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01-03-2014 , 05:28 PM
we have people banned because sheep series

and people killed because of werewolf games

i think we can add walrus game to that list soon

really

i am honestly pissed off
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01-03-2014 , 05:29 PM
Didn't think we'd get much crappy pop, I was expecting more like stuff from

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THE EAGLES
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01-03-2014 , 05:30 PM
In 14th place scoring 4 points is...

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JMurder3 with Blow by Ke$ha

Shame rating: What would your parents say? Put some pants on.

You know what? I like some of Ke$ha's songs, a bit. Even Timber, which has ****ing Pitbull in it. This one, unfortunately for you, is not one of them and, for me, plays to all her weaknesses and none of her strengths.

Fun competition: let's guess how many STDs Ke$ha has! All guesses to the nearest hundred.
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01-03-2014 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
For You Entertainment by Adam Lambert

Shame Rating: Have you come out to your parents yet?

Mehhhhhh quite monotonous pop trash. I get why it's supposed to be appealing, it's supposed to be throbbing and dark. But as someone who listens to some music that's actually throbbing and dark, this is just like any other pop song but without a real hook.[/SPOIL]
lol i have

bet you feel bad now
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01-03-2014 , 05:32 PM
In 13th place scoring 5 points is...

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Reddboiler with We Found Love by Rihanna

Shame Rating: Enough to go back to a guy who beat you. However much shame and self-loathing that is.

Not a fan of this one at all. I just don't like Rihanna's vocal style and Calvin Harris's production is disappointing.
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01-03-2014 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by lenC
How would I know? I'm just going by the Skrillex video.
Didn't get the reference obviously...
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01-03-2014 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by SuqAta8
lol i have

bet you feel bad now
No, it was a joke. You think that's bad, scroll up for child rape and and scroll down for domestic abuse.

Maybe I should feel bad...
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01-03-2014 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
Not a fan of this one at all. I just don't like Rihanna's vocal style
Uh oh
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01-03-2014 , 05:35 PM
i was thinking about submitting timber
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01-03-2014 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by kwami42
Uh oh
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01-03-2014 , 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Zayana
Didn't get the reference obviously...
Tried to search for it but to no avail. And now I probably have the American NSA on my ass for some weird google searches, oh well.
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01-03-2014 , 05:36 PM
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. I just don't like Rihanna's vocal style
Neither do I

I think she is over rated
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01-03-2014 , 05:38 PM
I'm starting to think AR is revealing this reverse, Willi wins etc.
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01-03-2014 , 05:38 PM
In 12th place scoring 6 points is...

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lenc with Naturally by Selena Gomez and The Scene

Shame rating: Wannabe pedo (she's of age now, but doesn't look it)

lenc included this:
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Please somehow reveal this anonymously.
Well I tried. I am of the opinion that Selena Gomez looks and sounds weird. She either looks like a 12 year old trying to look and sound 30 or a 20 year old trying to look and sound 12. Anyway, I find her sound really weird. This isn't terrible, but it's pretty close.
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01-03-2014 , 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by lenC
Tried to search for it but to no avail. And now I probably have the American NSA on my ass for some weird google searches, oh well.
Yeah, avoid those...
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01-03-2014 , 05:40 PM
In 11th place scoring 7 points is...

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kwami42 with Only Girl In The World by Rihanna

Shame rating: If she was the only girl in the world, would you really hit her around the kitchen?

I get why someone would like this but I don't. I find her vocals annoying, which is exactly the opposite intention and it dooms the track. As far as female vocal driven club bangers go I could throw a stick and hit fifty ones I prefer. I put this one above Selena on effort alone.

Kwami's misfire means there's a chance to close the gap!
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01-03-2014 , 05:42 PM
In 10th place scoring 8 points is...

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Zayana and gambit8888 with Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

Shame rating: Given up on life and taken up line dancing

Well now… Interesting strategy, stealing this from the signup thread. You’d assume I like it, right?

Wrong.

I have painful memories of this for reasons that I will explain.

My parents used to go line dancing on a weeknight and, not wanting to pay for a sitter, would drag me and my brother along. Many an evening was wasted sat at a table waiting for it to end. We were the only people under fifty in sight, and they only had about thirty songs that they would repeatedly play week after week. I'd only consider three of them remotely contemporary, 'Mambo no. 5', 'Livin La Vida Loca' and this. Over time my hate for it has subsided and it's almost a fun party song. Almost.
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01-03-2014 , 05:42 PM
hey lenc dont feel shame

i like this

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01-03-2014 , 05:43 PM
Spoiler:
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01-03-2014 , 05:44 PM
In 9th place scoring 9 points is...

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tappokone with I Hope You Die by The Bloodhound Gang

Shame rating: Having raw monkey sex in public

LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! Man, I had no idea what that song was about when it was originally released (I was 6).

As for this, it's pretty meh. The vocals are so deadpan and the instrumentation isn't very interesting either. I feel it wouldn't take so much to make this into a good song but they really went the wrong way with it. I suppose with it being so deadpan I'm supposed to find it funny. Meh.
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01-03-2014 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
In 10th place scoring 8 points is...

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Zayana and gambit8888 with Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

Shame rating: Given up on life and taken up line dancing

Well now… Interesting strategy, stealing this from the signup thread. You’d assume I like it, right?

Wrong.

I have painful memories of this for reasons that I will explain.

My parents used to go line dancing on a weeknight and, not wanting to pay for a sitter, would drag me and my brother along. Many an evening was wasted sat at a table waiting for it to end. We were the only people under fifty in sight, and they only had about thirty songs that they would repeatedly play week after week. I'd only consider three of them remotely contemporary, 'Mambo no. 5', 'Livin La Vida Loca' and this. Over time my hate for it has subsided and it's almost a fun party song. Almost.
Don't recall seeing this in the sign up thread actually... it's just a song I like that my daughter and I dance around too, which I find pretty embarrassing to admit I like.
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01-03-2014 , 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Alrighty Roo
In 12th place scoring 6 points is...

lenc with Naturally by Selena Gomez and The Scene

Shame rating: Wannabe pedo (she's of age now, but doesn't look it)

lenc included this:


Well I tried. I am of the opinion that Selena Gomez looks and sounds weird. She either looks like a 12 year old trying to look and sound 30 or a 20 year old trying to look and sound 12. Anyway, I find her sound really weird. This isn't terrible, but it's pretty close.
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01-03-2014 , 05:46 PM
In 8th place scoring 10 points is...

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Jabonator with Rosanna by Toto

Shame Rating: "No really, they have other songs apart from 'Africa and they're actually good"
"Get the **** out of my car, Jabonator"

Toto a guilty pleasure? Well, only if it's the kind of guilty pleasure that everyone admits liking. This is pretty meh, it only has a little of the epicness of 'Africa' or 'Hold The Line' creeping in.
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01-03-2014 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by JimHalpert
i like this
LOLJIM
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01-03-2014 , 05:47 PM
so this is where im confused about this category

cause imo the better the songs are and the more willing you are to listen to them, the less they are 'guilty pleasures'... idk
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