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06-09-2019 , 05:55 PM

#251

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Frantically searching for new music that actually uses a guitar, Sammy came across this old gem...

Fun fact - I used to think that was a man singing. That was embarrassing when I said it to friends.

06-09-2019 , 05:56 PM

#252

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I have a job. Been there for 2 weeks. Back to the 7am to 6pm! Whoop!

Waaaaaaaaat! Are you serial? You actually have a real job now?

06-09-2019 , 06:00 PM

#253

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Last new song I remember liking with a guitar/BASS/drums was this one.

And it doesn't really count!

06-09-2019 , 06:01 PM

#254

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Waaaaaaaaat! Are you serial? You actually have a real job now?

Yep. I'm digging holes and building hills. Morph helped me with my interview.

06-09-2019 , 06:03 PM

#255

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Fun fact - I used to think that was a man singing. That was embarrassing when I said it to friends.

Fun fact, I used to think her music was the greatest......turns out it still is = I was right...turns out I always am.

Punks

06-09-2019 , 06:09 PM

#256

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Yep. I'm digging holes and building hills. Morph helped me with my interview.

I didn't know that. Congratulations on joining the real world.

as much as I hate to say it.......Wp rrwp*

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 06-09-2019 at 06:09 PM. Reason: reallyreally well played

06-09-2019 , 06:18 PM

#257

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

also: real life facts: Lawyer wanted us to sell the house (our mother/fathers), and wanted us to sell her summer house as well. That ****ing idiot didn't expect to encounter people, that acually knew what the funny words he used meant.....

06-09-2019 , 06:45 PM

#258

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

I didn't know that. Congratulations on joining the real world.

as much as I hate to say it.......Wp rrwp*

Thank you Mr Sammy.

06-09-2019 , 06:47 PM

#259

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Why would he want to make you sell them?

06-09-2019 , 06:47 PM

#260

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,065

Also, I don't think a "summer house" is a real term to use in Denmark. I think it's called "less winter house"

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 06-09-2019 at 06:48 PM. Reason: in before "punk!"

06-09-2019 , 07:19 PM

#261

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Fidstar-poker is ok in my book

06-09-2019 , 07:20 PM

#262

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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I atee a Gernb+ane 1 timje

06-09-2019 , 07:21 PM

#263

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Morph has dry legs. They tadt lik
e bisquits

06-09-2019 , 07:27 PM

#264

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Also, I don't think a "summer house" is a real term to use in Denmark. I think it's called "less winter house"

06-09-2019 , 07:28 PM

#265

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Poink

06-09-2019 , 09:12 PM

#266

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

It makes the lawyer's job easier. Money is easier to split up equitably than property.

06-09-2019 , 09:50 PM

#267

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Congrats MOC on the undertitle!

06-09-2019 , 11:48 PM

#268

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Gentleladies and Sammymen,

Rejoice. Today is the 114th consecutive Sheepday, and we have a new BBV prince. We include michaelorcharlie in succession to throne of degeneracy with his graceful acts of a true BBV masterpiece: RIP leg. Let us thank Bobo, a benevolent ruler, for his contributions. Let us thank Mr. Sheep for his excellent sheeping. Let us thank the thankers for their thankfulness. Thanks, thankers, thankfully. Thank you.

I love BBV.