Gotta disguise your hand amirite? Bet he never put me on an ace because of the limp pre and so did a donk stackoff with his king high flush.

BTN: $3.18 (VPIP: 26.09, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 11.11, Hands: 24)
SB: $4.35 (VPIP: 0.00, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 12)
BB: $10.00 (VPIP: 15.38, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 40)
Hero (UTG): $10.08
MP: $11.03 (VPIP: 38.00, PFR: 32.00, 3Bet Preflop: 23.53, Hands: 53)
CO: $13.24 (VPIP: 26.67, PFR: 6.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 16)

SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A A

Hero calls $0.10, fold, CO calls $0.10, fold, SB calls $0.05, BB checks

Flop: ($0.40, 4 players) K 7 2
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $0.30, CO raises to $0.70, fold, fold, Hero calls $0.40

Turn: ($1.80, 2 players) 6
Hero checks, CO checks

River: ($1.80, 2 players) T
Hero checks, CO bets $1.35, Hero raises to $5.85, CO raises to $10.35, Hero calls $3.43

Hero shows A A (Flush, Ace High) (Pre 87%, Flop 82%, Turn 91%)
CO shows Q K (Flush, King High) (Pre 13%, Flop 18%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins $19.35

tl;dr

idc what you have to say because I know you are ****ing stooped so just EABoDs

What is wrong with you? Did your mother not breast feed you like the other kids?

No his mother had intercourse with her cousin.

if you go allin with 72 after playing tight for 15 minutes they will never put you on 72.
Gotta disguise your hand right? Go ahead and try if you don't believe me

Wear gloves

bad play, gotta raise for value pre

NEWS FLASH: He was calling your 3x open with KQ and calling your cbet with top pair. He isn't folding turn and the river would play out the same.

TLDR: it would have played out the exact way except you'd be a little less of a waterhead

+1

You're a bit late for April Fools day

Why does A get capitalized but not O?

Solid poker right there, I bet he never knew what hit him. Can't wait to watch you on ESPN this fall.

**** you

he knows what you have when you raise river and is representing the straight flush to make you muck it - not his fault you are a calling station donkey.

Disguise crazy.

cliffs?

I play cash games where the opening raise is bigger than the pot you won.
EAD

^ wow you must be one of those siihp guys

Hey N8!

nah, im just a guy on the internet that tells you to eat the D.

this spot is 50/50 so ur opponent made a gto play. After he saw u station this off he will switch to exploiting u and ur station ways. L2 fold rivers gz. Oh and dae. <- sorry I forgot u have a low IQ (evidenced by ur talk of hand) dae is actually ead just backwards but I assume it would fly right over ur head so I made that nice arrow and explanation for u. Ur welcome.

My eyez

im bad, but you are terrible because i say it

And you sound a brilliant. That post was genius!