but i would have accepted it...

where do werewolves keep their smartphones?

watched seasons 1 and half of 2 of lost like 5 years ago, should i finish

soclose

Well I mean I'm a villager so if you wanna be villabros fine.

But pocketing is when a wolf calls a villager a villager in the hopes of "getting them into their pocket" so that the villager does whatever wolfy wolf says.

you can watch seasons 1, 2, and 4. 3 got really slow then picked up. 5 was like a grind. 6 got interesting but please whatever you do for the love of god don't watch the finale!

I DON'T OWN FUR

MY NAME ISN'T MONSTRMAN

liking both monster and sili

do u have an answer? if so why are you not saying it? LYCANt u tell me?!?!

me too

why did the werewolf get arrested?

Don't worry ATM I have nothing else going on at the moment

lol xkf

I KNOW RIGHT FFS KLSDJFSLKFJSDKL:FJSDKL:FJSDKL:FJKSDKL:FJSDKL:FJS DKL:f

i was hungry a half hour ago but put off doing anything for this event

not happy a big smile grin showed up in the rage keyboard smash

ya i haven't taken lunch yet was waiting for this ****

Werewolf Jokes
Werewolf Jokes

Q: What do you do if a werewolf eats your Halloween candy?
A: Eat an apple instead!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A: A wear-wolf!

Q: Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
A: “Because no one else will do it for them!”

Q: What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
A: Anything you like – he can’t chase you!

Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
A: Terrier-fied!

Q: What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
A: He got ticks!

Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A: I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs!

Q: How can if you have a stupid werewolf?
A: It howls at full cups of milk!

Q: What happens if you cross a werewolf with a sheep?
A: You have to get a new sheep!

Q: Why was the werewolf arrested in the butchers shop?
A: He was chop-lifting!

Q: Why do werewolves do well at school?
A: Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Q: What does it mean if there is a werewolf in your fridge in the morning?
A: You had some party last night!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A: A where-wolf!

Q: How do you know that two werewolves have been in the fridge?
A: There are two sets of paw prints in the butter!

Q: How do you make a werewolf laugh?
A: 
Give him a funny bone to eat!

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a frog?
A: An animal that can bite you from the other side of the road!

Q: What did the werewolf say to the other werewolf at dinner?
A: Please pass the vampire!

Q: Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
A: Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!

Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

Q: Why did the boy take an aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
A: Because it gave him an eerie ache!

Q: What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A: A terrified postman!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A: A weir-wolf!

Q: What is a werewolf’s favorite food?
A: You!!!!

Q: Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a werewolf?
A: Well take your friend out of your mouth before you speak!

Q: When does a dog go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: What did the cowboy say when the werewolf ate is dog?
A: “Well, doggone!”

Q: What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
A: It became a wash and wearwolf.

Q: What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A: A hairy tail!

Q: What happened when the blind werewolf chewed a bone for an hour?
A: When he got up he only had three legs!

Q: Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
A: He had them howling all night!

Q: How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
A: Throw a stick and shout fetch!

Q: Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
A: Because he was always snapping at things!

Q: How do you make a werewolf stew?
A: Keep him waiting for until the full moon!

Q: Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
A: Because they always give snappy answers!

Q: What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A: A were-wolf!

Q: When is it bad luck to have a werewolf follow you?
A: When you’re a human!

Q: How does a werewolf eat an elephant?
A: 
One bite at a time!

Q: What parting gift did a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home?
A: A hair comb!

Q: Did you hear about the sick werewolf?
A: He lost his voice but it’s howl is right for now!

Q: Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
A: It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!

Q: What do you call a dentist who cleans a werewolf’s teeth?
A: CRAZY!

Q: What happens if you cross a hairdresser & werewolf?
A: A creature with an all over perm!

Q: Where does the werewolf sit in the cinema?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Q: What happened to the werewolf who ate garlic?
A: His breathe was worse than his bite.

Q: What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A: A mad dog that chases airplanes!

Q: How do you stop a werewolf howling in the back of a car?
A: Put him in the front!

Q: Why was the werewolf upset with the skeleton?
A: He had a bone to pick with him!

Q: What did the vampire say when he heard the werewolf was coming?
A: Wolf where!

Q: What’s a werewolf favorite hobby?
A: Collecting fleas!

Q: What werewolf will laugh at any joke?
A: A ha-ha hawling werewolf!

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A monster who bites you, and then one that eats you!

Q: Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

Q: What type of markets do werewolves avoid?
A: Flea markets!

Q: Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
A: Because Frost-bites!

Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s too hard to run in squares!

Q: What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
A: Ruff!

Q: What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A: A bright werewolf!

Q: Why does the werewolf love Halloween?
A: The treats turn up on the front door step all night long!

I used to be a werewolf but I’m all right nooooooooow!

should i eat the chocolate frosted donut, red velvet donut, or boston creme donut

i leave it up to you, because kitties are expert donut choosers

both of my made up jokes were significantly better than any of those

straight up glazed is my favorite because i think it's the only way to judge a donut place

****t hose all sound good though, does red velvet have anything on it? i'd probably go chocolate frosted

im trying to set up a new ps4 headset but the mic isn't working and im extremely pissed off right now, run this event quick batm or there will be trouble

boston creme hope it has chocolate frosting for your benefit

chocolate donut

BATM cmon man give us an update or something