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10-23-2013 , 09:04 PM

#51

Raging Potato

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 579

dat forehead

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10-23-2013 , 09:34 PM

#52

keane_mark2

adept

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 846

didn't read wallotext

but yeah 8.

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10-23-2013 , 10:35 PM

#53

SweatOnMySkin

journeyman

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 253

I've met this girl I'm pretty sure. She was working in Amsterdam at the time.

She's no 10. Maybe 7.5, but she rims like a solid 9. maybe 9.5.

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10-23-2013 , 10:52 PM

#54

MakeMe89

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 59

haha to me shes a 10 and ohh Shes Half Ethiopian Half East Indian ..Kinda a sick breed.i am avoiding her like a plague..i am way happier i can **** whoever no commitment whatsoever ..many of you are pointing about the elbows ..haha i had issues with those when i was ****ing her ...she elbowed me on my ribs once . nearly fractured them

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10-23-2013 , 11:36 PM

#55

theskillzdatklls

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4,920

dude you are rolling in $200 bills that should be good enough.

also: 6.5

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10-24-2013 , 12:13 AM

#56

MakeMe89

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 59

[QUOTE=theskillzdatklls;40719276]dude you are rolling in $200 bills that should be good enough.

$200 Bills ..Thats funny

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10-24-2013 , 12:24 AM

#57

kwanho1

adept

Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 716

There arent any $200 bills in Canada; only 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100. There used to be 1, 2 and 1000 but they arent in production anymore.

Edit: what do you call a $0.50 coin?

There are pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, loonies and toonies here in Canada.

Last edited by kwanho1; 10-24-2013 at 12:30 AM.

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10-24-2013 , 12:28 AM

#58

MakeMe89

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 59

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Originally Posted by kwanho1

There arent any $200 bills in Canada; only 5, 10, 20, 50 and 100. There used to be 1, 2 and 1000 but they arent in production anymore.

Thanks for giving this people a hint ..we roll with 100s ...that's the largest bill here

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10-24-2013 , 01:01 AM

#59

Next Level

grinder

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 644

Obvious play is to beat puddy up 1 more time THEN tell her "you bet on the wrong horse yada yada".

Or if you want to keep her, tell her poker isnt going anywhere.

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10-24-2013 , 03:05 AM

#60

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,557

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Originally Posted by theskillzdatklls

dude you are rolling in $200 bills that should be good enough.

also: 6.5

6.5 at best playa... lmao

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10-24-2013 , 04:00 AM

#61

MakeMe89

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 59

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Originally Posted by kevmode

6.5 at best playa... lmao

Hey Kevmode !! Tell me how many Vegas Bitches have you've banged that are of this calibre

My answer is Non ..you probably don't know what a 10 looks like. In a million years you eouldnt date someone that looks like this

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10-24-2013 , 04:29 AM

#62

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

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Originally Posted by MakeMe89

Hey Kevmode !! Tell me how many Vegas Bitches have you've banged that are of this calibre

My answer is Non ..you probably don't know what a 10 looks like. In a million years you eouldnt date someone that looks like this

pretty sure ppl telling you its a 9 are trolling you buddy

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10-24-2013 , 04:45 AM

#63

F2012

adept

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 1,167

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

pretty sure ppl telling you its a 9 are trolling you buddy

Ofcourse not!

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10-24-2013 , 10:37 AM

#64

purrretrog

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,596

When you were living with her did you share the same razor?

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10-24-2013 , 11:06 AM

#65

PokerDharma

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 2,212

Can I get her number?

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10-24-2013 , 11:14 AM

#66

highroller3

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 210

a huge indicator of mental illness for me seems to be when people use .... to separate sentences instead of punctuation when typing online. cool if its true

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10-24-2013 , 12:37 PM

#67

ktnxbye

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 590

Op is required prescription glasses obv.

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10-24-2013 , 01:15 PM

#68

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,939

Approved title change

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10-24-2013 , 01:27 PM

#69

orb_dam_u

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 1,364

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Originally Posted by highroller3

a huge indicator of mental illness for me seems to be when people use .... to separate sentences instead of punctuation when typing online. cool if its true

wow... I really think you are on to something.... you should publish your theory... if you are smart.

Spoiler:

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10-25-2013 , 02:17 AM

#70

J0hny

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,489

Never would date a girl who would but me to spot like "me or poker".
Stupid ultimatum.

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10-25-2013 , 02:48 AM

#71

willyb87

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 34

I think 6.5 would be generous, and if you think she's a 10 then I've been dating super models....

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10-25-2013 , 03:32 AM

#72

poesay

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 123

Reminds me of the Excalibur around 4am on a Monday. Not bad though op, not bad...

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10-25-2013 , 03:54 AM

#73

VARICO11

banned

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 396

not a 10, but not horrible either, call back that rasput and tap that, then dump her and tell her u picked poker.

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10-25-2013 , 04:18 AM

#74

MakeMe89

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 59

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Originally Posted by willyb87

I think 6.5 would be generous, and if you think she's a 10 then I've been dating super models....

Do you mind Posting a Pic of the supermodel you are claiming ? We can make a fair comparison !! Some of you is Just talk have the balls to post a pic of a 10

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10-25-2013 , 04:51 AM

#75

kevmode

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,557

Omg bro her nose is bigger then mine and I have a big nose! Lmao if this you version of a ten my friend! She has nice legs and that is about it. She has small tatats and no butt bro get real.... I would def dump her and stick to poker if I had to lmao...... She is not hot bro u can do wayyyyyyyyyyyy betterrrr.....

Last edited by kevmode; 10-25-2013 at 04:52 AM. Reason: 6.5 at best brahhhhhhh.

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