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#4 Game of Mafia Champions - Confirmation Thread #4 Game of Mafia Champions - Confirmation Thread

05-03-2014 , 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Missing Person
Actually, the "REMEMBER THAT GAME" was to remind Synonym of how he herped when he should've derped on his UC role claim that got him lynched off OZ not being able to send in his night actions on time.

And there is no coffee here. None.
I once played in a Game of Thrones themed game that had a mafia Hodor'd to death.
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05-03-2014 , 12:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Missing Person
Actually, the "REMEMBER THAT GAME" was to remind Synonym of how he herped when he should've derped on his UC role claim that got him lynched off OZ not being able to send in his night actions on time.

And there is no coffee here. None.
Are you a herper or are you a derper? Personal preference question.
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05-03-2014 , 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
I once played in a Game of Thrones themed game that had a mafia Hodor'd to death.
The herper/derper question also goes out to you, Shills. I will judge you as a human being AND as a mafia player based on this question.

I consider it one of the utmost importance.
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05-03-2014 , 12:36 PM
I'm obviously a Herper.

Not only is my prime minister's last name Harper, but the saying is 'Herp Derp' and I always come in first place.

I'm flipping your question back at you, dils. Alliteration encouraged, are you a Herper or a Derper?
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05-03-2014 , 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
I'm obviously a Herper.

Not only is my prime minister's last name Harper, but the saying is 'Herp Derp' and I always come in first place.

I'm flipping your question back at you, dils. Alliteration encouraged, are you a Herper or a Derper?
The key to being successful in life is to always do the unexpected and take advantage of your enemies' confidence in your actions.

A short story to clarify-

There once was a boy named timmy. Timmy always cried wolf when he was out watching the sheep in order to get the towns people to come out and hunt the wolf down. While they hunted the wolf, Timmy would run back to town and eat all the pies that were invariably sitting on the windowsills cooling. After awhile, the towns people figured out his schtick and ignored him.

See, you have to understand, townspeople like their pies. They will defend them with deadly force if need be. Who wouldn't?

What was Timmy's response? He cried out sheep. Confused, the townspeople came running out, only to see no Timmy and no sheep.

You see, little Timmy had taken the sheep with him back to town with saddlebags on their backs and loaded them all up with all the townspeoples valuables and pies.

Timmy was never seen again. It is rumored he now lives in Venezuela with the entire town's wealth in a hidden off shore bank account somewhere.

The sheep made for good meat pies.
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05-03-2014 , 12:48 PM
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05-03-2014 , 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Top Tier Tom
That is not a meat pie!
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05-03-2014 , 12:55 PM
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05-03-2014 , 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by dils
The sheep made for good meat pies.
Why did he steal their pies instead of just taking the sheep for pies?

Also, did the townspeople ever find the wolves?
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05-03-2014 , 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Lawrencelot
c-c-c-confirm
I didn't realize xkcd had forums, much less forums that play mafia. What are the games there like?
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05-03-2014 , 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
Honestly, I see the game of champions as a way to grow communities. I fully intend to play a game or a few on every forum whose representatives play well/seem fun. Glad it's having a positive effect for your forums. It's having no discernible effect on the somethingawful community because I am not going to ask if they have a spectator thread going.

As for pre-game shenanigans, it's always more fun with a friend and mine just got here.
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Originally Posted by dils
I will murder your face. With joy and puppy cuddles, of course. And thank you for the reminders. I always use invisible mode, especially as lurking is a totally viable strategy and always effective in every way.

~dils~
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05-03-2014 , 01:10 PM
I thought I had given bad reputation.
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05-03-2014 , 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
Honestly, I see the game of champions as a way to grow communities. I fully intend to play a game or a few on every forum whose representatives play well/seem fun. Glad it's having a positive effect for your forums. It's having no discernible effect on the somethingawful community because I am not going to ask if they have a spectator thread going.

As for pre-game shenanigans, it's always more fun with a friend and mine just got here.
You and your idealism disgust me
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05-03-2014 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
Why did he steal their pies instead of just taking the sheep for pies?

Also, did the townspeople ever find the wolves?
He did. It was a long term plan. Also because sheep are not fruit so therefore do not make good fruit pies.

There never were any wolves.

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Originally Posted by Shills
I didn't realize xkcd had forums, much less forums that play mafia. What are the games there like?
Probably full of snappy one-liners and rambling thoughts on love, life, the universe, and everything.
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05-03-2014 , 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Top Tier Tom
You and your idealism disgust me
The great thing about Mafia is that all sorts of people play it. I represent all the normal, functioning human beings. How about you?
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05-03-2014 , 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by dils
He did. It was a long term plan. Also because sheep are not fruit so therefore do not make good fruit pies.

There never were any wolves.
Well technically sheep have their seeds on the inside, so they're a fruit.

Sounds like a case of a bad [s]modding[/s] godding decision.

I am sure djarm67 from the atheist forums has a lot of thoughts on the matter and we'll hear every single one of them.

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Originally Posted by dils
Probably full of snappy one-liners and rambling thoughts on love, life, the universe, and everything.
I want to play a game on the xkcd forums if the mafia team is known as the Pythons and the town is known as the BASICs.
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05-03-2014 , 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
Well technically sheep have their seeds on the inside, so they're a fruit.

Sounds like a case of a bad [s]modding[/s] godding decision.

I am sure djarm67 from the atheist forums has a lot of thoughts on the matter and we'll hear every single one of them.
Wait so how do you make a meat pie then?!

Either way he wanted strawberry rhubarb pies and sheep don't make those. Unless G*D gave them hands, in which case they can do anything that He empowers them to.

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Originally Posted by Shills
I want to play a game on the xkcd forums if the mafia team is known as the Pythons and the town is known as the BASICs.
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05-03-2014 , 01:33 PM
j'accuse shills becausae hoooly **** person on the internet pulling cis rank

the rest of you are on notice except whoever told that kick ass sheep story

this is good pot mm
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05-03-2014 , 01:34 PM
batm is that you?
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05-03-2014 , 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
The great thing about Mafia is that all sorts of people play it. I represent all the normal, functioning human beings. How about you?
I represent the kindhearted troll faction

Let's play a game after this game
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05-03-2014 , 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Guild
j'accuse shills becausae hoooly **** person on the internet pulling cis rank

the rest of you are on notice except whoever told that kick ass sheep story


Also what the hell is cis rank?
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05-03-2014 , 01:42 PM
i made it up to confuse WARWILFS
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05-03-2014 , 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by dils
Wait so how do you make a meat pie then?!
You just have to find seedless animals. An easy test I perform is I cup the genitals gently while licking the ear of said animal. The saltier the ear, the more functional the genitals. It's a process, but do you really want to eat semen?

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Originally Posted by dils
Either way he wanted strawberry rhubarb pies and sheep don't make those. Unless G*D gave them hands, in which case they can do anything that He empowers them to.
Please use the acceptable form of YHWH's name. I will not stand for blasphemous acts in a game of all things. Also YHWH does not empower. YHWH commands.

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Originally Posted by Guild
j'accuse shills becausae hoooly **** person on the internet pulling cis rank

the rest of you are on notice except whoever told that kick ass sheep story

this is good pot mm
Look man, I get it. You made the picture in the OP and feel all powerful. But you have to understand that as a professional fake graphic designer, I can do a much better job. Also what the hell is cis rank and why should I care?

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Originally Posted by Top Tier Tom
I represent the kindhearted troll faction

Let's play a game after this game
I would love to, but I'm not going to travel to Erebor or wherever the hell all your Hobbit friends hang out.
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05-03-2014 , 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
Honestly, I see the game of champions as a way to grow communities. I fully intend to play a game or a few on every forum whose representatives play well/seem fun. Glad it's having a positive effect for your forums. It's having no discernible effect on the somethingawful community because I am not going to ask if they have a spectator thread going.

As for pre-game shenanigans, it's always more fun with a friend and mine just got here.

Good to hear that. I thought that was the purpose of being here - of being "champions" for a game instead of people that can further make it mocked. If someone wants to win by a programming "cheat", why aren't they just off playing some mod of an FPS? Life so empty that victories come at such a cost?

Hope to see you around for a bit.

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Originally Posted by dils
The key to being successful in life is to always do the unexpected and take advantage of your enemies' confidence in your actions.

A short story to clarify-

There once was a boy named timmy. Timmy always cried wolf when he was out watching the sheep in order to get the towns people to come out and hunt the wolf down. While they hunted the wolf, Timmy would run back to town and eat all the pies that were invariably sitting on the windowsills cooling. After awhile, the towns people figured out his schtick and ignored him.

See, you have to understand, townspeople like their pies. They will defend them with deadly force if need be. Who wouldn't?

What was Timmy's response? He cried out sheep. Confused, the townspeople came running out, only to see no Timmy and no sheep.

You see, little Timmy had taken the sheep with him back to town with saddlebags on their backs and loaded them all up with all the townspeoples valuables and pies.

Timmy was never seen again. It is rumored he now lives in Venezuela with the entire town's wealth in a hidden off shore bank account somewhere.

The sheep made for good meat pies.
I'm pretty sure this is the beginning of the legend of Lex Luthor stealing forty pies (that's pretty bad of him).
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05-03-2014 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Shills
You just have to find seedless animals. An easy test I perform is I cup the genitals gently while licking the ear of said animal. The saltier the ear, the more functional the genitals. It's a process, but do you really want to eat semen?
This is why I only eat ewes. There is no seed to spill.

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Originally Posted by Shills
Please use the acceptable form of YHWH's name. I will not stand for blasphemous acts in a game of all things. Also YHWH does not empower. YHWH commands.
You are not HE. I shall speak of him as HE commands me to.

Are you also arguing that G*D cannot give sheep the power to make strawberry rhubarb pies? Are you saying that there are limits to HIS power?
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