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08-25-2013 , 05:01 AM
Zynga poker has always been a fun game to play. I've accumulated a vast quantity of about 10billion chips. So yeah seems good. Now I can move up limits to challenge the best of Zynga poker people... Or so it would seem.

Turns out the upper limits of 4mil/2mil and 10mil/5mil tables are littered with cheaters. People disconnecting their internet so they can get all-in free with their mediocre/crap hands. Also people building multiple accounts and teaming to steal other people's money. Reporting these cheaters to Zynga accomplishes nothing, because Zynga doesn't give a shyt for some reason.

No joke. I sit down at a table and the average person is teaming with another account. The average person at these levels is a cheater. At the 10mil/5mil tables it is even worse. Finding a legitimate player is rare. I wonder how much worse it is at the even higher tables.

Bottom Line: Zynga needs to get their shyt together, because as of now I am done with playing. Unless I get really bored which does happen sometimes.

At least I still have BetOnline. Play seems to be legit there.
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08-25-2013 , 06:13 AM
Isnt that like, play money?
Ofcourse they dont give a shiat.
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08-25-2013 , 08:28 AM
Zynga poker is to poker what your mum is to ****ing. The same thing, but it's not worth the effort
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08-25-2013 , 09:37 AM
Shove Zynga up your A Hole
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08-25-2013 , 12:18 PM
go to the zynga bbv

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btw serious q: is zynga real money already available for the whole world?
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08-25-2013 , 05:49 PM
u rly care about this but like its kinda +ev to auction all ur zynga chips and accept a bid of $0.01, and u probly flush $10 on stars and dont give a ****

#getbrain
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08-25-2013 , 06:27 PM
whats the incentive to cheat for worthless play chips? they trying to hone their scamming skills for future i dont get it.
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08-25-2013 , 06:30 PM
Spoiler:

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 08-25-2013 at 08:46 PM.
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08-25-2013 , 09:09 PM
In used to be ranked 13 in the world in 2008. Get Good or Fk Off
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08-25-2013 , 10:06 PM
at least they have a lot of play money to do absolutely nothing with
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08-25-2013 , 11:58 PM
It isn't the money that is a problem. The chips are fake so they have virtually no value. It is the idea that people think it is okay to cheat! It makes the game no fun.

Think of a situation like this:

You play a game of Monopoly with some friends. All of a sudden half way through the game someone decides to sneak hotels on their property. Then everyone else decides to follow along and take hotels and houses and stealing money and cards. The game is no longer fun, because they are all cheating. It isn't the fact that you can no longer win that is the problem, it is the fact that your friends are being immature and ruining the fun. Next time you are invited to play you aren't going to.

Obviously I have touched a sensitive issue with some of you people, because I am getting a lot of ***-you-posts. So sorry for offending you super important poker-pro people.
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08-26-2013 , 12:55 AM
the amount of people here that actually care about what ur saying right now

is like zero (+/- 1%)

#getgood
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08-26-2013 , 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by TheGodson
It isn't the money that is a problem. The chips are fake so they have virtually no value. It is the idea that people think it is okay to cheat!
Personally, I blame Doc Sands for this.

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It makes the game no fun.
It's play money. It's not supposed to be fun.

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Think of a situation like this:

You play a game of Monopoly with some friends. All of a sudden half way through the game someone decides to sneak hotels on their property. Then everyone else decides to follow along and take hotels and houses and stealing money and cards. The game is no longer fun, because they are all cheating. It isn't the fact that you can no longer win that is the problem, it is the fact that your friends are being immature and ruining the fun. Next time you are invited to play you aren't going to.
Question: Do you own a ball gag? If so, this would be a perfect time to use it. If not, then you obviously are not serious about improving your game.

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Obviously I have touched a sensitive issue with some of you people, because I am getting a lot of ***-you-posts. So sorry for offending you super important poker-pro people.

We are not a group to be trifled with. The DOJ cannot stop us, what makes you think you can?
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08-26-2013 , 03:31 AM
Sell your 10b chips for like $1000 and degen it on an online casino... problem solved.
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08-26-2013 , 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by TheGodson
It isn't the money that is a problem. The chips are fake so they have virtually no value. It is the idea that people think it is okay to cheat! It makes the game no fun.
Are you sure you weren't playing FTP from the USA?
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08-26-2013 , 11:27 AM
Just wait for AA and go all in. You can't lose.
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08-26-2013 , 12:10 PM
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDD...please sir and thank u
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08-26-2013 , 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Are you sure you weren't playing FTP from the USA?
zing
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04-27-2025 , 01:27 AM
I went pro poker player. No more Zynga. You can earn virtual watches on Zynga last I played, but that was ages ago.
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04-27-2025 , 01:34 AM
Solid bump
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04-27-2025 , 09:25 AM
Need to get Johnmir and the hardly bros in here to investigate, this one is made for a financial analyst who claims to be pro and only plays small games.
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04-28-2025 , 05:03 AM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Zynga poker is to poker what your mum is to ****ing. The same thing, but it's not worth the effort
Solid post!
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05-07-2025 , 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Solid bump
Reviving a 12 year old BS post....

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05-08-2025 , 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by poker1999
I like Zynga but there are too many all-in players.
you just gotta look your man in the eye and know he aint got the goods
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06-26-2025 , 09:57 PM
where to download it?
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