Kk so the other day I was just chillin, whatever, and noticed that ziigmund was playing cts and was like OMG since i hadn't seen high stakes hu nlhe for a while now. Anyway after a while i looked at the rail chat and saw none other than 'It's Erik Ryland'!!. I was pretty starstruck to tell you the truth.

After a bit of talking in the rail Erik presented me with the following mission:

Its Erik Ryland (Observer): make thread
Its Erik Ryland (Observer): ask to unban me
butler18 (Observer): ok ill consider changing it back and putting your picture
Dealer: Cole South wins the pot ($400)
Dealer: Hand #6529420235
Its Erik Ryland (Observer): I want to come back
butler18 (Observer): are you banned again
Its Erik Ryland (Observer): I self life banned myself lol

Picture below is also him asking me to make a thread about it, incase no one believes me:



Just for fun (and because Erik told me to) I'm going to change my avatar and location in honour of Erik.

Kevmath i believe youre the one to go to here, Erik Ryland would like to be unbanned.

Also if the mods dont like this and consider it unreasonable I'll put a selfban on myself damnit.

[X] Will get flamed hardcore for this
[X] Dont give a ****

wait, the real erik ryland?

no

I'll consider myself levelled badly if its not actually the real Erik Ryland, but considering his 'I'm still alive' thread had a pic of him railbirding under this name im gonna assume it's him

Yes it is him, and no we don't want him back.

You take orders from Ryland? I hope things pick up for you.

FYP

That pic would be better if it said "How About No.....Ya Crazy Dutch Bastard". But I still lol'ed.

Looks like this has been moved to ATF, time to get serious.

Op,

I think you should request a perma-life ban from these forums as well to show your unwavering support of Ryland. It would mean alot to him.

Mods how is this not news and/or gossip?

Pretty sure I said id request a selfban in his honour if mods had a problem with this

Because nobody give a **** that you have a crush on some loser micro-stakes attention whore.

how is it not about the forums?

edit: who the **** is erik ryland anyway and why are people talking about him

My crushes aside, the point of the thread was to alert Kevmath (ie the mod that banned him, and as far as im aware mods primarily in NVG), and also both Ryland's threads asking to be self-banned were both in NVG. So i thought it would be appropriate to have his comeback thread also in NVG. I think that's reasonable. Also the whole point of the thread wasn't my crush on Erik it's the fact that he geniunely has asked to be unbanned

Stop breathing plz

why did he self ban himself anyways? leave the ban on for stupidity!

He was banned before you registered, so shhhhh.

FYP
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Bring Ryland back YO

I propose the following new undertitle for OP: "Erik Ryland's bitch".

Lol i expected to be flamed by people who didn't want ryland back, but not people as dumb or ******ed as this.

I thought ryland was funny, and in general i like to see people get angry at other people over the internet so he provides entertainment for me. Do you guys think if I really loved ryland that much i'd actually make my post sound like i wanted to kidnap him and force him to marry me?

ryland wasn't funny
and the people who got angry at him were annoying too

Do not want

Bring Micon back before Ryland imo.

Wait ... no, no ... not really.