Oh thank you for pointing that out. I am glad you were able to check it out for me since I don't have an internet connection and had no idea what was in the link when I posted it. You obviously win teh internets.
How could you be posting this if you don't have an internet connection???
It's when you own someone like Teddy KGB did in rounders. "Lays down a monster'. "VVvvveerry agrryyyssive"
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigBadBabar
Yup, yup like Teddy
Teddy, ready with tha one two checka
No Diggity, Missy be the bedroom wrecka
Double decka, make you wanna beat your pecka
And then leave your bitch, cause this uhhh! be better
Up Jumps Da' Boogie Lyrics
Artist: Timbaland & Magoo
1997
imo the origin
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark_Mace
im fairly certain it has something to do with the Roosevelt assasination.
Umm....1,2 reffering to ofcourse the action required to assasinate someone; 1. aim 2. pull the trigger.....teddy reffering to ofcourse the CIA coverup of the operation.....
Did roosevelt even get assasinated? No one will ever know. Im not even sure if he died or is dead...but if he did...then its quite possible that this is what 1,2 teddy is about.
To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.
thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal"
My guess is that this chat was taken after an online hand in which someone got it all in on the flop or turn drawing dead. Probably originally written by the likes of Matusow, or another online player that talks a lot of smack and has a lot of fanbois.
This line is about as cool as "You're so money and you don't even know it" or "You're like a big bear man" lines from the movie Swingers that white guys overused a lot in the late 90s thinking that they were funny/original.
Quote:
Originally Posted by SamuraiJon
Wreckx-N-Effect imo....
It's Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checker
Wreckx-N-Effect is in effect, but I'm the wrecker
Off the track, 'bout the honey shakin' rumps and they backs in
Booties of the cuties steady shakin' but relaxin'
The action is packed than a jam like the kinds of beat
Bound to get you up, cold flowin' like a faucet
Not meant to make you sit, Not meant to make you jump
But Jet make the hotties in the parties shake your rump
I like the way you comb your hair, uh
I like the stylish clothes you wear, uh
It's just the little things you do, uh
That makes me wanna get with you, uh
All I wanna do is zoom-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
Just shake your rump
Pre Flop: Hero is BTN/SB with A A
Hero raises to $6, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $14, BB raises to $18, Hero raises to $256.50 all in, BB calls $156 all in
Flop: ($348.00) A 3 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Turn: ($348.00) 7 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($348.00) 4 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $348.00
BB shows Qh Kd (a pair of Sevens)
Hero shows As Ac (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
Hero wins $347.50
(Rake: $0.50)
PokerStars Game #17412259270: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/05/13 - 21:04:11 (ET)
Table 'Recha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Principesa ($660.15 in chips)
Seat 2: ElberFelber ($650.40 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo ($582 in chips)
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard ($1368.50 in chips)
DCal Zone: posts small blind $3
HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Jh Js]
PiS.ToTo: raises $12 to $18
Mr.Zacard: folds
Principesa: folds
ElberFelber: raises $632.40 to $650.40 and is all-in
DCal Zone: calls $600 and is all-in
HaLoHaLo: folds
PiS.ToTo: folds
Uncalled bet ($47.40) returned to ElberFelber
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9s 9c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9s 9c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9s 9c 7c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
ElberFelber: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ElberFelber collected $1227 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1230 | Rake $3
Board [Qh 9s 9c 7c 6d]
Seat 1: Principesa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ElberFelber (button) showed [Ac As] and won ($1227) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: DCal Zone (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
PokerStars Game #17412259270: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/05/13 - 21:04:11 (ET)
Table 'Recha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Principesa ($660.15 in chips)
Seat 2: ElberFelber ($650.40 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo ($582 in chips)
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard ($1368.50 in chips)
DCal Zone: posts small blind $3
HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Jh Js]
PiS.ToTo: raises $12 to $18
Mr.Zacard: folds
Principesa: folds
ElberFelber: raises $632.40 to $650.40 and is all-in
DCal Zone: calls $600 and is all-in
HaLoHaLo: folds
PiS.ToTo: folds
Uncalled bet ($47.40) returned to ElberFelber
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9s 9c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9s 9c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9s 9c 7c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
ElberFelber: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ElberFelber collected $1227 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1230 | Rake $3
Board [Qh 9s 9c 7c 6d]
Seat 1: Principesa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ElberFelber (button) showed [Ac As] and won ($1227) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: DCal Zone (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard folded before Flop (didn't bet)
im fairly certain it has something to do with the Roosevelt assasination.
Umm....1,2 reffering to ofcourse the action required to assasinate someone; 1. aim 2. pull the trigger.....teddy reffering to ofcourse the CIA coverup of the operation.....
Did roosevelt even get assasinated? No one will ever know. Im not even sure if he died or is dead...but if he did...then its quite possible that this is what 1,2 teddy is about.