Worst thing you did to your parents/girlfriend/brother/pet/hooker after a losing session

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03-21-2011 , 05:42 PM

badonk_a_donk

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 628

just killed someone, but was just a mexican

and you?

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03-21-2011 , 05:58 PM

Mark275

banned

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 4,434

i sent my mother in the kitchen to make me a sandwhich

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03-21-2011 , 05:59 PM

badonk_a_donk

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 628

you've got a pure soul, my friend

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03-21-2011 , 06:02 PM

AlligatorBloodFTW

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Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 6,425

My brother paid a hooker to have sex with my girlfriend's dog while her dad watched.

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03-21-2011 , 06:04 PM

bubblegoose

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Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 91

after I misread my hand for 2k I walked for 5 miles to a convienance store.

beat: had to call to be picked up.

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03-21-2011 , 06:08 PM

ThebrokenATM

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 1,438

Made them read this thread. I actually feel pretty bad about it though because it was both cruel and unusual punishment.

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03-21-2011 , 06:16 PM

mikekelley13

adept

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,088

i used to live in a poker house and there was this 1 dude (never learned his name) that apparently never stuck to BR mgmt and tilted like mad. one day i heard screaming coming from his room so i open the door and he's in there naked, his monitor is busted, his speakers are blaring german techno grind music and he's swallowing laundry bleach yelling **** like "**** KINGS **** ACES **** EVERY SINGLE CARD IN THE DECK" and im like WTF DUDE!? and he's like "DUDE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ****ING BAD I RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" so i grab the gallon of bleach out of his hands and make him go vomit the bleach he just swallowed. he moved out a week later

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03-21-2011 , 06:16 PM

warriorsquest

adept

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,019

I once sent an OP to jail for killing a mexican

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03-21-2011 , 06:23 PM

mo3rtelmu

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 5,529

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Originally Posted by ThebrokenATM

Made them read this thread. I actually feel pretty bad about it though because it was both cruel and unusual punishment.

this!

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03-21-2011 , 06:54 PM

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WhatASurprise

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 247

i tried hitting her

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03-21-2011 , 06:56 PM

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ChriSquared

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 848

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Originally Posted by mikekelley13

Jesus bro

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03-21-2011 , 06:58 PM

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Kramc

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 327

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Originally Posted by bubblegoose

after I misread my hand for 2k I walked for 5 miles to a convienance store.

beat: had to call to be picked up.

Best thing ever.

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03-21-2011 , 06:58 PM

#13

O dear

grinder

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 495

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Originally Posted by mikekelley13

Omg that's horribe..... Who the **** listens to German Techno music?!

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03-21-2011 , 07:02 PM

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Bladesman87

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 14,543

I had to move out of my sick grindhouse because some numpty kept stealing my delicious bleach.

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03-21-2011 , 07:24 PM

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driven1

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 384

My first year of playing live poker (before i ever played online) i had some rough times...
One time I bailed on my friends' trip to Mexico last minute...because of a late night super soul crushing live cash session that basically sapped me of a miniscule BR. I was like 18 at the time and my friends were definitely aware of why I couldn't go even though I told them I was sick.

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03-21-2011 , 07:39 PM

#16

Ultimate Sheriff

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Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 469

Spat in my grans face when she told me to give up poker, right after i lost a $100 pot at a cash table

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03-21-2011 , 07:44 PM

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99moproblems

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 465

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Originally Posted by Ultimate Sheriff

Spat in my grans face when she told me to give up poker, right after i lost a $100 pot at a cash table

pretty sure thats not the worst thing you've done....

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03-21-2011 , 07:54 PM

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Coprolagnia

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 395

I stole my parents life savings, I beat my girlfriend to death and blamed it on my brother, threw my dog out a 3 story window, I would never dream of doing anything to a hooker.

Last edited by Coprolagnia; 03-21-2011 at 08:01 PM.

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03-21-2011 , 08:04 PM

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:FRED)

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 119

i once said no to a cup of tea i hope my mum forgives me

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03-21-2011 , 08:10 PM

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wyvo

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,378

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Originally Posted by Ultimate Sheriff

Spat in my grans face when she told me to give up poker, right after i lost a $100 pot at a cash table

this cant be true, this is jus absolute filth!!! if u were my bro and did that i wud knock u the fk out!

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03-21-2011 , 08:37 PM

#21

Ultimate Sheriff

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Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 469

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Originally Posted by wyvo

this cant be true, this is jus absolute filth!!! if u were my bro and did that i wud knock u the fk out!

LOL STFU I didnt mean to spit in her face i was argueing with her and a bit of spit flew out my mouth.

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03-21-2011 , 08:40 PM

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wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

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Originally Posted by Ultimate Sheriff

LOL STFU I didnt mean to spit in her face i was argueing with her and a bit of spit flew out my mouth.

Before or after you stole her paycheck?

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03-21-2011 , 08:48 PM

#23

ship it dbag

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 132

jazzy..stop watchin fresh prince reruns and go jump off a cliff

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03-21-2011 , 09:30 PM

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bigballa_3214

grinder

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 482

I cussed out my ex girlfriend and called her a whore and a slut until she cried. Then I apologized and did it again when I lost some more. She ended up stealing my dog

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03-21-2011 , 10:00 PM

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milac

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 117

i ****ed my dog and took hooker for a walk

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