Old 11-13-2006, 12:51 PM   #329
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Wow, I just discovered this thread... Awesome!
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Old 11-13-2006, 01:36 PM   #330
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seriously. ever since i met this girl, she's thrown up at dinner, got hit by a car in a hospital parking lot, and had her nose fractured by her clumsy ass boyfriend.
Kyro = Happy Gilmore?
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Old 11-16-2006, 01:35 PM   #331
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Brag - I stayed over last night.

Beat - Her kid took up the entire bed and almost pushed me off.

Me = second fiddle.
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Old 11-16-2006, 01:38 PM   #332
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Me = second fiddle.
^^^ Preview of life after kids, my friend.
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Old 11-16-2006, 02:45 PM   #333
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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:46 PM   #334
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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.
Interesting. Why do you feel this way?
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:08 PM   #335
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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.
Interesting. Why do you feel this way?
Because women with young children should not put guys that they've had a couple of dates with (have you even had a couple of dates yet?) into the daddy role like that. It's a fantastic way to screw up a kid, giving him a different daddy figure all the time.
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Old 11-16-2006, 04:13 PM   #336
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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.
Interesting. Why do you feel this way?
Because women with young children should not put guys that they've had a couple of dates with (have you even had a couple of dates yet?) into the daddy role like that. It's a fantastic way to screw up a kid, giving him a different daddy figure all the time.
Fair enough.
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Old 11-16-2006, 08:19 PM   #337
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Beat - Her kid took up the entire bed and almost pushed me off.
Did the kid wake up with a bloody nose?
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Old 11-17-2006, 06:53 PM   #338
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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.
No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.
Want to make a bet her phone number is 603-6xx-x866
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:06 PM   #339
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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.
No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.
Want to make a bet her phone number is 603-6xx-x866
You're thinking of the wrong girl, andrew.
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:07 PM   #340
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Link to her myspace?

Also, a trip report will obviously be required.
No and depends.

I will not be trainwrecked.
Want to make a bet her phone number is 603-6xx-x866
You're thinking of the wrong girl, andrew.
Actually, that comment WAS referring to the first girl. So fair enough.

I haven't talked to her in like 2 months, though, so I'm not too concerned.
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:23 PM   #341
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wtf your personal life is in multiple forums now.
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Old 11-17-2006, 07:25 PM   #342
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damn it! Can we be friends on facebook I dont like Josh either
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Old 11-17-2006, 08:24 PM   #343
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wtf your personal life is in multiple forums now.
I don't mind. I'm an attention whore.
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:54 PM   #344
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I don't mind. I'm an attention whore.
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:20 AM   #345
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Waitasecond.

I don't know whether you slept with her and her kid or just with her kid but either one is probably inappropriate.
Interesting. Why do you feel this way?
Because women with young children should not put guys that they've had a couple of dates with (have you even had a couple of dates yet?) into the daddy role like that. It's a fantastic way to screw up a kid, giving him a different daddy figure all the time.
ya rly
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Old 11-18-2006, 04:12 AM   #346
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who are these random kyro fanboys?
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Old 11-18-2006, 09:50 AM   #347
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who are these random kyro fanboys?
Gimmicks? Maybe one is the woman he's dating, that would be pretty damn funny.
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Old 11-18-2006, 01:28 PM   #348
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wtf kyro add me to facebook
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:37 PM   #349
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wtf kyro add me to facebook
Oh...that was you? I JUST rejected you because I had no idea wtf you were.
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Old 11-18-2006, 02:37 PM   #350
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who are these random kyro fanboys?
I apparently went to school with ajml. I have no idea who SA is, though.
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