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06-10-2018 , 10:38 PM

#376

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

He pulled a CigarDan and kind of drifted away.

CigarDan was a great BBV poster I hope he has found a better fate than many veterans do.

I think Whiskey will be back some day but he’s gotta take time to figure things out with his wife and also maybe move back to Vegas. At that point we’ll see WhiskeyNeat again.

Excellent post by Sheep

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06-11-2018 , 03:44 AM

#377

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,073

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Has it been one year already? Time sure flies. Are there things you don't like about Spain, or are you leaving purely because of visa issues?

We came back in September and will be leaving in August, so almost a year.

GF didn't like it here at all. Language barrier and stuff to do was a major issue. Hard to make friends when you don't speak their language.

06-11-2018 , 03:45 AM

#378

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,073

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Be careful at the airport! If they greet you with "buenos días" and you answer back in Spanish they'll send you back!

It's okay, I'm white.

06-11-2018 , 03:47 AM

#379

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

rip whiskey monkey, you better come back before January 8th 2021.

06-11-2018 , 12:46 PM

#380

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The moment of silence is over. Let us get back to RIPsammy

06-11-2018 , 12:51 PM

#381

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,073

Sammy is setting up the photography studio in his basement ready for the WC pics.

06-11-2018 , 01:15 PM

#382

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

WORLD-CUCK pics?

06-11-2018 , 01:38 PM

#383

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you so hard monday

06-11-2018 , 02:03 PM

#384

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

AaaaaAAAAaaa unexpected heavy aaAAAA at work I blame VPbama. Has Trump nuermked the whole wqorlsd yet? In cananay case i blam a Obama for his rratdardycy Ohhh srip sammy

06-11-2018 , 03:13 PM

#385

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

It is hard to eulogize any BBV member. To capture in words not just the drunk poasts he has left behind, but the essential truth of a forum regular - their private joys and sorrows; the quiet moments and unique qualities that illuminate someone’s soul; and the positive energy that their avatar gives to the community. How much harder to do so for a giant of Aaaaaaaa, whose liquor consumption was unequalled and who binked dozens of online poker tournaments.

Born in USA#1, way before the grape-a-rita was invented, a boy raised checking out Latina tits and ass, Whiskeyneat would emerge as the greatest Psychedelic Patrick avatar owner of the 21th century. Like Gandhi, he would lead a resistance movement against floods of Facebook poasts about the presidential elections - a movement that never held any prospect of success. "A head on collision where cancer hits aids", he said, "and they both get ejected and slam into each other, evacuate their bowels, and combust". Like Dr. King, he would give potent voice to the claims of the oppressed and the moral necessity of refilling glasses with scotch. He would endure a brutal banning from his own house by his Latina wife that began in the time of Trump, and ended in the time of Trump. Emerging from his banishment, without the force of arms, he would – like Abraham Lincoln – do everything in his power to save his marriage. And like America's Founding Fathers, he would erect a constitutional order to preserve nationwide availability of raz-ber-ritas for future generations – a true commitment to Aaaaaaaa.

Given the sweep of his BBV career, the scope of his accomplishments, the adoration that he and his avatar so rightly earned, it’s tempting to remember Whiskeyneat as an icon, pink and with psychedelic background, detached from the tawdry affairs of lesser men. But Ritaneat himself strongly resisted such a lifeless portrait. Instead, he insisted on sharing with us his doubts and his fears. "moved back in with the wife", he said, "which is...good?"

Whiskeyneat showed us the power of action; of preparing for hurricanes that all too often threaten the southeastern part of USA#1. "My wife and I have about 4 dozen beers, 2 bottles of wine, a bottle of tequila, a bottle of scotch, and a bunch of junk food. I've never felt more ready."

Whiskeyneat taught us the power of action, but he also taught us the power of ideas; the importance of reason and arguments; the need to study not only Texas Hold'em game theory, but car sales as well. "Who want bmw I do the things", he said.

Despite his struggles, in the end it was the Texas heat that eventually got the best of Whiskeyneat. A great visionary, he predicted his tragic end himself: "I am going to melt into a pool of rita", he said.

We will never see the likes of Whiskeyneat again. But let me say to the young people of BBV and the young people around the whole 2+2 community: you, too, can make his life's work your own. Over 2 years ago, while still a veteran and not yet a Pooh-Bah, I learned of Whiskeyneat and the struggles taking place in this beautiful land, and it stirred something in me. It woke me up to my responsibilities to Latina tits and ass, and it set me on an improbable journey that finds me here today. And while I will always fall short of Ritaneat's example, he makes me want to be a better poaster. He speaks to what's best inside us.

What a magnificent soul it was. We will miss him deeply. May Mason Malmuth bless the memory of Whiskeyneat. May God bless the people of BBV.

What a befitting contribution on Sheepday! Praise be!

This makes you the third person to use the template!

06-11-2018 , 03:14 PM

#386

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Hai!

1) im alive
2) baby waffle is good
3) baby mama is still bbw *****
4) poker not much
5) guns of glory addiction

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 06-11-2018 at 03:16 PM. Reason: If you eulogized me show me please

06-11-2018 , 03:53 PM

#387

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

omg it's waffle!

Do we make you proud? Thoughts on Sheepday?

no eulogy because

Spoiler:

06-11-2018 , 04:00 PM

#388

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

glad both waffles are doing well.

banging any chubbers lately?

06-11-2018 , 04:10 PM

#389

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Hai!

1) im alive
2) baby waffle is good
3) baby mama is still bbw *****
4) poker not much
5) guns of glory addiction

But are you still shooting loads up in her bbw wetness

06-11-2018 , 04:35 PM

#390

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

beat dem gutz

06-11-2018 , 05:24 PM

#391

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

My favourite babe of the week:https://www.instagram.com/amalieiuel/?hl=en

06-11-2018 , 05:39 PM

#392

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Elbows literally too pointy.

06-11-2018 , 06:14 PM

#393

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

In after Waffle list!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

What a befitting contribution on Sheepday! Praise be!

This makes you the third person to use the template!

...but Sheep used the first person in the second to last paragraph.

06-11-2018 , 06:29 PM

#394

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

06-11-2018 , 07:09 PM

#395

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Elbows literally too pointy.

I wouldn't hit that majiks dick

06-11-2018 , 07:55 PM

#396

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

buncha prudes itt

400M hurdles is only run by badass's

I would love to put a baby in that one

06-11-2018 , 08:16 PM

#397

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

WAFFLE LIST ITT

What a good month

06-11-2018 , 08:21 PM

#398

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So, I'm going back to LA...

they have the best asian poison removal professionals in that land. Congratulations sir

06-12-2018 , 01:04 AM

#399

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

RIP Doyle :https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/2...poker-1714599/

06-12-2018 , 04:08 AM

#400

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Two Days!

Can't wait sick of the Rugby obsessed culture in New Zealand

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