Yes, cadence! Thanks janny

Also

PETRUCHIO: Come, come, you wasp, i’faith you are too angry.
KATHERINE: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
PETRUCHIO: My remedy is then to pluck it out.
KATHERINE: Ay, if the fool could find where it lies.
PETRUCHIO: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.
KATHERINE: In his tongue.
PETRUCHIO: Whose tongue?
KATHERINE: Yours, if you talk of tales, and so farewell.
PETRUCHIO: What, with my tongue in your tail?

As I was saying, modern day shakespeare

Guess nobody appreciates shakespeare these days

Category 9 - Something You Almost Submitted In A Prior Category

	Entrant	Artist	Song	Link	Old Rank	Change	Total Change
1	JMurder3	GZA	Duel of the Iron Mic	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyxBCzLh-Tc	9	8	6
2	JimHalpert	Jenny Lewis	You Are What You Love	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0gLt8j-45s	3	1	1
3	Jabonator	Damien Rice	Cannonball	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yqM--IMkX4	14	11	6
4	Jonnyd	Grimes	Genesis	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKyNGSPX_8g	13	9	30
5	Legend42	Bruce Springsteen	O Mary Don't You Weep	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_NDH5H0RuE	2	3	19
6	Tappokone	Johnny Cash	The Man Comes Around	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgfWvwP6vHc	19	13	21
7	Fnord_too	Versus Them	6AM Salvation	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TkcEzfgAeA	7	0	7
8	Nick Royale	Max Richter	Infra 5	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck3LEm8p3y4	6	2	9
9	LKJ	Adam Carolla & Norm MacDonald	Coward of the County	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ9fPnzcMHk	24	15	21
10	Loosekanen	Loosekanen	먼지가 되어	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZTZsO78XkM	5	5	39
11	Mexineil	The Streets	Blinded By Lights	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe95yskUoI	1	10	23
12	Bloobird	Sophe Lux	Target Market	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrIpb1JyxSE	8	4	2
13	72o	Animal Collective	What Would I Want? Sky	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSmuzEzeAeY	16	3	4
14	Quarrr	Angels	Within Temptation	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Vbj_mbMIc	4	10	2
15	ChrisV	Slovo	Whisper	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=296JPbPjkRc	10	5	16
16	Suqata08	A Silent Film	Rustle of the Stars	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thCKuBENcRM	11	5	29
17	Hero Value	Foo Fighters	Hey! Johnny Park	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtPVw2oKW4	12	5	8
18	GimmeDat	Kid Ink	Money and the Power	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw7eiYrnNK8	15	3	8
19	Aksdal	Joni Mitchell	Both Sides Now	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcrEqIpi6sg	22	3	5
20	UncleDynamite	Portal	Still Alive	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI	18	1	23
21	LenC	South Park	Minorities	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXrDLTSMVvA	21	0	2
22	Tweedybirdd	MGMT	Future Reflections	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3QQ6Aoy2pc	20	2	20
23	Duckburg	Tim Christensen	Right Next To The Right One	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIoW4Nel2v0&fmt=18	17	6	18
24	Hurp Durpington	Glee	It's All Coming Back To Me Now	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxzWv2PAM0Q	23	1	27

- Sorry for taking so long, I found this one really difficult to rerank, and there are some really drastic changes.

- Duel of the Iron Mic takes its rightful place at the top. Liquid Swords is one of my favourite albums ever (and is objectively speaking a top 5 hip hop album imo), and I'd definitely suggest it to anyone interested in the genre. The atmosphere is so dark and grimy and the lyrics are consistently fantastic. My power rankings for the album probably look something like this:
1. 4th Chamber
2. Cold World
3. Swordsman
4. Liquid Swords
5. I Gotcha Back

- Cannonball has shot up the rankings by virtue of it being excellent. Imo it still doesn't hold a candle to I Remember, but then again not much does.

- Similarly I said at the time that Genesis isn't as good as Oblivion, but I stopped worrying about that and learned to love Genesis for what it is. Which is a damn good song.

- Boy was I wrong about The Man Comes Around, I definitely ****ed up my initial ranking of that.

- Blinded By Lights wasn't a stayer, I think just due to the type of song/format it is, it's less repeatable than other tracks. Still pretty unfortunate to get knocked down so badly. Meanwhile LKJ's comedy submission still has me laughing whenever it comes on.

- Really though this is super deep, there are songs throughout the rankings I definitely like more than I did 6 months ago, and they lost marks.

I'm going to try and put together a list of my top 50 songs from this walrus over the next day or two, and assign some extra bonus points due to eliteness, and of course further rig the rankings

I has another sad, demoting Whisper 5 places

I know it's your walrus but HOW DARE YOU

Good job on the re-reveal

I think what made this a GOAT level Walrus, aside from excellent write-ups, was that the categories were really good. None of those categories where you have to listen to a bunch of stuff you don't like in order to find the song you dislike the least.

Inb4 someone quotes me from the sign-up complaining about the categories

I think the funniest part of the Coward of the County recap might be the Gatlin boys just boldly going to the bar and hoisting a few (Norm: "oh yeah, that's great rape etiquette"), then literally laughing at Tommy when he comes in.

"There was three of them"

Also love them going on about the Gatlin brothers being a rival band

I think I just found a song for your next walrus while looking for UD songs.

Exactly this, including the 5 places, except just subbing in Whisper. Sad

lk paying the price for disrespecting the socceroos during the WC, I see

binkles: tell us you've been to see King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard and can give us the low-down on how good they are

I am a harsh judge, its true. Thanks for the PM Fnord, I'll give 'em a listen. And I feel absolutely terrible about everyone finishing deep in the red - I think the re-ranking hurt people with consistently good entries a lot.

And no tchaz I have not, but with a name like that how can you go wrong?

nice to see Coward of the County finally getting its due

I remember that song so well from my childhood.

i'd say, 'i win' but i don't think i even crack top 8 with my +30 so lolme lolbankles

Exactly - they seem to be from Melbourne which is why I asked. (Heard them for the first time last night on the radio.)

bump all the walrus threads with beautiful songs c'mon aussie c'mon