I swear to god this just happened. I'm playing on a random table on BBO. I open 1C in third seat with a crushing one-suiter (xx x AK AKQJxxxx) and LHO overcalls 2H. This proves to be STRONG obviously. Her hand was AJxxx AKQJxx Jx -, ldo.
So far so standardly ******ed. But then....
I open 1S first seat. She bids 2H, alerted. I question the alert and she explains "weak two". No word of a lie.
We end up in 4S on this layout:
Code:
8752
52
KT76
K42
6 AJ4
KQ98764 JT3
Q2 AJ83
T93 J86
KQT93
A
954
AQ75
How I made 11 tricks here I leave as an exercise for the reader. After all you'll never learn if I hold your hand all the time.