'07-'09 REUNION - REDUX: Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead: Battle of the Minor Characters
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gg I suck at ww and am prepared to be insulted and berated in post 
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So after another very long day, the village of Minor Characters decided that there were still those among them who meant them ill. And they concluded that Felix the Cat was chief among the evildoers. Felix kept talking and talking and talking and talking and saying that he was NOT to blame for all the mishaps and murders, but no one was willing to listen.
As the sun descended below the horizon, Felix put on his hat. And his dancing shoes, and with a quick whistle, he spun around, only to stop and morph into...
A giant hulking green man with orange hair.
Felix the Cat has been SHUNNED, and was a villager.
As the villagers turned and walked slowly back to their tents, hutches, and lean-tos, suddenly there was a furious screech. Before their wondering eyes, the villagers beheld a toothy dinosaur being wrestled to the ground by the trio of gusmahler, Nicholasp27, and YouKnowWho.
The raptor struggled fiercely, then was suddenly still.
The wolf team eats Kruze, a villager.
The wolf team has won!!!
Your champions:
coordi
crackedquads
Crossnerd
gusmahler
Nicholasp27
sixfour
YouKnowWho
As the sun descended below the horizon, Felix put on his hat. And his dancing shoes, and with a quick whistle, he spun around, only to stop and morph into...
A giant hulking green man with orange hair.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VoraciousMother
Felix The Cat, you are BLANKA from Bulletproof Monk's Streetfighter game. You are a villager. Your win condition is the total elimination of the threats to the village represented by the wolf team and the serial killer.
Mutated after a plane crash in the Amazon rainforest, you were once known as Jimmy, but are now an orange-haired giant who answers to Blanka. At least now they let you talk instead of grunt.
Oh, yeah, and you're green, too. Calling you a minor character may be a bit of a stretch, as you are very popular, but you still get shafted at every opportunity. One of the movies even absorbed you into another playable character. You've been caged, experimented on, and abused in every way. And really, at heart, you just want to be loved.
Well, Blanka, we love you.
Reminder, if you are unfamiliar with your character, it may benefit you to do a minimal amount of research. Thank you for playing, good luck, and above all, HAVE FUN!
Mutated after a plane crash in the Amazon rainforest, you were once known as Jimmy, but are now an orange-haired giant who answers to Blanka. At least now they let you talk instead of grunt.
Oh, yeah, and you're green, too. Calling you a minor character may be a bit of a stretch, as you are very popular, but you still get shafted at every opportunity. One of the movies even absorbed you into another playable character. You've been caged, experimented on, and abused in every way. And really, at heart, you just want to be loved.
Well, Blanka, we love you.
Reminder, if you are unfamiliar with your character, it may benefit you to do a minimal amount of research. Thank you for playing, good luck, and above all, HAVE FUN!
As the villagers turned and walked slowly back to their tents, hutches, and lean-tos, suddenly there was a furious screech. Before their wondering eyes, the villagers beheld a toothy dinosaur being wrestled to the ground by the trio of gusmahler, Nicholasp27, and YouKnowWho.
The raptor struggled fiercely, then was suddenly still.
The wolf team eats Kruze, a villager.
Quote:
Originally Posted by VoraciousMother
KruZe, You are A VELOCIRAPTOR from soah's Jurassic Park game. You are a villager. Your win condition is the total elimination of the threats to the village represented by the
wolf team and the serial killer. You have no power other than your vote. You are an evil looking son of a gun who is uncannily intelligent, and one tough mother****er, and you should
rightly strike terror into everyone's hearts. But somehow TRex always gets the most attention and all the girls, too. You don't care what anyone says. Size matters. Reminder, if you are
unfamiliar with your character, it may benefit you to do a minimal amount of research. Thank you for playing, good luck, and above all, HAVE FUN!
wolf team and the serial killer. You have no power other than your vote. You are an evil looking son of a gun who is uncannily intelligent, and one tough mother****er, and you should
rightly strike terror into everyone's hearts. But somehow TRex always gets the most attention and all the girls, too. You don't care what anyone says. Size matters. Reminder, if you are
unfamiliar with your character, it may benefit you to do a minimal amount of research. Thank you for playing, good luck, and above all, HAVE FUN!
The wolf team has won!!!
Your champions:
coordi
crackedquads
Crossnerd
gusmahler
Nicholasp27
sixfour
YouKnowWho