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02-05-2017 , 04:50 PM
goddamn it
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02-05-2017 , 04:51 PM
This is going in the disaster pile
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02-05-2017 , 04:51 PM
anybody have a match?
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02-05-2017 , 04:52 PM
Xander takes a tumble, D1iab in a familiar spot

Scores after question 5:

D1iabol1cal - 45
nails - 45
Aaronk56's Son - 44
IBeDrummin - 44
KB - 43
ArcticKnight - 40
TK - 40
iversonian - 37
Tank the crank - 37
Precept2 - 35
iraisetoomuch - 34
xander biscuits - 34
True North - 33
eyebooger - 32
Mrs Spackler - 32
Mrs Fizzle - 32
JMurder3 - 30
biggerboat - 27
warped - 27
DarkMagus - 24
aaronk56 - 20
Booker Wolfbox - 18
e_holle - 17
rtspurs - 16
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02-05-2017 , 04:52 PM
"Look who's walking"

who ever heard of that movie?!
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02-05-2017 , 04:53 PM
6. Name an essential piece of baby equipment



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02-05-2017 , 04:54 PM
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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02-05-2017 , 04:55 PM
I learned that in non-USA#1 countries, "cot" = "crib"

Odd, given that by US definitions they are polar opposite sleeping devices.

Question 6: Name an essential piece of baby equipment

Crib - 16
aaronk56
Aaronk56's Son
ArcticKnight
Booker Wolfbox
eyebooger
iraisetoomuch
JMurder3
True North
xander biscuits
rtspurs
Tank the crank
nails
D1iabol1cal
KB
IBeDrummin
warped

stroller - 3
biggerboat
Mrs Spackler
TK

diaper - 3
iversonian
Precept2
DarkMagus

ACES:

Baby gate - e_holle
Car Seat - Mrs Fizzle
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02-05-2017 , 04:56 PM
I like the MTV show "cots"
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02-05-2017 , 04:56 PM
Sometimes things just blow up in your face.

Be thankful when the individual causing such things is wearing Pampers instead of going au naturel.
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02-05-2017 , 04:56 PM
7. Name something I should do when baby proofing the house.

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02-05-2017 , 04:58 PM
Question 7: Name something I should do when baby proofing the house.

Cover electrical outlets - 10
e_holle
True North
xander biscuits
Booker Wolfbox
iversonian
eyebooger
rtspurs
Mrs Spackler
nails
warped

Baby Gates - 5
aaronk56
Aaronk56's Son
Precept2
DarkMagus
KB

Lock the cabinets - 5
D1iabol1cal
TK
JMurder3
biggerboat
IBeDrummin

ACES:

move things higher - ArcticKnight
cover sharp edges - iraisetoomuch
Get rid of your coffee table - Mrs Fizzle
Cover the doorknobs - Tank the crank
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02-05-2017 , 04:58 PM
oh **** I didn't answer "hide the liquor".

Edit: Phew!
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02-05-2017 , 04:59 PM
D1iab believes poison the greater danger and misses the sheep.

Scores after question 7:

nails - 71
D1iabol1cal - 66
Aaronk56's Son - 65
IBeDrummin - 65
KB - 64
xander biscuits - 60
True North - 59
eyebooger - 58
ArcticKnight - 57
Tank the crank - 54
warped - 53
iraisetoomuch - 51
JMurder3 - 51
iversonian - 50
TK - 48
Mrs Spackler - 45
Booker Wolfbox - 44
Precept2 - 43
rtspurs - 42
aaronk56 - 41
biggerboat - 35
Mrs Fizzle - 34
DarkMagus - 32
e_holle - 28
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02-05-2017 , 04:59 PM
I was deciding between power outlets and sharp edges for that question

made the right choice, not that it makes too much difference at this point
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02-05-2017 , 04:59 PM
Not last!
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02-05-2017 , 05:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xander biscuits
I was deciding between power outlets and sharp edges for that question

made the right choice, not that it makes too much difference at this point
You should be taking notes
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02-05-2017 , 05:00 PM
8. Carl Jr. will be trained as an expert sheeper from birth. What will be his first word?

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02-05-2017 , 05:01 PM
In writing this question, I thought it would basically be interpreted as "name a sheep meme" which didn't exactly happen.

Question 8: Carl Jr. will be trained as an expert sheeper from birth. What will be his first word?

Sheep - 11
Aaronk56's Son
ArcticKnight
eyebooger
JMurder3
rtspurs
xander biscuits
Mrs Spackler
Precept2
KB
IBeDrummin
warped

mama - 5
iversonian
True North
aaronk56
DarkMagus
TK

Daddy - 2
D1iabol1cal
iraisetoomuch

ACES:

3.5 - biggerboat
Apple - Booker Wolfbox
ZOMG - e_holle
milk - Mrs Fizzle
Mush! - Tank the crank
Trump - nails
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02-05-2017 , 05:02 PM
Covering electrical outlets is the most overrated outdated child safety measure. Still do it, but not top 10 most important.
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02-05-2017 , 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMurder3
Covering electrical outlets is the most overrated outdated child safety measure. Still do it, but not top 10 most important.
Just don't give them metal forks or knives and you'll be fine.
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02-05-2017 , 05:04 PM
I always imagine everybody other than me answering these questions live at the reveal. Then when a joke answer comes in to ruin someone's lead I always think "Wow, they really **** the bed on purpose there"
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02-05-2017 , 05:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JMurder3
Covering electrical outlets is the most overrated outdated child safety measure. Still do it, but not top 10 most important.
Got to protect the babies from sticking their favorite knife or screwdriver into an outlet.

Last edited by Aaronk56's Son; 02-05-2017 at 05:05 PM. Reason: dammit booker
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02-05-2017 , 05:04 PM
9. How much will a year of college cost by the time Carl Jr. is ready to attend?

Right now, the average cost to attend the University of Colorado is $29,215, including room and board. College tuition is increasing faster than inflation, at about 5%

I think that means ~72 K in 18 years? Yowza
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02-05-2017 , 05:06 PM
Question 9: How much will a year of college cost by the time Carl Jr. is ready to attend?

$100,000 - 8
aaronk56
Aaronk56's Son
rtspurs
True North
eyebooger
Precept2
TK
IBeDrummin

350,000 - 4
biggerboat
Booker Wolfbox
iraisetoomuch
DarkMagus

$50000 - 3
D1iabol1cal
KB
ArcticKnight

$40,000 - 2
e_holle
Tank the crank

ACES:

$350 because of socialism - iversonian
$35,000 - JMurder3
$1 million - xander biscuits
60,000 - Mrs Spackler
$32,000 - Mrs Fizzle
$200K - nails
Nothing/Free - warped
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