Zynga Poker Forum - Bad Beats, Epic Wins and Variance - Page 7

thank you everybody who ruined Kingfish's thread on zynga. however, from now on when someone does something creative try to control your urge to ride their dick for ****s and giggles. The reason being there won't be any giggles, but there will end up being a bunch of ****

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07-07-2011 , 12:15 PM

#153

joem87

centurion

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hmm mad tho u why

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07-07-2011 , 01:45 PM

#154

randomdonk

journeyman

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trolling is so 2006

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07-07-2011 , 02:00 PM

#155

Korianteri

journeyman

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lol that forum is pretty much bbv reg infested

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07-07-2011 , 05:01 PM

#156

NomoneyHU.

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Originally Posted by King Fish

Even Zynga players have no respect for NMHU's poker skillz.

I kind of find that amusing. No offense, NMHU

Bring them all on...HU4ROLLZ imo.

Spoiler:

- NMHU.

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07-08-2011 , 02:31 AM

#157

1dollar@atime

centurion

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 143

this is actually so awesome, thread did not disappoint

edit: not sure if this has been posted yet but this made me lol hard: http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1078175

love the replies too

Last edited by 1dollar@atime; 07-08-2011 at 02:41 AM.

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07-08-2011 , 02:45 AM

#158

1dollar@atime

centurion

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Originally Posted by NomoneyHU.

KING FISH FOR MOD.

- NMHU.

this

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07-08-2011 , 03:18 AM

#159

99killed

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sucks the tards ruined your awesome threads KF. they coulda been really funny.

bbv lets leave the lulz to those that can do them, thx.

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07-08-2011 , 03:24 AM

#160

rakemeplz

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07-08-2011 , 03:27 AM

#161

rakemeplz

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07-08-2011 , 04:28 AM

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BertTV

newbie

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I've played poker for some time and overall had pretty good success.... few big days and a few classic beat-downs, but overall I tend to stay ahead.

To win a really big pot it takes more than a good hand.....you have to have opponents who also have what they believe is the winning hand, and bet accordingly. Occationally I have had the winning hand with one or two other players drawing great hands too.....and the result is a big win for me!!

However, nothing matches the night when it all came together. I was playing one of the medium tables (4M-8M) and over several hours it had filled up with really good players who slowly built their chips on weaker players who came and went. There was some REAL money on the table!

Being experienced players, no one was going BINGO, but tended to slow-play any hand. I drew an excellent hand, A-Q (both diamonds) and antied up. Then the flop came.....10-J-K....IN DIAMONDS!!! I had flopped the dream hand, a Royal Flush!

I slow played it, just following the other bets, which surprisingly were quite agressive. What I didn't know at the time was that at the flop one player had drawn a Straight to the A, one a Flush to the K, one a 3-of-a-kind in 10's, a 3-of-a-kind with J's and a 3-of-a-kind with K's.....of course all stayed in the game an a 6th opponent with A-K had paired his K's and also stayed. The betting was putting a really nice pot on the table at this point.

At the turn an A showed......everyone stayed including the "weak" hand who now had 2 pair, A&K's. We now had a Straight to the A, a Flush to the K....and "other" good hands. Then the river turned up another A!

This meant the 4 "weak" hands were all Full House...10,J and K's over A's and an A over K's to go along with the Straight to A and Flush to K that already had been filled........and all against my Royal Flush! For once I KNEW I couldn't be beat, even though I had no idea how good the other hands were.

The final round betting was STRONG with everyone going All-In.....and of course I followed suit. When the dust settled I'd cleared the table....taking ALL the chips in play.....a total of 47.6 Million chips.

This was a PROFIT of over 40 Million chips to me....IN ONE HAND!!! I've since had big wins and great hands, but NEVER have I seen that many strong hands at one time.....and never came close to a win like that night to remember.

Wins 40m on a 4-8m table?
"filled up with really good players"
You must be good if u buy in for 1bb.
They don't do bingo poker.

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07-08-2011 , 05:38 AM

#163

septclues

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 136

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Originally Posted by BertTV

Wins 40m on a 4-8m table?
"filled up with really good players"
You must be good if u buy in for 1bb.
They don't do bingo poker.

The buyin is 4-8m ldo

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07-08-2011 , 06:08 AM

#164

Rusemandingo

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Seriously you ****ers are ruining it. Just let the zynga forum create lulz on its own.

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07-08-2011 , 08:38 AM

#165

KajunKenny

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 863

@LulzSec please hack the zynga poker forums and redirect to cake or merge with your affiliate/rakeback affiliate account 1 time?

ty!

Kajun $endz

Spoiler:

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07-09-2011 , 10:26 AM

#166

King Fish

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,073

Meh was gonna try to save it, but think its too far gone at this point.

Prob not worth the effort. Fun while it lasted...may play more in the future.

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07-09-2011 , 12:58 PM

#167

interix

banned

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 560

**** this thread.

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07-09-2011 , 01:13 PM

#168

IttyBitty

journeyman

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Pretty sure best idea is to tell everyone how u found out u can get free money to play online and link them all to pokerstrategy.com to get the free 50 bucks. hooked for life.

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07-11-2011 , 02:43 PM

#169

JohnnyX

grinder

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Originally Posted by King Fish

Meh was gonna try to save it, but think its too far gone at this point.

Prob not worth the effort. Fun while it lasted...may play more in the future.

Yeah, thread itself is awash in troll police mentioning 2+2 by name. That Pzaf guy was pretty well hooked before that though. I'm still going to monitor the Zyngas for random lulz.

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07-11-2011 , 04:31 PM

#170

BlackFr1day

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1. A bunch of 2p2ers find a medium to ship money to each other and an escrow
2. Zynga high stakes throwdown, escrow pays out winners
3. 100% RB
4. Profit

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07-16-2011 , 07:49 PM

#171

King Fish

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http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1089768

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07-17-2011 , 04:05 PM

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Mugsedge

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http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1078974

Triple range merging thread/troll is priceless

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07-17-2011 , 04:42 PM

#173

J0hny

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This is hilarious o_0

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07-17-2011 , 05:22 PM

#174

ZephyrSpy

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Originally Posted by Mugsedge

http://forums.zynga.com/showthread.php?t=1078974

Triple range merging thread/troll is priceless

I only read the first few paragraphs but is the whole thing just a cut and paste of the actual thread talking about merging your range?

And lol at the troll comments.

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07-18-2011 , 12:04 AM

#175

Odar

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 534

Doug Lee posted this yesterday on "Poker Theory and Advice" Zynga Poker Forum:

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Hello. While I am sure many of you know who I am, others are new to the game and an introduction may need to be in order.

My name is Doug Lee, and I am a WSOP Champion and have played with and beaten the best players in the world. I am fresh off an elimination in day three of the World Series of Poker Main Event.

While I am upset that I was eliminated, it was another very good run for me. The event was enhanced when I was paired with my good friend on day two, another WSOP champion named Joe Hachem.

Joe and I rose both rose to fame in 2005, and have since not looked back.

Feel free to ask any questions you may have, and either I or one of my assistants (acting under my authority) will try to respond back. I look forward to sharing my vast poker knowledge with you.

And if you see me at the tables, know that I am very approachable and am happy to sign autographs. All you have to do is ask!

-Doug Lee

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