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Old 05-13-2008, 09:09 PM   #1
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Beat: Got smacked up

PokerStars Game #17412259270: Hold'em No Limit ($3/$6) - 2008/05/13 - 21:04:11 (ET)
Table 'Recha' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Principesa ($660.15 in chips)
Seat 2: ElberFelber ($650.40 in chips)
Seat 3: DCal Zone ($603 in chips)
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo ($582 in chips)
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo ($600 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard ($1368.50 in chips)
DCal Zone: posts small blind $3
HaLoHaLo: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to DCal Zone [Jh Js]
PiS.ToTo: raises $12 to $18
Mr.Zacard: folds
Principesa: folds
ElberFelber: raises $632.40 to $650.40 and is all-in
DCal Zone: calls $600 and is all-in
HaLoHaLo: folds
PiS.ToTo: folds
Uncalled bet ($47.40) returned to ElberFelber
*** FLOP *** [Qh 9s 9c]
*** TURN *** [Qh 9s 9c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 9s 9c 7c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
DCal Zone: shows [Jh Js] (two pair, Jacks and Nines)
ElberFelber: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
ElberFelber collected $1227 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1230 | Rake $3
Board [Qh 9s 9c 7c 6d]
Seat 1: Principesa folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ElberFelber (button) showed [Ac As] and won ($1227) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 3: DCal Zone (small blind) showed [Jh Js] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 4: HaLoHaLo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PiS.ToTo folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mr.Zacard folded before Flop (didn't bet)


ElberFelber: thanks stupid
ElberFelber: wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
ElberFelber: I mean, I SMACKED u up
ElberFelber: damn bro,
ElberFelber: I gave you the one two teddy
ElberFelber: does your neck hurt?
ElberFelber: from that whiplash
ElberFelber: I am gonna leave the table now
ElberFelber: with your money honey
ElberFelber: thanks for the contribution
ElberFelber: you are a pal
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:10 PM   #2
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

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Old 05-13-2008, 09:11 PM   #3
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[x] one two teddy
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:13 PM   #4
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

Oh no, I can see "the one two teddy" is about to join the online poker lexicon for the next 3 years or so...
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:18 PM   #5
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Oh no, I can see "the one two teddy" is about to join the online poker lexicon for the next 3 years or so...
what does one two teddy even mean
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:20 PM   #6
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

So, are you gonna AT LEAST try to justify your call ?

Why post this ?
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:22 PM   #7
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he def smacked you up with the ol' one two teddy.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:23 PM   #8
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

Mr.Zacard biggest nit ever at 3/6??? I guess I´m doing something wrong
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:24 PM   #9
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So, are you gonna AT LEAST try to justify your call ?

Why post this ?
really?
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:26 PM   #10
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Re: Beat: Got smacked up

hahaha that is excellent chat.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:26 PM   #11
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really?
100bb 3bet shove is always AA man.
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:35 PM   #12
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dont even front, u so got 1-2-teddy'ed
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:40 PM   #13
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Teddy, ready with the 1-2 checka imo

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Old 05-13-2008, 09:42 PM   #14
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Old 05-13-2008, 09:43 PM   #15
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Mr.Zacard biggest nit ever at 3/6??? I guess I´m doing something wrong
wait, mr.zacard is a nit?

news to me.
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